Anx said:

there's supposed to be an opening in the head of the penis

BlackAdder7 said:

instead of the penis on the end of his head he was born with?

cborgman said:

i keep trying to tell you, our species calls it a NOSE. just because it isn't star-shaped, articulated, and designed for burrowing, doesn't make it a penis.

we'll get you accustomed to humanity yet.

Anx said:

then why do you keep trying to penetrate blackadder with this so called "nose" of yours?

Shorty said:

cborgman said:

because when you enter a room, even his ass smells better than your body odors.

insomnia said:

Like Zombie said its pastry crust on the bottom, so in actuality in N.America we would call it a tart instead of a cake. I can vouch that it is YUMMMMMY. They make it like mad here in Germany, usually during fall. Plums are completely in season and less than $1 USD per lb. then, so everywhere you go in the bakeries or even just visiting friends who know how to bake, this is a standard cake/tart to eat at that time. Also, as it is a tart you can do it with all sorts of fruits, my other favorites are blueberry and strawberry. That's why after the holidays I have to FORCE myself to go to the gym, all these good tarts make your booty spread:lol:

Here I thought you had made me a belated birthday cake.

WOW! It's beautiful...

How does a thread about a hot beautiful flower made of ripened fruit served with cream become about sex?

caaaaake

Shorty said:

I keep coming back to this thread and staring at the picture. I don't even like cake very much, but that plummy goodness . . .

ZombieKitten said:

Ooooh, looks yummy! Can I have a piece?

cborgman said:

I always thought that song had silly lyrics.

Shorty said:

TART!

insomnia said:

you can, I have made it with apple, pear, raspberries, cherries, apricot - anything you like!

Ottensen said:

but since I am not from North America I can call it whatever I damn well please
my grandma is german could be where I got the recipe

NDRU said:

I mean, how indeed?

ZombieKitten said:

my mom used to make the best Pflaumenkuchen EVER...

psychodelicide said:

It's all gone already!!!!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

ooh! I grew up knowing it as Zwetschkekuchen!

It's like a bloomin' plum-ion...

ZombieKitten said:

psychodelicide said:

and I have the stomach ache to prove it!

ZombieKitten said:

That's no fun.

ZombieKitten said:

that, too! i think there's supposed to be a difference between Pflaumen and Zwetschken, but hell if i know! i just know the kuchen is tasty...

IrresistibleB1tch said:

maybe it is to do with the colour on the inside? I don't know!

People, I said it's like a bloomin' plum-ion!

ThreadBare said:

that must be some kind of north american thing, right?

I have no idea what you are talking about

(going to google it)

wtf is that?!