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Woman complains to cop about 'bad crack'
A 50-year-old woman walked up to a sheriff's deputy last week and complained that a drug dealer had just sold her "bad crack," according to Florida's WJXT-TV.

Eloise Reaves "told the deputy that a man in the parking lot had sold her bad crack. [Police] said Reaves then took the crack from out of her mouth and placed it on the trunk of the deputy's patrol car," the station reports. (Here's her mugshot.)

When a field test identified the substance as cocaine, "Reaves complained that it was wax and cocaine mixed, and that she wanted the deputy to make the man give her her money back," police said.

The man was searched and released. Reaves was charged with drug possession.

In the immortal words of Whitney Houston, "crack is whack."

I saw a story like that on COPS. It was hilarious.

Well she had good intentions.

It's actually not that silly. I know police in Scotland who have junkie informers who keep them up to speed (ho ho) about the strength of certain batches of heroin. Legalising all 'illegal' (ie - non taxable) substances is obviously the sensible thing to do in any intelligent society. Aliens (our genetic fathers) must laugh at our silly laws and categories.