I swear, it's just not going to happen. I'm never gonna get laid, nor will I even find the right woman. I'm a doomed failure in love and sex. I may as well be asexual again. That's my story.

man, I know how you feel.

Oh yeah, and happy new year, by the way!

But getting back on topic.....

Is this like the 30 year old from the east coast I can't get laid thread, even though you really can and will get more pussy than ever cause you posted on an I can't get pussy thread?

I'm desperate, but I'm not THAT desperate. I have standards too, you know.

Nope. Watch, this thread is gonna fall on deaf ears, and I'll continue my doom into virginity.

I'm sorry for your plight. It sucks it really does. But remember 3 things. 1) Not getting laid is not the end of the world 2) Get some fucking confidence man champions train losers complain are you gonna be a champ getting that pussy, you gotta be confident, or are you gonna complain like on this thread and kill your chances to score 3) Your not ugly it will happen sooner or later. law of statistics!

NWF said:

Ladies, just take a look at the merchandize:



There, I'm sure you'll start getting propositions any minute now.

Perhaps your deodorent is failing you? Or maybe you have bad breath?

There has to be a reason why you are having a problem getting some laid-age.

Don't worry too much about it and don't give up.

Everyone goes through dry spells.

It will happen!
It's hard to believe, but it will.

M

NWF said:

Have you visited the prostitute thread yet?

Tom said:

Yes I have, and as I said before, I have standards. Hookers are too risky for me. I'd like a nice classy lady.

JustErin said:

Hygiene, as well as education and employment are not an issue with me. It's just that even if I build a good rapport with a girl, I'll just find out later that she's already in love with some rich Italian guy. It never fails. All the good girls are taken and there's just none out there for me.

oh, shut up. you're talented, you're smart and you're way cuter than that picture. plus you're young and you live in new york. if you think i'm gonna feel bad for you because you're a lost cause in the love/sex department, you've got another thing coming - and that thing's name might be brenda or debbie or velma or suzie or...well, you get my point. it's just a matter of time, so zip it!

Anx said:

I thought he totally looked like someone many women would go for in that picture. That's why I posted it.

retina said:

it's not an unattractive picture. he just looks better in person, i think.

retina said:

He totally does.
I think Anx is saying as cute as that is, it doesn't do him justice.

In any case, I know exactly how you feel. I just don't meet men I'm interested in. But I don't put much effort into it either, so there you go.

CarrieMpls said:

Oh I definitely understood what Anx was saying, I just suddenly thought that Anx (and maybe others) maybe also thought I posted that picture to mock NWF, which was the opposite of my intention. Like I said, I think he looks like someone women would go for, and I imagine he would be surrounded by girls in my local nightclub.

NWF said:

You say this as though that's a bad thing.

Travel abroad.

I thought that till I went aboard and went on a sex rampage.

retina said:

You even come with a Smiths t-shirt????

You seem to have a unique personality and know what you like and don't like. That's a huge plus in my book.

http://www.realdoll.com/

[NSWF! - Tom]

NWF said:

NWF, don't say that. You'll find the woman and get laid, it takes time. Hang in there.

retina said:

NWF is attractive, so he shouldn't have any trouble finding somebody.

I appreciate the nice compliments, folks, but even still my problem exists. I don't know, I just don't see the good luck coming my way.

Anx said:

That's nice, but I'm still single and horny. You know what, when I took that picture I didn't have any girls surrounding me. I was alone, by myself, feeling isolated, having a not-so-great time.