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Redwood Returns!................ Breaking News.....Breaking News.....Breaking News.....Breaking News.....Breaking News.....Breaking News..... Breaking News.....
Some of you may remember that Brother Redwood escaped from Prison after being banged up  for being drunk in charge of a whisky bottle 
....He was thought to have somehow  crossed the Atlantic 
....News just in reports that he was apprehended last night after crossing the border from Canada to the US....Illegally :disbeleif: ....Apparently he went to the Niagara Falls 
...and went over the edge in a barrel....   
The Border control was alerted to the strange events ...(He has just made history by being the first Troll to go over the falls in a barrel)  
...They dispatched their top officer to catch him... ...and sure enough... when he made landfall Plodwood arrested him 
and disarmed him 
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Too bad for Redwood....but I like his style.  a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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One of our long lost relatives had been following the story of Brother Redwoods disappearance...
...and had hot footed it over the border to see that Brother Redwood was ok ....Enter Cousin Donwood    
...He helped see Brother Redwood safely into custody 
....and decided to fly back with him
After arriving safely back in England... Brother Redwood accompanied by Cousin Donwood and Plodwood..... was again put behind bars to await his fate 
It just so happened...seing as it's Christmas ...that Elviswood was doing a tour of the prisons  
...He too had been following Brother Redwoods story... and went over to him straight away ...After a brief chat Elviswood performed "Troll House Rock" Just for Brother Redwood 
...He's also going to put a good word in for him 
....We are hoping for a good result ...hopefully soon ...We will let you know what happens as soon as we can
Photo edit [Edited 12/25/06 13:33pm] I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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Yay!!!! He's in Niagara Falls!!!! When he gets out of the slammer he should come visit us "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
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Damn they took him away too soon.  "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
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shellyevon said: Damn they took him away too soon.
Awwwww..... 
...He sends his love.... 
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welcome back redwood!!!!  | |
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Steadwood said: shellyevon said: Damn they took him away too soon.
Awwwww.....
...He sends his love....
 Whooooo-hooooo ! Hot damn, take it off, take it ALL off  "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
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thanks for this E!
Pm me, love M | |
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shellyevon said: Steadwood said: Awwwww.....
...He sends his love....
Whooooo-hooooo ! Hot damn, take it off, take it ALL off with a physique like that perhaps he could be featured in the next edition of Trolls Gone Wild | |
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XxAxX said: shellyevon said: Whooooo-hooooo ! Hot damn, take it off, take it ALL off with a physique like that perhaps he could be featured in the next edition of Trolls Gone Wild He should send his resume in care of Shelly and Megs, we'll take care of that for him. "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
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I dig ya Steady my man.... but I have to wonder..... what do the ladies think of your collection of these dolls? 
Maybe you are way ahead of your time... | |
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pardonme4livin said: I dig ya Steady my man.... but I have to wonder..... what do the ladies think of your collection of these dolls?
Maybe you are way ahead of your time... guys who play with troll dolls ...   sexxxyyyyy | |
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XxAxX said: pardonme4livin said: I dig ya Steady my man.... but I have to wonder..... what do the ladies think of your collection of these dolls?
Maybe you are way ahead of your time... guys who play with troll dolls ... I Wonder how he feels about flatulence sexxxyyyyy | |
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purplerein said: XxAxX said: guys who play with troll dolls ... I Wonder how he feels about flatulence sexxxyyyyyMy favorite is when my wife farts during sex  now THAT'S a turn-on 'cause i know i'm really hittin it you must be a truly skilled lover | |
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XxAxX said: purplerein said: My favorite is when my wife farts during sex now THAT'S a turn-on 'cause i know i'm really hittin it you must be a truly skilled lover. please include me on your things to do list..?  | |
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Is cousin Donwood smuggling in a package to Cousin Redwood? | |
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wait, I'm confused. You're saying Internal Affairs fixed the case from the beginning? The DA is crooked? My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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NDRU said: wait, I'm confused. You're saying Internal Affairs fixed the case from the beginning? The DA is crooked?
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| YAY! I'm glad brother Redwood was found! Also, I'm wondering if all Canadian police officers are required to sport hot pink hairdos. | |
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purplerein said: XxAxX said: you must be a truly skilled lover. please include me on your things to do list..? I'm sorry but my GF is far too jealous to allow me to have intimate relations with anyone but her. I keep telling her, "Condi, darlin', I've got enough love to go around" but she says she'll cut off my allowance if I fool around.[Edited 12/26/06 13:03pm] | |
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XxAxX said: pardonme4livin said: I dig ya Steady my man.... but I have to wonder..... what do the ladies think of your collection of these dolls?
Maybe you are way ahead of your time... guys who play with troll dolls ... sexxxyyyyy "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
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maybe we should do an ORG mission impossible thing and bust brother redwood outta the slammer! | |
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shellyevon said: XxAxX said: guys who play with troll dolls ... sexxxyyyyy exactly! i mean if this doesn't simply scream sex on legs i don't know what does:
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XxAxX said: shellyevon said: exactly! i mean if this doesn't simply scream sex on legs i don't know what does:
That's right "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
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XxAxX said: shellyevon said: Whooooo-hooooo ! Hot damn, take it off, take it ALL off with a physique like that perhaps he could be featured in the next edition of Trolls Gone Wild Well .... it would seem he did do some photo 'work' while he was away
NSFW (if you're a Troll)
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pardonme4livin said: I dig ya Steady my man.... but I have to wonder..... what do the ladies think of your collection of these dolls?
Maybe you are way ahead of your time... What ladies?...  
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LleeLlee said: Is cousin Donwood smuggling in a package to Cousin Redwood?
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applekisses said: YAY! I'm glad brother Redwood was found! Also, I'm wondering if all Canadian police officers are required to sport hot pink hairdos.  
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