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Reply #90 posted 01/02/07 1:52pm

karmatornado

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Hey FunkMistress lol you wanna come see my hard drive? I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure isn't floppy!
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Reply #91 posted 01/02/07 1:58pm

SnakePeel

actually, this is a true story.

in 2001, I ordered a program called KenXtions, which was basically designed for shy guys who couldn't get the "opening line" part down pat (I'm generally pretty confident once I get past that).

Here's an actual approach that the program suggested using in a grocery store if you saw a woman pushing a shopping cart:

"I can tell from the way you push that cart, you'd make a great mom."



Jesus...Christ.


and no, I'm not making this up.
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Reply #92 posted 01/02/07 1:59pm

soulyacolia

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Fancy a shag?

No

Would you mind lying down while I have one? batting eyes
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Reply #93 posted 01/02/07 2:00pm

evenstar3

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SnakePeel said:

actually, this is a true story.

in 2001, I ordered a program called KenXtions, which was basically designed for shy guys who couldn't get the "opening line" part down pat (I'm generally pretty confident once I get past that).

Here's an actual approach that the program suggested using in a grocery store if you saw a woman pushing a shopping cart:

"I can tell from the way you push that cart, you'd make a great mom."



Jesus...Christ.


and no, I'm not making this up.


whofarted

i would run screaming if anyone said that to me!
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Reply #94 posted 01/02/07 2:00pm

DanceWme

evenstar3 said:

SnakePeel said:

actually, this is a true story.

in 2001, I ordered a program called KenXtions, which was basically designed for shy guys who couldn't get the "opening line" part down pat (I'm generally pretty confident once I get past that).

Here's an actual approach that the program suggested using in a grocery store if you saw a woman pushing a shopping cart:

"I can tell from the way you push that cart, you'd make a great mom."



Jesus...Christ.


and no, I'm not making this up.


whofarted

i would run screaming if anyone said that to me!



I would just hit him with the cart neutral
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Reply #95 posted 01/02/07 2:01pm

SnakePeel

evenstar3 said:

SnakePeel said:

actually, this is a true story.

in 2001, I ordered a program called KenXtions, which was basically designed for shy guys who couldn't get the "opening line" part down pat (I'm generally pretty confident once I get past that).

Here's an actual approach that the program suggested using in a grocery store if you saw a woman pushing a shopping cart:

"I can tell from the way you push that cart, you'd make a great mom."



Jesus...Christ.


and no, I'm not making this up.


whofarted

i would run screaming if anyone said that to me!


Yeah, every woman I've surveyed said that she'd do the same thing.
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Reply #96 posted 01/02/07 2:01pm

evenstar3

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DanceWme said:

evenstar3 said:



whofarted

i would run screaming if anyone said that to me!



I would just hit him with the cart neutral


falloff even better
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Reply #97 posted 01/02/07 2:02pm

unkemptpueblo

DanceWme said:

evenstar3 said:



whofarted

i would run screaming if anyone said that to me!



I would just hit him with the cart neutral



thats mean
sad











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Reply #98 posted 01/02/07 2:02pm

BlackAdder7

DanceWme said:

evenstar3 said:



whofarted

i would run screaming if anyone said that to me!



I would just put him in the cart and take him home smile

eek
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Reply #99 posted 01/02/07 2:06pm

DanceWme

BlackAdder7 said:

DanceWme said:




I would just put him in the cart and take him home smile

eek

spank
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Reply #100 posted 01/02/07 2:06pm

Steadwood

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Do you want to come and play with my Trolls batting eyes


smile
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Reply #101 posted 01/02/07 2:07pm

DanceWme

Steadwood said:

Do you want to come and play with my Trolls batting eyes


smile


Hell fuckin no eek
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Reply #102 posted 01/02/07 2:07pm

karmatornado

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Damn Laurel you remind me of Pokemon, I just wanna Pickatchu! lol
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Reply #103 posted 01/02/07 2:09pm

