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PrintableThis Thread Is about Dads last Minute Christmas Gift, not Bjork, Penises, and Dragons!  Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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Anx said: it sounds like the lyrical content of peaches' next album to me.
Some people say I keep my self-respect on a candy necklace.  | |
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karmatornado said: This Thread Is about Dads last Minute Christmas Gift, not Bjork, Penises, and Dragons!
All is fair in last minute christmas gifts and war. Desperation is the key. | |
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karmatornado said: This Thread Is about Dads last Minute Christmas Gift, not Bjork, Penises, and Dragons!
You already have the right answer... do as I say! 
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Anx said: i think you should get your dad the box set of bjork's dual disc remasters. it's a little pricey, but he's sure to love it. well, okay, he probably won't like it at all, because nine out of ten dads hate bjork. but buy it anyway and ship it to me, and i'll gladly re-gift a "gently used" aero bed i have sitting in my closet and mail it to him from you. it's a good deal if you think about it. he'll only have to patch the aero bed up in like two or three places, and nobody has to tell him what the stains are from.
 Um I am not trying to put you on the spot or anything but WHERE the FUCK is my fruitcake? | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Anx said: i think you should get your dad the box set of bjork's dual disc remasters. it's a little pricey, but he's sure to love it. well, okay, he probably won't like it at all, because nine out of ten dads hate bjork. but buy it anyway and ship it to me, and i'll gladly re-gift a "gently used" aero bed i have sitting in my closet and mail it to him from you. it's a good deal if you think about it. he'll only have to patch the aero bed up in like two or three places, and nobody has to tell him what the stains are from.
Um I am not trying to put you on the spot or anything but WHERE the FUCK is my fruitcake? I feel terribly put on the spot at this moment in time.  | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: You already have the right answer... do as I say!
let the thread jacking commence! Chinese water dragons are always cool.  | |
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GangstaFam said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: You already have the right answer... do as I say!
let the thread jacking commence! Chinese water dragons are always cool.  | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Um I am not trying to put you on the spot or anything but WHERE the FUCK is my fruitcake?
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Anx said: Lovely gift idea!  | |
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i think this thread officially registers as a smashing success.  | |
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Anx said: i think this thread officially registers as a smashing success.
Glad I could give some of you an early Christmas present!  Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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GangstaFam said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: You already have the right answer... do as I say!
let the thread jacking commence! Chinese water dragons are always cool. Oh WOW! They lack originality dont they? | |
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Anx said: GangstaFam said: Chinese water dragons are always cool. I'd say a blonde.... | |
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GangstaFam said: Anx said: Lovely gift idea! If your satans puppet!   | |
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GangstaFam said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: Um I am not trying to put you on the spot or anything but WHERE the FUCK is my fruitcake?
SCORE 10!  Girls packin... I just know it... | |
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Anx said: i think this thread officially registers as a smashing success.
 Or just smashed! | |
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Anx said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: Um I am not trying to put you on the spot or anything but WHERE the FUCK is my fruitcake? I feel terribly put on the spot at this moment in time. You have til January 6th or I will consider myself DEfriendAFIED!!! | |
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Spookymuffin said: [That's uncalled for snip - luv4u]
I take it you suggested a subscripton to Playboy?? | |
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xplnyrslf said: Spookymuffin said: [That's uncalled for snip - luv4u]
I take it you suggested a subscripton to Playboy?? No, I told him to give his dad a punch on the nose. Karma would have known I was joking.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: xplnyrslf said: I take it you suggested a subscripton to Playboy?? No, I told him to give his dad a punch on the nose. Karma would have known I was joking.  j/k Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: I just got back from some last minute Christmas shopping and was wrapping my gifts when I realized the only shit I got for my dad was a bottle of two buck chuck from trader joes and a gift certificate to See's Candy. I just went to target and it seemed like all they had left were Space Heaters, Socks, and DVD's. I know he likes the outdoors but REI is like a half hour drive from my place and is packed to the gills, and thats the only place he likes to get his camping shit from. What do 55 Year Old active single males like for Christmas? Help I have one day left!
Give him a check in a Christmas card for ALOT of $$$$. Make up for the guilt. Next year, spring for a Butler sleeping bag if they're still made. Has 3 layers to use, depending on the weather. Canvas, waterproof, comfy. Good for sleeping even if in a camper. | |
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karmatornado said: Spookymuffin said: No, I told him to give his dad a punch on the nose. Karma would have known I was joking. j/k MRERY CHSITRMAS | |
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xplnyrslf said: karmatornado said: I just got back from some last minute Christmas shopping and was wrapping my gifts when I realized the only shit I got for my dad was a bottle of two buck chuck from trader joes and a gift certificate to See's Candy. I just went to target and it seemed like all they had left were Space Heaters, Socks, and DVD's. I know he likes the outdoors but REI is like a half hour drive from my place and is packed to the gills, and thats the only place he likes to get his camping shit from. What do 55 Year Old active single males like for Christmas? Help I have one day left!
Give him a check in a Christmas card for ALOT of $$$$. Make up for the guilt. Next year, spring for a Butler sleeping bag if they're still made. Has 3 layers to use, depending on the weather. Canvas, waterproof, comfy. Good for sleeping even if in a camper. See This here is some good shit! Maybe I can find one ofthose at REI tommorow! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: xplnyrslf said: Give him a check in a Christmas card for ALOT of $$$$. Make up for the guilt. Next year, spring for a Butler sleeping bag if they're still made. Has 3 layers to use, depending on the weather. Canvas, waterproof, comfy. Good for sleeping even if in a camper. See This here is some good shit! Maybe I can find one ofthose at REI tommorow! Binoculars?? I have a pair of Dr. Optics for long range viewing. A GPS? There's new ones that are easier to use. A range finder for calculating distance. Never can own too many flashlights. Waterproof socks. Don't get me started. Quality cooler..the metal kind, not plastic. Gloves, walking stick, etc.. | |
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A bottle of vodka still makes my dad smile!!!
and my mother frown..... The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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Spookymuffin said: [That's uncalled for snip - luv4u]
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karmatornado said: I just got back from some last minute Christmas shopping and was wrapping my gifts when I realized the only shit I got for my dad was a bottle of two buck chuck from trader joes and a gift certificate to See's Candy. I just went to target and it seemed like all they had left were Space Heaters, Socks, and DVD's. I know he likes the outdoors but REI is like a half hour drive from my place and is packed to the gills, and thats the only place he likes to get his camping shit from. What do 55 Year Old active single males like for Christmas? Help I have one day left!
get him a netflix scrip | |
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You could always tell him you are having something special shipped in from England for him.... say a football shirt | |
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get him some lottery scatch off tickets | |
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