All I ever got from Jers was bad attitude, insults and he said he sent me butt powder...but of course I never got it.

JustErin said:

He knows exactly what each of us wants most of all, doesn't he?

Send me something jersey!

retina said:

You gotta show him your boobs first.

JustErin said:

Well if what you told me yesterday is true then he probably already has.

retina said:

I only show those puppies to my favs.

Oops...NOW I know what you really mean.

Reminder. It's not always about you, Erin.
[Edited 12/30/06 8:17am]

retina said:

jerseykrs said:

"...seen them." Damn, I don't make much sense when I don't complete my sentences properly, do I?

retina said:

JustErin said:

Are you sure that's an antihistamine?
I know that can't be eccstasy because My Cheeky knows better than that!
Don't you Love?

littlemissG said:

Actually, it's something to help me control bloating.



I've been showering with the sugar scrub that he sent me, and it's a bit rough in texture (Even more so than the salt scrubs you can get at the Body Shoppe), but it really smells great (like lemon, honey, and spices), and it leaves the skin soft and supple.


I love these gifts so much, I'm making no attempt to hide their origin. Here's a typical conversation involving them:


Girl: I like that scrub you have!
Me: Thanks.
Girl: Where did you get it?
Me: My friend Chris sent them to me.
Girl: Who is Kris and why don't I know her?
Me: Chris is a dude. He's very masculine and straight. We just buy each other gifts and stuff.
Girl: REALLY?
Me: Yeah. So? It's not what you think. We're just friends. Nothing more. We're spending a weekend together this spring in Miami South Beach.


..... and so on.

Imago said:

jerseykrs said:

The words may not be verbatim, but the conversation did indeed take place.

Imago said:

you have serious issues dude.

jerseykrs said:

Says the guy that vandalizes public restrooms, beats people up, and attends concerts that play haunted house music (or whatever that angry stuff is called nowadays), when not on e-bay spending more money than I make in a year.

Imago said:

I fail to see a correlation.

I've sent Jerseykrs pills!

CynthiasSocks said:

I'm sending you my address now.

CynthiasSocks said:

I believe I owe you a look at my Prince list too! I'm so fucking forgetful.


I'll send it to you soon.

Imago said:

These are the last three things I bought off ebay FYI.

only two of them are for me before you throw an insult!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eB...%26fvi%3D1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eB...&rd=1&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eB...&rd=1&rd=1

jerseykrs said:

That makes 2 of us- I also forgot and now I'm pissed off at you!

CynthiasSocks said:

The pills made me forget, it's your fault!



BTW, are you going to make the Miami invasion? I'm going to find myself in a sea of gay.
[Edited 1/6/07 6:37am]

I'm a sad little man.



Because I'm starting to get jealous at this exchange between the two of you




lawd, I need to log off and go find something to do.

Imago said:

men who are circumsized are 85% less likely to contract hiv and other stds

BlackAdder7 said:

I read that article. It the recent one that just came out right?

I wonder why this is true. To me circumcision is a cosmetic thing. Cut penises just look more...erm... cute.

Imago said:

Thats why it's true.

SureThing said:

What's true?

Imago said:

men who are circumsized are 85% less likely to contract hiv and other stds