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Three ways that people die: peacefully, violently, or stupidly. I sometimes wonder how I am going to leave this mortal coil. There are very few of us who do not prefer the option of going out peacefully in sleep, preferably at the tender age of 85.
If not peacefully, then of course there's the violent auto crashes and other types of accidents. For example, the plane that crashed in the Everglades like 10 years ago where, if the impact or the knife-like marshblades didn't kill the passengers, the hungry alligators in the area were glad to accomodate. And then, there's the stupid ways to die. Any reader of the Darwin Awards has tons of examples of this. On "Six Feet Under" they would always begin the show with how the victim of the week met their maker and it would often be in some silly way where one bad decision sealed their fate. The guy is backing his car out of the drive way and then he opens his door to reach out to get the newspaper and falls out of the car and runs over his own head. Yesterday in Arizona or something a piece of a used-up rocket fell from the sky and some spokesman says that every day something falls from space and I am like "Crap, that's how it's going to happen to me." I'll be walking one day and damn if a rocket won't land flat on my head. So how do you think you will punch your ticket: peacefully, violently, or stupidly? All good things they say never last... | |
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Definetly stupidly for me.
It's how I've done everything else so far. | |
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I think Im gonna die in my sleep. | |
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DanceWme said: I think Im gonna die in my sleep.
Good Nite. | |
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SureThing said: Definetly stupidly for me.
It's how I've done everything else so far. you know the beginning part of a 'six feet under' episode? it's usually someone dying stupidly. like the lady who saw all the blow-up dolls floating around and she thought it was the rapture and wound up getting run over. | |
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SureThing said: DanceWme said: I think Im gonna die in my sleep.
Good Nite. | |
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Anx said: SureThing said: Definetly stupidly for me.
It's how I've done everything else so far. you know the beginning part of a 'six feet under' episode? it's usually someone dying stupidly. like the lady who saw all the blow-up dolls floating around and she thought it was the rapture and wound up getting run over. | |
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GottaLetitgo said:[quote]I sometimes wonder how I am going to leave this mortal coil. There are very few of us who do not prefer the option of going out peacefully in sleep, preferably at the tender age of 85.
If not peacefully, then of course there's the violent auto crashes and other types of accidents. For example, the plane that crashed in the Everglades like 10 years ago where, if the impact or the knife-like marshblades didn't kill the passengers, the hungry alligators in the area were glad to accomodate. i want to die an honorable death. doing something that means something good | |
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Why do we have to die? Can't we just come back with another username? | |
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2the9s said: Why do we have to die? Can't we just come back with another username?
Reinorgnation? All good things they say never last... | |
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Anx said: SureThing said: Definetly stupidly for me.
It's how I've done everything else so far. you know the beginning part of a 'six feet under' episode? it's usually someone dying stupidly. like the lady who saw all the blow-up dolls floating around and she thought it was the rapture and wound up getting run over. That's one of the great urban legends that "Six Feet Under" reinacted beautifully. All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: Anx said: you know the beginning part of a 'six feet under' episode? it's usually someone dying stupidly. like the lady who saw all the blow-up dolls floating around and she thought it was the rapture and wound up getting run over. That's one of the great urban legends that "Six Feet Under" reinacted beautifully. not to mention it involved beth grant, who is one of my all time favorite character actresses! | |
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GottaLetitgo said: 2the9s said: Why do we have to die? Can't we just come back with another username?
Reinorgnation? Exactamundo! | |
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2the9s said: GottaLetitgo said: Reinorgnation? Exactamundo! AcunaMototta!!! | |
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SureThing said: 2the9s said: Exactamundo! AcunaMototta!!! I am so glad u are here! | |
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DanceWme said: SureThing said: AcunaMototta!!! I am so glad u are here! What about me? | |
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2the9s said: DanceWme said: I am so glad u are here! What about me? Im glad u are here too 9s | |
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2the9s said: DanceWme said: I am so glad u are here! What about me? Trust me. I'M glad your here. | |
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I was all set for "stupidly" (I smoked for 15 years), but now I think I'm heading for "peacefully" territory. Of course, I suppose Stupidly is still an option (I smoked for 15 years). | |
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How about fun? Funnily. Funly.
Dammit! oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: How about fun? Funnily. Funly.
Dammit! I get what you mean! Like, being crushed in a stampede of clowns, or laughing so hard that you choke to death on your gum. Wanna hear me sing? www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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UCantHavaDaMango said: HereToRockYourWorld said: How about fun? Funnily. Funly.
Dammit! I get what you mean! Like, being crushed in a stampede of clowns, or laughing so hard that you choke to death on your gum. That is how im gonna die y'all | |
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UCantHavaDaMango said: HereToRockYourWorld said: How about fun? Funnily. Funly.
Dammit! I get what you mean! Like, being crushed in a stampede of clowns, or laughing so hard that you choke to death on your gum. Yeah, or skydiving, or crashing your racecar. I want to die having a good time. Or by being crushed in a stampede of clowns. That would be good as well. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: UCantHavaDaMango said: I get what you mean! Like, being crushed in a stampede of clowns, or laughing so hard that you choke to death on your gum. Yeah, or skydiving, or crashing your racecar. I want to die having a good time. Or by being crushed in a stampede of clowns. That would be good as well. I thought so! Wanna hear me sing? www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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DanceWme said: UCantHavaDaMango said: I get what you mean! Like, being crushed in a stampede of clowns, or laughing so hard that you choke to death on your gum. That is how im gonna die y'all How sad. One moment you're posting some hilarious comments on a cleverly written and witty thread. The next thing we know, someone asks you a question, and you never answer! "DanceWme? Are you there? DanceWme?" "Oh no, I think she laughed so hard, she choked on her gum! NO!!!!!" "DANCEWMEEEEE!!!!!" Wanna hear me sing? www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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UCantHavaDaMango said: DanceWme said: [/b]omg! that is gonna happen to me while im on the org
That is how im gonna die y'all How sad. One moment you're posting some hilarious comments on a cleverly written and witty thread. The next thing we know, someone asks you a question, and you never answer! "DanceWme? Are you there? DanceWme?" "Oh no, I think she laughed so hard, she choked on her gum! NO!!!!!" "DANCEWMEEEEE!!!!!" LM *cough* AO Oh shit ..... | |
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what's the last thing every redneck says before they die?
'watch this!' | |
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I can see it now. I am named the most popular Orger in all of Prince.Org. I die of shock. All good things they say never last... | |
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A quick death. | |
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pretty much everyone does from cardiac arrest. what causes that cardiac arrest, is another story. | |
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