I friggen love key west.

I swear, this is going the be the best mini-trip I've taken in years. I sooooo need this right now.


...but the bitch doesn't kayak.



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Check out the room!!! http://www.athomekeywest....olony7.htm




Too bad it'll be to cool to swim though.
I'm still working the "kayaking" angle.



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Does this mean that you're now straight???

No more lovin on my booty then.

retina said:

Oh dude, if you took me to Key West, I would dump her ass so fast it's not even funny!



Besides, I think you'd actually go kayaking with me.

retina said:

He's now lusting over that Cloudy guy anyway.

I'll take his place, though.

JustErin said:

I love retina and he knows it.

Imago said:

man-whore.....

Imago said:

I actually would, although the last time I tried it I felt pretty freaked out the first hour or so since my legs were completely locked into the damn thing and the sea was pretty rough. Is it called "eskimo-turn" or something like that when you flip it around again after having ended up upside down? Well, that's what I would have been forced to do because I sure couldn't get loose.

retina said:

Because of the warm ocean (even relatively warm in the winter time), and the environment, sit-on-top kayaks are the only things that can be rented. They rarely flip over, and if they do, they act like rafts anyways, You just climb back on them.


Damn, talking about getting wet alone with you on small boats is getting me hot. I need to stop now.

JustErin said:

Do you have amazing photoshop skills and a very gay apartment?

pardonme4livin said:

Oh you love it!

Imago said:

Alright, I know which ones you mean. I've actually tried one of those too, but it was in Arabia and I was paddling through a school of poisonous jellyfish so at that time I would have preferred the covered ones.

retina said:

OMG, boo, you've done everything, and all of it has ended up traumatizing you.

Here's the example of the kind of kayak I'm talking about : This prowler 15 is my sweet sweet baby. http://www.danonderdonk.com

retina said:

No, I have boobs.

Imago said:

said:

Nah, I've done far from everything and I don't think what I've done has traumatized me, but the jellyfish incident did freak me out a bit. Haven't I told you what happened right after that? I was standing in the water facing the beach and then suddenly when a wave comes and - SLAP! - something big and flat gets stuck on my back. I was so sure it was a jellyfish and that I would start feeling the pain any time, but when I reached back and took it off I realized that it was a perfectly round, perfectly fried pancake.

I guess those guys with the big yachts had decided it didn't look tasty enough and tossed it overboard or something.

Imago said:

Oh, that looks bigger than the one I tried. Arabian kayaks are skinny and wobbly.

JustErin said:

Ok, deal!

retina said:

BEST STORY EVER!!!!

retina said:

why won't she go kayaking?

user!

jerseykrs said:

You forgot the "L".

Illustrator said:

jerseykrs said:

co-

Imago said:

Merry Xmas, Dan.

This thread is so freakin gay

Mach said:

retina said:

Yeah, that's the kind of kayak I usually use. They are better for going long distances. Less drag, better tracking. And you can put a spray skirt on 'em to keep yourself dry, which is good if it's not warm. (BTW, whomever put you in a skirted kayak without telling you how to get your azz out in an emergency needs to be slapped ).

But the sit-on-top ones are super nice for exploring in warm water.


And damn, those pics are gorgeous. I want to go there.

Who wouldn't want to kayak there? I don't get it. Can she not swim. . .?