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Thread started 12/29/06 7:35pm

Imago

I have a MAD CRUSH on Jerseykrs AGAIN (WARNING: A cliguish thread)




I got your gifts in the mail today and I was like eek, then falloff then omfg then eek, then mushy


I love the body care products, the antihistamine, and the drink to wash it all down with. giggle I think I'm going to save some of it for the Ultra Music Fest this year. giggle

And the music music is alot to listen to so I'll need to listen to it over the next week. So far, it doesn't seem nearly as gay as the stuff I sent you.

I feel so cheesy now. You actually thought my gifts out,whereas your present was an impulse buy that I kind of thought fit you redface




It really made my day buddy. I love you. That is all....
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Reply #1 posted 12/29/06 7:37pm

DanceWme

This is all too mushy rolleyes

Post some dirty undies or sumthin
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Reply #2 posted 12/29/06 7:37pm

evenstar3

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awww mushy
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Reply #3 posted 12/29/06 7:38pm

cborgman

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you two buy eath other skincare products?

wow.

even as a gay man obsessed with str8 men, i think you two might need an intervention
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #4 posted 12/29/06 7:40pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

Oh Lawd!!!!


M
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #5 posted 12/29/06 7:41pm

Imago

DanceWme said:

This is all too mushy rolleyes

Post some dirty undies or sumthin



We beat the shit out of public toilets, kick breezies to the curb from our platinum plush woodgrain rides, when they step on our dicks or want our cheeze, eatin' shrimp and shakin' shit all night.... And like expensive hygene products, cuase that's how we fuckin' roll!!!

Thanks to TeeGee, Paul Mitchell, and the Body Shop, we get the GD forum Crunk!
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Reply #6 posted 12/29/06 7:42pm

Imago

cborgman said:

you two buy eath other skincare products?

wow.

even as a gay man obsessed with str8 men, i think you two might need an intervention



Ok, help me with this one. Why would a gay man be obsessed with dirty smelling straight men? Gay men are far superior in looks, intelligence, and sex appeal to me overall. shrug
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Reply #7 posted 12/29/06 7:42pm

evenstar3

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cborgman said:


even as a gay man obsessed with str8 men, i think you two might need an intervention


falloff
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Reply #8 posted 12/29/06 7:42pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

Imago said:

DanceWme said:

This is all too mushy rolleyes

Post some dirty undies or sumthin



We beat the shit out of public toilets, kick breezies to the curb from our platinum plush woodgrain rides, when they step on our dicks or want our cheeze, eatin' shrimp and shakin' shit all night.... And like expensive hygene products, cuase that's how we fuckin' roll!!!

Thanks to TeeGee, Paul Mitchell, and the Body Shop, we get the GD forum Crunk!




Never ever use the words CHEESE and DICK in the same sentence ever again....

M
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #9 posted 12/29/06 7:43pm

DanceWme

Imago said:

DanceWme said:

This is all too mushy rolleyes

Post some dirty undies or sumthin



We beat the shit out of public toilets, kick breezies to the curb from our platinum plush woodgrain rides, when they step on our dicks or want our cheeze, eatin' shrimp and shakin' shit all night.... And like expensive hygene products, cuase that's how we fuckin' roll!!!

Thanks to TeeGee, Paul Mitchell, and the Body Shop, we get the GD forum Crunk!



OH MY LORD!!! falloff falloff falloff
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Reply #10 posted 12/29/06 7:44pm

Imago

DanceWme said:

Imago said:




We beat the shit out of public toilets, kick breezies to the curb from our platinum plush woodgrain rides, when they step on our dicks or want our cheeze, eatin' shrimp and shakin' shit all night.... And like expensive hygene products, cuase that's how we fuckin' roll!!!

Thanks to TeeGee, Paul Mitchell, and the Body Shop, we get the GD forum Crunk!



OH MY LORD!!! falloff falloff falloff



Ok, so he drives a truck and I drive a VW beetle, but our hearts are street!
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Reply #11 posted 12/29/06 7:45pm

Imago

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Imago said:




We beat the shit out of public toilets, kick breezies to the curb from our platinum plush woodgrain rides, when they step on our dicks or want our cheeze, eatin' shrimp and shakin' shit all night.... And like expensive hygene products, cuase that's how we fuckin' roll!!!

