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Printable2the9s said: Is your name "Head On"? Cause I'd like to apply you directly to my forehead.
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I don't like to innuendo, but I'd like to be in your end-o.  | |
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DanceWme said:  this is some sad shitsadder still is the fact that i feel like i've finally found a thread where i can excel   | |
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DanceWme said: This thread is scary
 Whenever a girl says that to me, it's quite a turn-off. | |
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2the9s said: Is your name "Head On"? Cause I'd like to apply you directly to my forehead.
clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Spookymuffin said: "i want to fuck you"
(said by me to a girl in oxford. it kinda worked.  )nothing quite like a direct approach | |
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Your so fine I wish I could be re-incarnated as the lining in your underwear clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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XxAxX said: DanceWme said: this is some sad shitsadder still is the fact that i feel like i've finally found a thread where i can excel
2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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evenstar3 said: Spookymuffin said: "i want to fuck you"
(said by me to a girl in oxford. it kinda worked. )nothing quite like a direct approach It almost worked! | |
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worst pickup line i've ever heard and actually found funny 
are you from memphis? 'cause you're the only ten i see. | |
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evenstar3 said: worst pickup line i've ever heard and actually found funny
are you from memphis? 'cause you're the only ten i see. That's baffling...my crotch is severly befuddled now...clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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evenstar3 said: worst pickup line i've ever heard and actually found funny
are you from memphis? 'cause you're the only ten i see. | |
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I've got an F, a C, and a K.
All I need is U.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said: worst pickup line i've ever heard and actually found funny
are you from memphis? 'cause you're the only ten i see. i know. awful. | |
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best pick up line EVAH
"Hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in a trenchcoat?"  | |
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FunkMistress said: I've got an F, a C, and a K.
All I need is U. 
It's: I got an F and a C, and I gotta K too, all I need is a bitch like U. | |
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"You make my hands ashamed"
"You ever pounded flesh?" "Sit on my lap, we'll see what pops up." "Get in the back bitch and open your mouth." [Edited 1/2/07 13:28pm] | |
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FunkMistress said: I've got an F, a C, and a K.
All I need is U. I want to introduce you to my friend...Dick Tracy... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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jerseykrs said: best pick up line EVAH
"Hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in a trenchcoat?" That line reeks of Jay and Silent bob clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Spookymuffin said: "You make my hands ashamed"
"You ever pounded flesh?" "Sit on my lap, we'll see what pops up." "Get in the back bitch and open your mouth." [Edited 1/2/07 13:28pm] Yeah, those are way better than mine. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Spookymuffin said: "You make my hands ashamed"
"You ever pounded flesh?" "Sit on my lap, we'll see what pops up." "Get in the back bitch and open your mouth." [Edited 1/2/07 13:28pm] Yeah, those are way better than mine. I thought you were quoting marilyn manson  | |
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"Hey Baby, let me get some of them dirty draws" 
pimpedit [Edited 1/2/07 13:35pm] A happy face, A Thumpin Bass, For A Lovin' Race. PEACE. | |
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i look real good between my legs!
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: i look real good between my legs!
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Fancy polishing my helmet? | |
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"is that a pocket in your pants? or is your banana just glad to see me?
 no, wait. that can't be right.....? | |
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Ever seen pubic hair with a perm? No? Would you like too? [Edited 1/2/07 13:42pm] clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Hey Laurel Did you clean your pants in Windex, I can practically see myself in them! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
Don't Talk About It, Be About It! | |
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"damn girl, I wanna eat you with gravy for breakfast brunch and lunch"
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Hey baby I would marry your cat just to be in your family! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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NAnomaly said: "damn girl, I wanna eat you with gravy for breakfast brunch and lunch"
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