Claire had all but given up
When she and Edwin fell in love
She touched his face and shook her head
In disbelief she sighed and said
In many dreams I've held you near
Now at last you're really here

Chorus
Where have you been?
I've looked for you for ever and a day
Where have you been?
I'm just not myself when you're away

He asked her for her hand for life
Then she became a salesman's wife
He was home each night by 8
But one stormy evening he was late
Her frightened tears fell to the floor
Until his key turned in the door

Chorus

They'd never spent a night apart
For 60 yrs she heard him snore
Now they're in a hospital
In seperate beds on different floors

Claire soon lost her memory, forgot the names of family
She never spoke a word again
Then one day they wheeled him in
He held her hand and stroked her hair
In a fragile voice she said

Chorus

Where have you been
Ive searched for you forever and a day
Where have you been
Im just not myself when your away
Im just not myself when your away

huh?

evenstar3 said:

You're coming on Saturday!

I'll let everyone know to expect you!

What city do you live in again?

ReturnofDOOK said:

creeper!

ReturnofDOOK said:

Erm...I really can't make it, Dook

sorry

evenstar3 said:

Cause your coming to England!


IN A BODY BAG.

Spookymuffin said:

does that mean you're flying out to california to kill me?

evenstar3 said:

No, I hired a gun.

I'm going to have sex with your corpse.

Spookymuffin said:

closed casket funeral for me, then, thanks

evenstar3 said:

NO funeral.

This site becomes increasingly more irritating.

calldapplwondery83 said:

No one says you have to be here, let alone stinking up this thread with your hate.

oh just go hang out with them already. Like he said, load the manfriend in the car, drive, and laugh your asses off.

Spookymuffin said:

Did I not get your irony or did you not get mine?

calldapplwondery83 said:

Well I was joking.

So, talking about killing, did I kill this thread now?