Thanks to TeeGee, Paul Mitchell, and the Body Shop, we get the GD forum Crunk!




Never ever use the words CHEESE and DICK in the same sentence ever again....

M



You know, I just discovered a friend of mine is uncut. He's thinking of having it snipped. I'm thinking...why? Doesn't that shit hurt?
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Reply #12 posted 12/29/06 7:45pm

DanceWme

Imago said:

DanceWme said:




OH MY LORD!!! falloff falloff falloff



Ok, so he drives a truck and I drive a VW beetle, but our hearts are street!

thats wassup!
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Reply #13 posted 12/29/06 7:46pm

Imago

DanceWme said:

Imago said:




Ok, so he drives a truck and I drive a VW beetle, but our hearts are street!

thats wassup!



Ok, so half the time I'm just copying and pasting shit from Urandictionary.com but my heart is in the right place!!!!! shrug
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Reply #14 posted 12/29/06 7:46pm

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Imago said:

cborgman said:

you two buy eath other skincare products?

wow.

even as a gay man obsessed with str8 men, i think you two might need an intervention



Ok, help me with this one. Why would a gay man be obsessed with dirty smelling straight men? Gay men are far superior in looks, intelligence, and sex appeal to me overall. shrug


yea, but it's part of the macho appeal. it isn't so much that you use skincare products, it's that the two of you are giving each other them as gifts. really really really homocentric.
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Reply #15 posted 12/29/06 7:47pm

Imago

cborgman said:

Imago said:




Ok, help me with this one. Why would a gay man be obsessed with dirty smelling straight men? Gay men are far superior in looks, intelligence, and sex appeal to me overall. shrug


yea, but it's part of the macho appeal. it isn't so much that you use skincare products, it's that the two of you are giving each other them as gifts. really really really homocentric.



Is that a turnoff or a turnon? Cause if you don't like it, I'll ignore his ass come his birthday!!!
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Reply #16 posted 12/29/06 7:48pm

DanceWme

Imago said:

DanceWme said:


thats wassup!



Ok, so half the time I'm just copying and pasting shit from Urandictionary.com but my heart is in the right place!!!!! shrug

falloff Its ok that Jersey is harder than u. comfort
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Reply #17 posted 12/29/06 7:48pm

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Imago said:

cborgman said:



yea, but it's part of the macho appeal. it isn't so much that you use skincare products, it's that the two of you are giving each other them as gifts. really really really homocentric.



Is that a turnoff or a turnon? Cause if you don't like it, I'll ignore his ass come his birthday!!!


little bit off both. if you really want me to feel better, take naked birthday pics of each other and e-mail 'em to me. but don't touch each other. that's my job

that'll make 2007 the best year ever.
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #18 posted 12/29/06 7:50pm

Imago

cborgman said:

Imago said:




Is that a turnoff or a turnon? Cause if you don't like it, I'll ignore his ass come his birthday!!!


little bit off both. if you really want me to feel better, take naked birthday pics of each other and e-mail 'em to me. but don't touch each other. that's my job

that'll make 2007 the best year ever.



I'll try to conjour something up, but with Dex there, it'll be hard for me to pay attention to anybody else.
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Reply #19 posted 12/29/06 7:51pm

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Imago said:

cborgman said:



little bit off both. if you really want me to feel better, take naked birthday pics of each other and e-mail 'em to me. but don't touch each other. that's my job

that'll make 2007 the best year ever.



I'll try to conjour something up, but with Dex there, it'll be hard for me to pay attention to anybody else.


oooh! ooh! Dex too!
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #20 posted 12/29/06 7:52pm

Imago

cborgman said:

Imago said:




I'll try to conjour something up, but with Dex there, it'll be hard for me to pay attention to anybody else.


oooh! ooh! Dex too!



I.. simply.. don't.. want.. to.. get.. my.. ass.. beat..


lol
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Reply #21 posted 12/29/06 7:53pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

Imago said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:





Never ever use the words CHEESE and DICK in the same sentence ever again....

M



You know, I just discovered a friend of mine is uncut. He's thinking of having it snipped. I'm thinking...why? Doesn't that shit hurt?




