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I gotta get my dad a last minute gift, what to do! I just got back from some last minute Christmas shopping and was wrapping my gifts when I realized the only shit I got for my dad was a bottle of two buck chuck from trader joes and a gift certificate to See's Candy. I just went to target and it seemed like all they had left were Space Heaters, Socks, and DVD's. I know he likes the outdoors but REI is like a half hour drive from my place and is packed to the gills, and thats the only place he likes to get his camping shit from. What do 55 Year Old active single males like for Christmas? Help I have one day left! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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Get him a gift card for Best Buy or one of his favourite stores. 
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moderatorHes your dad! You will go to REI early tomorrow and get the man a gift!  | |
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go to REI and also get him a magazine subscription. they're cheap, and if it's something he likes to read, it's a gift he'll continue to get all year. one of the best gifts i ever got was when someone gave me a gift subscription to the new yorker - i had subway/bathroom reading every week for a year!  | |
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get him a voucher/subscription 2 that place or aftershave maybe
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Ch Ch Ch Chia!!! The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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i think you should get your dad the box set of bjork's dual disc remasters. it's a little pricey, but he's sure to love it. well, okay, he probably won't like it at all, because nine out of ten dads hate bjork. but buy it anyway and ship it to me, and i'll gladly re-gift a "gently used" aero bed i have sitting in my closet and mail it to him from you. it's a good deal if you think about it. he'll only have to patch the aero bed up in like two or three places, and nobody has to tell him what the stains are from.  | |
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Anx said: i think you should get your dad the box set of bjork's dual disc remasters. it's a little pricey, but he's sure to love it. well, okay, he probably won't like it at all, because nine out of ten dads hate bjork. but buy it anyway and ship it to me, and i'll gladly re-gift a "gently used" aero bed i have sitting in my closet and mail it to him from you. it's a good deal if you think about it. he'll only have to patch the aero bed up in like two or three places, and nobody has to tell him what the stains are from.
I never understood Bjork devotion.  | |
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Imago said: Anx said: i think you should get your dad the box set of bjork's dual disc remasters. it's a little pricey, but he's sure to love it. well, okay, he probably won't like it at all, because nine out of ten dads hate bjork. but buy it anyway and ship it to me, and i'll gladly re-gift a "gently used" aero bed i have sitting in my closet and mail it to him from you. it's a good deal if you think about it. he'll only have to patch the aero bed up in like two or three places, and nobody has to tell him what the stains are from.
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Anx said: Imago said:
I never understood Bjork devotion. i don't understand your avatar! Is that my que to unveil my upcoming Anx-Ass avvie? | |
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Anx said: i think you should get your dad the box set of bjork's dual disc remasters. it's a little pricey, but he's sure to love it. well, okay, he probably won't like it at all, because nine out of ten dads hate bjork. but buy it anyway and ship it to me, and i'll gladly re-gift a "gently used" aero bed i have sitting in my closet and mail it to him from you. it's a good deal if you think about it. he'll only have to patch the aero bed up in like two or three places, and nobody has to tell him what the stains are from.
Bjork was my dad's favorite! What do I win? | |
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Imago said: Anx said: i don't understand your avatar! Is that my que to unveil my upcoming Anx-Ass avvie? it's a sigh of hopeless resignation at this point. | |
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Imago said: Anx said: i don't understand your avatar! Is that my que to unveil my upcoming Anx-Ass avvie? It's a brachiosaurus! Or a blue-veiner. What do I win? | |
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GangstaFam said: Anx said: i think you should get your dad the box set of bjork's dual disc remasters. it's a little pricey, but he's sure to love it. well, okay, he probably won't like it at all, because nine out of ten dads hate bjork. but buy it anyway and ship it to me, and i'll gladly re-gift a "gently used" aero bed i have sitting in my closet and mail it to him from you. it's a good deal if you think about it. he'll only have to patch the aero bed up in like two or three places, and nobody has to tell him what the stains are from.
Bjork was my dad's favorite! What do I win?you're already a winner in my book, so your ass is disqualified. NO PRIZES FOR YOU. 
(obviously, i meant that in a good way. and that is a kind of prize in itself, if you think really hard about it, which i advise doing.) | |
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GangstaFam said: Imago said: Is that my que to unveil my upcoming Anx-Ass avvie? It's a brachiosaurus! Or a blue-veiner. What do I win? brachs  | |
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Anx said: Imago said: Is that my que to unveil my upcoming Anx-Ass avvie? it's a sigh of hopeless resignation at this point.
It's not my fault you have such a nice ass! I mean, your ass is to asses what Jerseykrs's chin is to chins---PERFECTION! | |
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GangstaFam said: Imago said: Is that my que to unveil my upcoming Anx-Ass avvie? It's a brachiosaurus! Or a blue-veiner. What do I win? Your Cretaceous-Tertiary vernacular get me hawt. | |
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Anx said: you're already a winner in my book, so your ass is disqualified. NO PRIZES FOR YOU.
(obviously, i meant that in a good way. and that is a kind of prize in itself, if you think really hard about it, which i advise doing.) Should I see a doctor for this? | |
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Imago said: Anx said: it's a sigh of hopeless resignation at this point.
It's not my fault you have such a nice ass! I mean, your ass is to asses what Jerseykrs's chin is to chins---PERFECTION! i thought cloudbuster was the new me in terms of en vogue fineassery. when can my ass rest? i just want peace in my nethers this holiday season.  | |
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GangstaFam said: Anx said: you're already a winner in my book, so your ass is disqualified. NO PRIZES FOR YOU.
(obviously, i meant that in a good way. and that is a kind of prize in itself, if you think really hard about it, which i advise doing.) Should I see a doctor for this? okay, now you're thinking TOO hard. | |
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My dad will listens to Sigur Ros quite often so I think he would actually like Bjork, however a box set would be quite extreme! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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Anx said: brachs
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karmatornado said: My dad will listens to Sigur Ros quite often so I think he would actually like Bjork, however a box set would be quite extreme!
that's why you should send it to me because i could intercept the gift before your dad is embarrassed by your extravagence. i'd be saving you from yourself, because your love is too big for your dad to fully digest and i totally understand that. | |
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Imago said: Your Cretaceous-Tertiary vernacular get me hawt.
That's all well and good, but what's my prize? | |
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GangstaFam said: Anx said: brachs
whuuuut | |
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lazycrockett said: Ch Ch Ch Chia!!!
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Anx said: okay, now you're thinking TOO hard.
Too hard. Not hard enough. Bossy Betty much? | |
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Anx said: whuuuut
With all the talk of dinosaurs, penises, candy and asses flying around, I get easily confused. | |
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GangstaFam said: Anx said: whuuuut
With all the talk of dinosaurs, penises, candy and asses flying around, I get easily confused. it sounds like the lyrical content of peaches' next album to me. | |
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