DanceWme said:

I just talked my little old Asian mum into riding Disney's tower of Terror (it has a 14 story free fall), and you ain't lived until you've heard her screaming all the way down it. I feel triumphant today!

Imago said:

Hey See my friend over there, he wants me to know if you think I'm cute?

Imago said:

And you didn't warn her in advance that there would be a 14 storey fall? You could have become an orphan!

Imago said:

You're in California and you didn't tell me!? I am 4 miles from that ride mister!

Girl you look finer than a Zenworks 7 AOT packaged application distrution object wrapped around native Microsoft .msi install scripts, set to deploy via an L-DAP compliant, e-directory infrastructure, using light-out distribution technology and elevated system privileages, configured for easy and complete uninstallations if necessary using a simple /msexec uninstall product ID command at any given notice.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

The one in Orlando Supa!


Hey, would you like a pick of my backend? I'm passing them out this week.

Imago said:

retina said:

oh you hush boo!
Her insurance policy would totally compensate for any guilty feelings I may have about such a calamity.








Actually, I warned her there was a drop and some screaming. She just didn't understand the full breath of the ride, though she knew she would get scared. She actually loved it, and we all walked off laughing our asses off.

Lets pretend my pants are Iraq and invade them!

Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow night.

karmatornado said:

This would involve a hanging of the head leader. Careful what you ask for

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Can I feed your beaver some wood?

I heard a guy, (who was sitting right next to his own girlfriend) say to my friend, "come on Kez, let me suck the shit right out of your ass"



tell you what, did Kez blush!

Sinister said:

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

omg i haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

XxAxX said:

Only if you'll play with my Trolls

Steadwood said:

i like troll dolls. they bring back sunny childhood memories. although, i admit i haven't actually played much with them since, oh, well, a fair number of years ago

NOT that there is anything wrong with an adult playing with troll dolls. no sir. perfectly normal

"How about I buy you a drink to compensate for my ugliness?"

"Hi, my name's David... Would U like to meet my friend Goliath?"

XxAxX said:

Life is like a Box of Cho-o-lates when I'm playing with the Troll Dolls

Steadwood said:

probably the best way to use troll dolls in a seduction scene would be to bring them with you to the pub.

XxAxX said:

I don't think I've been in any pubs with a seperate Troll Play and area...

..How would this work

...(gets ready to take notes)

Steadwood said:

well, you line them up next to your pint of ale, and then, turning to the nearest 'bird' (brit slang for female gendered person) in a high squeaky voice introduce yourself.

hi there cutie. i'm brother redwood

and when she turns with a smile, to shake hands, toss the troll doll down the front of her shirt. act all shocked and reach in after the troll doll, exclaiming

shame on you brother redwood! i keep telling him to mind his manners but he never listens to me

that should break the ice somewhat

XxAxX said:

You've seen me down the pub ...Haven't you

Steadwood said:

that was you?

XxAxX said:

Yes...

...There was no need to slap me so hard when I threw Redwood down your top

Steadwood said:

XxAxX said:

He's not been the same since

Steadwood said:

well, he was muttering something about 'mining for treacle' whilst he scrambled about in my shirt. i didn't mean to grab him so tightly, but he was sort of... digging around in there.

perhaps it's time you informed him of the difference between nipples and treacle mines.