Do you bark like a dog? Purr like a cat?

scream, oh daadies, I yi yi,oohh, ahhh,this the best I ever had(a lie!)

heavy breathing? squealing?

I personally like to fart right in the middle to see if the woman is dedicated to pleasing me while she is performing oral sex.

I scream and beat the walls to make her think she doing somethin...

I usually get a free ham and cheese omelet out of that!


What noises or sounds do you make?

U will never know... unless U're a pretty woman!

'dre

you know it's strange

every woman I have been with has been VERY vocal during sex...
they are always screaming, squealing, moaning etc...

while I don't utter a single sound ...

I just don't feel the need to make any noise.




as I don't feel the need to dance at a concert, but that's another thread altogether...

I make dolphin sounds...

wellbeyond said:

Enough noise to wake up a whole neighborhood. So you figure it out.

? Don't know, I've never listened to myself. But I know what kinds of sounds he's making

FunkyStrange said:

NONE AT ALL?

Its kinda like a

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP,

then a little

shooka shooka shooka shooka shooka

then we roll over and its

AAAH AAAH AAAH AAAH OW!

Kwing Kwing Kwingety Kwing
Kwing Kwing Kwingety Kwing

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaFUCK!!!

Then all you can hear are springs and dishes breaking, the baby crying, phone ringing and the cats shitting on the kitchen floor.

My mum told me never to talk when my mouth was full

Nep2nes said:

Well, that settles that...I can't have sex with Nep, cuz if I do, she'll laugh at me in the middle of it... 8)

purplechild25 said:

sick-sick-sick little girl
i don't believe my little baby girl just
said some shit like this.
who ever you are, when i tell her you're
using her account, she'll kick your ass...
"loud enough to wakeup the hood"

wellbeyond said:

Oops, I laughed, does that mean we r doing it right now?

I like Sex.

amelie said:

Really? What's your number?

feltbluish said:

You Lesbian. No?

amelie said:

uhhh...oui.

feltbluish said:

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

feltbluish said:

Um, your haircut's a bit butch. Kinda makes you look like a man!

feltbluish said:

Horny ones of course.

Complete silence.Not even any breathing.Just silence
And then i hear her say...Is that it??

I talk about the weather.

AzureStar said:

Now... you know that is not true...

Would you like me to tell everyone what you really sound like when we fuck?

IceNine said:

No.

AzureStar said:

Okay then... but I will say that it has nothing to do with the weather, unless the weather is "Oh, fuck... OH, GOD... not so deep!"

I will stop there...

IceNine said:

Hush you...

NONE AT ALL?[/quote]

Well except for breathing, but you do that all the time anyway , it may be a bit heavier than normal but no , none at all...

I am not an actor in a porn movie, I am not performing for the video cameras, I don't have to act like that , alot of people act like that because they think they are expected to act like that because of what they have seen in movies and videos. Just do what you want and be comfortable, if you are comfortable screaming then feel free...

if you are not , good for you

Chronic said:

I personally like to fart right in the middle to see if the woman is dedicated to pleasing me while she is performing oral sex.

Chronic Chronic what on earth do you date admit
it you just like the room to smell like shit

Question2002 said:

no not really