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Thread started 12/30/06 3:58pm

LordEvil

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Is The Pilsboury DoughBoy Gay?

This question has plagued me for years.
23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!!
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Reply #1 posted 12/30/06 3:59pm

CynthiasSocks

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Aren't all bakers? wink
Socks still got butt like a leather seat...
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Reply #2 posted 12/30/06 5:03pm

DanceWme

I thought he died
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Reply #3 posted 12/30/06 5:07pm

LordEvil

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DanceWme said:

I thought he died


Now how would you know that?
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Reply #4 posted 12/30/06 5:09pm

DanceWme

LordEvil said:

DanceWme said:

I thought he died


Now how would you know that?

Somebody told me this. And how Aunt Jemima and the California raisins and all of them were at his funeral
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Reply #5 posted 12/30/06 5:41pm

lazycrockett

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Well hes married to PopNFresh, and has 2 kids.


[Edited 12/30/06 17:42pm]
The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything.
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Reply #6 posted 12/30/06 5:47pm

HereToRockYour
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He doesn't have genitals. neutral
oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1!
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Reply #7 posted 12/30/06 6:09pm

Illustrator

lazycrockett said:

Well hes married to PopNFresh, and has 2 kids.


They've been divorced for quite some time now.
He says that her addiction to smack turned her into the complete opposite of her name.
She claims that it wasn't smack, it was just powdered sugar & that the real reason for the split was that he was living on the downlow. She even goes so far as to say that the children aren't even his.

Which would explain why the kids (twins) bear an uncanny resemblance to these:
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Reply #8 posted 12/30/06 6:36pm

lazycrockett

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The whole sordid affair is detailed here:

http://uncyclopedia.org/w...y_Doughboy
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The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything.
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Reply #9 posted 12/30/06 6:38pm

DanceWme

lazycrockett said:

The whole sordid affair is detailed here:

http://uncyclopedia.org/w...y_Doughboy
[Edited 12/30/06 18:37pm]

hah!
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Reply #10 posted 12/30/06 6:41pm

purpleizpassio
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Illustrator said:

lazycrockett said:

Well hes married to PopNFresh, and has 2 kids.


They've been divorced for quite some time now.
He says that her addiction to smack turned her into the complete opposite of her name.
She claims that it wasn't smack, it was just powdered sugar & that the real reason for the split was that he was living on the downlow. She even goes so far as to say that the children aren't even his.

Which would explain why the kids (twins) bear an uncanny resemblance to these:



damn. falloff
Shake....shake, shake, shake.
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Reply #11 posted 12/31/06 12:50pm

psychodelicide

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DanceWme said:

lazycrockett said:

The whole sordid affair is detailed here:

http://uncyclopedia.org/w...y_Doughboy
[Edited 12/30/06 18:37pm]

hah!


lol
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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Reply #12 posted 12/31/06 1:04pm

Spookymuffin

My mum always told me I looked like him.
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Reply #13 posted 12/31/06 1:05pm

Imago

He's dressed perfectly for a white party, that's for sure.
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Reply #14 posted 12/31/06 2:14pm

reneGade20

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HereToRockYourWorld said:

He doesn't have genitals. neutral




UHHH...the guy is made of dough....he can make genitalia anytime he needs it...whenever the situation "arises" as it were..... lol
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot)

the video for the above...evillol
http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related
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Reply #15 posted 12/31/06 2:15pm

ThreadCula

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reneGade20 said:

HereToRockYourWorld said:

He doesn't have genitals. neutral




UHHH...the guy is made of dough....he can make genitalia anytime he needs it...whenever the situation "arises" as it were..... lol



LMAO!!!
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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Reply #16 posted 12/31/06 2:35pm

gemini13

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My mum always told me I looked like him.


lol
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Reply #17 posted 12/31/06 3:01pm

origmnd

and what about Mr Clean?
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Reply #18 posted 12/31/06 3:21pm

reneGade20

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origmnd said:

and what about Mr Clean?



Mr. Clean = Village Person... falloff
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot)

the video for the above...evillol
http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related
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Reply #19 posted 12/31/06 9:31pm

psychodelicide

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origmnd said:

and what about Mr Clean?


We had a guy at my job who used to come in to fix our copiers/printers. I used to call him "Mr Clean", because he looked like him. He had a bald head, no earring though.
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RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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