There names are Adrian and Bailey.


Adrian: Moody ass calico cat that is a bit small for her age and that absolutely hates anything to do with me.



Bailey: Turkish Angoro, totally declawed, that sheds too much hair and is a total pussy (scaredy cat!!!!!).

Neither like me to pet them.



My sister is moving to England, and becuase it's easier to import terrorist than canimals to the UK, she's not going to be able to send them to England fast enough to leave with her. So I inherit those fuckers in my house for two weeks.




What Adrian Looks like minus the smile:

OK, I actually don't mind so much.



But I wish they liked me more.

Good luck with that! I hate cats

Are these the ones whose hospital bills you paid for?

I think I've figured why they won't let you bet them.
The cats don't like your hairy knuckles, too much like another cat.

yay kitties!

as long as they're not squirrelly and skittish, i'm all for kitties. and if they do act like that, just soak their dry food in beer and they'll loosen up after a day or two.

and they are ugly too! good luck with that

Imago said:

Post bad threads
or
Shread posts to threads?

Wow, you sure have a lot of stress in your life.

omg! I LOVE them!


kitties

Cats! They'll come around, they just have to get used to you.

LMAO!!!! The same cat u were talking about a few weeks ago?!!!



...this is gonna be great. I can imagine the future threads

Those kitties are cute!!!!! Cats, in general are pretty independent so don't be hurt because they don't let you pet them.


M

and whats a canimal?

ThreadCula said:

Yes, the 800 dollar limping calico motherfucking cat!!!


And they haven't paid me back yet for it becuase it's the holiday season and they'll be broke for the next couple of weeks.


And then, the just realized that they have to actually "pay" to fly the cats to England, which will cost 800 bucks a cat.






You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.....











.....or their cats.

Your life is becoming filled with pussy, isn't it. first the new gf...now the cats...

"Ending up with Cats" is the start to every cat womans life.

If two is too many you can always sacrifice them to Satan

the ONLY thing about having cats is, it's kinda like having kids who never quite grow into adolescence. if you leave home for longer than a couple of days, you have to figure out who's going to feed them. even if you're gone a couple of days, you'll start worrying a bit about them, if you've bonded with the kitties at all.

then there's the issue of company. owning cats is worse than being a smoker. you have to let people know you have cats, because everyone is allergic to cats these days.

oh. and i hope you're not big on houseplants.

you pelled 'their' wrong with the first post, but correctly in the third post.



oh, btw, I hate cats.

jerseykrs said:

pelled?

jerseykrs said:

WHAT???


That's it, jersey. It'll never work between us.

jerseykrs said:

You misspelled 'spell'.

Sacrifice to Satan!!! Sacrifice To Satan!!! Blood Orgy !!!! Blood Orgy!!!!

evenstar3 said:

look, I'm on my cell on the interstate, what's HIS excuse?!

and the reason he's getting those cats is karma for all his threads about cock.

jerseykrs said:

suuuure.

though i have to agree with you on the karma thing

jerseykrs said:

dude, I hate cock.

I'm totally about pussy right now.

Imago said:

cat puke is wicked nasty to clean up... FINALLY a good thing to use those skanky underwear for

Cats love being put in a bag with a rock near a lake.