Surreal, I hate that damn word.

A few days ago when I was at the airport in Italy, or flight got delayed. Annoying enough (it got worse but read the myspace blog tomorrow to see how much worse), however this women tells her husband "Our flight got delayed and they won't say why, this is surreal" I felt like flying into a rage and telling her to shut the fuck up...anyone else get these feelings?

No

This woman got on the train last week with her son. He had to be about 9 or 10. The mother told him that he wasnt gonna get the boxing gloves he wanted for christmas. And this little boy said, and I swear, " Ur the bitch. Ur the bitch thats gonna ruin christmas"
I wanted to tell him to shut up and stop talkin to his mother like that. But then I looked at her to see how she responds (basically waitin for her to smack the life out of him) all she said was " Stop sayin that word "
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Air travel can be trying. Just go with the flow.

Yes, every time they whip out that damn cell phone.

Fortunately, that's why I always carry my mp3 player....just drown the suckers out.

Constantly
Especially when i travel by public transport

Constantly, when I'm riding the subway. I can't take these loudmouth teenage hoodrats - every fourth word is "n---a". The girls are just as bad.

uPtoWnNY said:

its sad

Shut up.

purplerein said:

No u shut up!

DanceWme said:

I'll meet you out by the flagpole at 3. your ass is grass.

purplerein said:

Y we gotta wait until 3? Do this shit now

Yes, and I have done.

And I called her husband a tosser.

And told her to get a divorce.

And said fuck a lot.

DanceWme said:

listen beeyotch, i'm gonna count to three to give you a head start...123

purplerein said:

I will stomp ur monkey ass dont play with me

DanceWme said:

Here...my one of my arms is behind my back. now it's fair.

purplerein said:

I think we're messin up the thread. My bad


(I'll get u later chump)

DanceWme said:

you remind me of the principal on 'strangers with candy': "talk your monkey ass off!"

Anx said:

Anx said:

fine so you met Amy Sedaris...big whoop

purplerein said:

someone had urine-enriched wheaties for breakfast this morning.

Spookymuffin said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

do you eat with that mouth too?

purplerein said:

I'm not sure if I should you or

Uh, yep. Not too often. But. . . yep.

i do it often.

a client made a comment at work the other day..it was very hectic and the client said, "how come Purplerein doesn't do anything?" to be funny..I looked up and said, good, now I can come to your office and make fun of you.

purplerein said:

wow that is your REAL name?

purplerein said:

x50

actionthisday said:

dont laugh at him. he's mean