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new voicemails First one is my buddy Jason, god's gift to women. 
second one is an alcoholic coworker, note the time of the message 
and lastly is the VP of my company, he has a nervous tic, he groans all day, even in normal conversation 
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I hope your ass gets sued. | |
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That Jason guy said something like "Tampa sucks, but it's so easy to get women here", right? So he's not from Tampa himself? I always find that the further away from home you are, the easier it gets to attract the opposite sex and vice versa. In Japan I was treated like a friggin' pharaoh by the women, in Canada most were happy to go on a date if I just asked, in France I got a look or two and in Sweden I might as well have been an 85-year-old grandma or grey wallpaper. | |
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retina said: That Jason guy said something like "Tampa sucks, but it's so easy to get women here", right? So he's not from Tampa himself? I always find that the further away from home you are, the easier it gets to attract the opposite sex and vice versa. In Japan I was treated like a friggin' pharaoh by the women, in Canada most were happy to go on a date if I just asked, in France I got a look or two and in Sweden I might as well have been an 85-year-old grandma or grey wallpaper.
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JustErin said: I hope your ass gets sued.
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retina said: That Jason guy said something like "Tampa sucks, but it's so easy to get women here", right? So he's not from Tampa himself? I always find that the further away from home you are, the easier it gets to attract the opposite sex and vice versa. In Japan I was treated like a friggin' pharaoh by the women, in Canada most were happy to go on a date if I just asked, in France I got a look or two and in Sweden I might as well have been an 85-year-old grandma or grey wallpaper.
But you're a stud on here and that's all that matters. | |
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JustErin said: retina said: That Jason guy said something like "Tampa sucks, but it's so easy to get women here", right? So he's not from Tampa himself? I always find that the further away from home you are, the easier it gets to attract the opposite sex and vice versa. In Japan I was treated like a friggin' pharaoh by the women, in Canada most were happy to go on a date if I just asked, in France I got a look or two and in Sweden I might as well have been an 85-year-old grandma or grey wallpaper.
But you're a stud on here and that's all that matters.  | |
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I like the Jersey. Retina and Erin show! | |
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JustErin said: I like the Jersey. Retina and Erin show!
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JustErin said: I like the Jersey. Retina and Erin show!
I think it sucks! 
BTW, I'm seeing Prince tomorrow.....in Vegas!  | |
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abierman said: JustErin said: I like the Jersey. Retina and Erin show!
I think it sucks!
BTW, I'm seeing Prince tomorrow.....in Vegas! Pfft. So? That's nothing. I once turned Prince down. p.s. If you want, you can be our Ed Mcmahon. | |
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JustErin said: abierman said: I think it sucks!
BTW, I'm seeing Prince tomorrow.....in Vegas! Pfft. So? That's nothing. I once turned Prince down. p.s. If you want, you can be our Ed Mcmahon. you seem to have been turning a lot of men down lately.....nothing new! who the fuck is Ed McMahon? If he's Canadian, it's not important.....  | |
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abierman said: JustErin said: Pfft. So? That's nothing. I once turned Prince down. p.s. If you want, you can be our Ed Mcmahon. you seem to have been turning a lot of men down lately.....nothing new! who the fuck is Ed McMahon? If he's Canadian, it's not important..... Are you being mean to me??? He's not Canadian...although, he 's so useless that he might as well be. | |
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abierman said: you seem to have been turning a lot of men down lately.....
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jerseykrs said: abierman said: you seem to have been turning a lot of men down lately.....
I didn't turn down one a few days ago. Yum. | |
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JustErin said: Are you being mean to me???  
never! | |
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JustErin said: jerseykrs said:
I didn't turn down one a few days ago. Yum. you got some nookie????? 
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JustErin said: I like the Jersey. Retina and Erin show!
It's actually called THE MAGNIFICENT ERIN AND JERSEY SHOW!!!...featuring a minor guest appearance by retina (that last part is said in the same way as "items sold separately, batteries not included" at the end of kids toys commercials)  | |
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abierman said: JustErin said: I didn't turn down one a few days ago. Yum. you got some nookie?????
Yes. And I want more. | |
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retina said: JustErin said: I like the Jersey. Retina and Erin show!
It's actually called THE MAGNIFICENT ERIN AND JERSEY SHOW!!!...featuring a minor guest appearance by retina (that last part is said in the same way as "items sold separately, batteries not included" at the end of kids toys commercials) Oh stop it. You're my true number one since Jers is now taken and all. | |
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that last one's just bizarre.  | |
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JustErin said: You're my true number one I think Miles might have something to say about that. | |
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retina said: JustErin said: You're my true number one I think Miles might have something to say about that. You got me there. Ok, my number 2.  | |
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JustErin said: retina said: I think Miles might have something to say about that. You got me there. Ok, my number 2.
Ah what the hell, I like it! | |
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retina said: JustErin said: You got me there. Ok, my number 2.
Ah what the hell, I like it! | |
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