Steadwood

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DanceWme said:

Steadwood said:

Do you want to come and play with my Trolls batting eyes


smile


Hell fuckin no eek


pout


smile
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Reply #104 posted 01/02/07 2:10pm

DanceWme

Steadwood said:

DanceWme said:



Hell fuckin no eek


pout


smile

o ok...if it'll make u happy
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Reply #105 posted 01/02/07 2:10pm

Handclapsfinga
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SnakePeel said:

actually, this is a true story.

in 2001, I ordered a program called KenXtions, which was basically designed for shy guys who couldn't get the "opening line" part down pat (I'm generally pretty confident once I get past that).

Here's an actual approach that the program suggested using in a grocery store if you saw a woman pushing a shopping cart:

"I can tell from the way you push that cart, you'd make a great mom."



Jesus...Christ.


and no, I'm not making this up.

H to the E to the L to the L to the NO. with lines like that, them shy guys are bound to remain shy. disbelief
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Reply #106 posted 01/02/07 2:11pm

evenstar3

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karmatornado said:

Damn Laurel you remind me of Pokemon, I just wanna Pickatchu! lol


lol
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Reply #107 posted 01/02/07 2:14pm

Steadwood

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DanceWme said:

Steadwood said:



pout


smile

o ok...if it'll make u happy


woot!



smile
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Reply #108 posted 01/02/07 2:15pm

DanceWme

Steadwood said:

DanceWme said:


o ok...if it'll make u happy


woot!



smile



disbelief
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Reply #109 posted 01/02/07 2:18pm

karmatornado

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Sammi J, I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit
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Reply #110 posted 01/02/07 2:18pm

Steadwood

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DanceWme said:

Steadwood said:



woot!



smile



disbelief



Is something wrong confused


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Reply #111 posted 01/02/07 2:19pm

DanceWme

Steadwood said:

DanceWme said:




disbelief



Is something wrong confused


smile

no nothings wrong. See, um, im smiling biggrin
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Reply #112 posted 01/02/07 2:21pm

karmatornado

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Laurel You look like my World of Warcraft character. Want to go back to my place and do some PvP (player vs. player)?
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Reply #113 posted 01/02/07 2:21pm

DanceWme

karmatornado said:

Laurel You look like my World of Warcraft character. Want to go back to my place and do some PvP (player vs. player)?

get that shit outta here
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Reply #114 posted 01/02/07 2:23pm

Handclapsfinga
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you must be real tired, what with you fuckin through my brain and all...
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Reply #115 posted 01/02/07 2:23pm

Steadwood

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DanceWme said:

Steadwood said:




Is something wrong confused


smile

no nothings wrong. See, um, im smiling biggrin


excited excited


Oh good...

...Now which ones do you want to play with biggrin


smile
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Reply #116 posted 01/02/07 2:24pm

DanceWme

Steadwood said:

DanceWme said:


no nothings wrong. See, um, im smiling biggrin


excited excited


Oh good...

...Now which ones do you want to play with biggrin


smile

eek

the non scary ones..(which I highly doubt there are any)
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Reply #117 posted 01/02/07 2:25pm

Steadwood

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DanceWme said:

Steadwood said:



excited excited


Oh good...

...Now which ones do you want to play with biggrin


smile

eek

the non scary ones..(which I highly doubt there are any)


lol


smile
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Reply #118 posted 01/02/07 2:26pm

evenstar3

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karmatornado said:

Laurel You look like my World of Warcraft character. Want to go back to my place and do some PvP (player vs. player)?


omg falloff

how do you know about WoW and pvp?!
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Reply #119 posted 01/02/07 2:26pm

karmatornado

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DanceWme said:

karmatornado said:

Laurel You look like my World of Warcraft character. Want to go back to my place and do some PvP (player vs. player)?

get that shit outta here



Thats why our relationship would never work your too much of a hater! You belong here!
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