Yes, it does. I had it done at 18.


M
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #22 posted 12/29/06 7:55pm

cborgman

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Imago said:

cborgman said:



oooh! ooh! Dex too!



I.. simply.. don't.. want.. to.. get.. my.. ass.. beat..


lol

dex? naw, dex is EXTREMELY gay friendly.
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Reply #23 posted 12/29/06 7:56pm

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Imago said:




You know, I just discovered a friend of mine is uncut. He's thinking of having it snipped. I'm thinking...why? Doesn't that shit hurt?




Yes, it does. I had it done at 18.


M


mmmmwhaaahahahah!

owwwfreakingowwww!

was it awful?
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Reply #24 posted 12/29/06 7:56pm

Imago

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Imago said:




You know, I just discovered a friend of mine is uncut. He's thinking of having it snipped. I'm thinking...why? Doesn't that shit hurt?




Yes, it does. I had it done at 18.


M

eek


He's 27. A total wimp about pain too. We went jogging and he complained his damned back hurt for 3 days afterwords. lol

But he seems serious about it. I really don't want to know that much about my friends. disbelief


Are you glad you did it?
Or would you recommend against it?
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Reply #25 posted 12/29/06 8:00pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

Imago said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:





Yes, it does. I had it done at 18.


M

eek


He's 27. A total wimp about pain too. We went jogging and he complained his damned back hurt for 3 days afterwords. lol

But he seems serious about it. I really don't want to know that much about my friends. disbelief


Are you glad you did it?
Or would you recommend against it?


I'm glad I did it because I had hygiene issues but now I'm less sensitive, which means I can last for hours. I do miss my original parts though even though I was a little too sensitive when I had it. So sensitive it hurt.

The thing that I hated after the operation was morning wood. It was like "Ouch ouch okay, time to get up."


M
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #26 posted 12/29/06 8:04pm

Imago

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Imago said:


eek


He's 27. A total wimp about pain too. We went jogging and he complained his damned back hurt for 3 days afterwords. lol

But he seems serious about it. I really don't want to know that much about my friends. disbelief


Are you glad you did it?
Or would you recommend against it?


I'm glad I did it because I had hygiene issues but now I'm less sensitive, which means I can last for hours. I do miss my original parts though even though I was a little too sensitive when I had it. So sensitive it hurt.

The thing that I hated after the operation was morning wood. It was like "Ouch ouch okay, time to get up."


M


lol

So how long did it hurt post operation?

You know, in my opinion, America shouldn't do routine infant circumcisions. We should wait until folks are grownups to make the decision. I mean, it robs most of us of a choice.
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Reply #27 posted 12/29/06 8:09pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

Imago said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:



I'm glad I did it because I had hygiene issues but now I'm less sensitive, which means I can last for hours. I do miss my original parts though even though I was a little too sensitive when I had it. So sensitive it hurt.

The thing that I hated after the operation was morning wood. It was like "Ouch ouch okay, time to get up."


M


lol

So how long did it hurt post operation?

You know, in my opinion, America shouldn't do routine infant circumcisions. We should wait until folks are grownups to make the decision. I mean, it robs most of us of a choice.



Yes but then you wouldn't remember the pain.

It probably hurt about a month or so. I had a stupid bandage around my weenie for about 2 weeks or so. It looked funny. My boyfriend at the time would point and laugh. It wasn't the most perfect prelude to sex.

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Reply #28 posted 12/30/06 4:46am

Imago

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Imago said:



lol

So how long did it hurt post operation?

You know, in my opinion, America shouldn't do routine infant circumcisions. We should wait until folks are grownups to make the decision. I mean, it robs most of us of a choice.



Yes but then you wouldn't remember the pain.

It probably hurt about a month or so. I had a stupid bandage around my weenie for about 2 weeks or so. It looked funny. My boyfriend at the time would point and laugh. It wasn't the most perfect prelude to sex.

M

lol

Women would never do that to their partners. At least I don't think they would.


Rather they go to work the next day and spill the beans. rolleyes


Anyways, where is my boo?
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Reply #29 posted 12/30/06 5:24am

jerseykrs

It's not antihistamine buddy. giggle



All joking aside, Merry Christmas. hug
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