for Borgie...for Parker Posey to apologize for her misdeeds against you. For the Chinese delivery guy to be hot, gay, and looking for a warm loving guy to snuggle with on Christmas day

For Imago...a nice girl...er..guy..um..girl..um..metrosexual to fall in love with, and have your fear of commitment disappear

For Jersey...two tickets to the Panic at the Disco concert, a girl from canada flying down to Tampa to go with you, and a public bathroom for you to destroy

For Aksel...for a girl to ask you to marry her

For Anx...for your novel to be published and awarded the nobel prize for literature

For DanceWme...continued personal growth

For SexonWheels...the car of your dreams

For Applekisses...happiness and peace

For MDiver...conclusions and new beginnings in a timely fashion

For Ace...a date with StepfordWive to go get her hair and nails done

For Stepford...happiness and peace, and personal growth

For IB..an invitation to Chicago to spend the holidays with Obama Barak

For Supa..a hot new boyfriend, for a certain someone to disappear off the face of the earth

LordEvil...a vat of Esoterica

Ur such a sweetheart

brilliant

Awesome Thanks!

I'll leave you something culturaly signifigant.

I didn't want anything anyway.

CarrieMpls said:

thank you...i'd be just as happy with a dirty little black lump of motivation!

CarrieMpls said:

me either

For Carrie...upper management that makes sense, and lots of round trip tickets to scotland so you can visit Number23

For Mach...all the healing powers of the universe to be used on those you love

purplerein said:

I'm sure he'll love that. lol.

For SammiJ...peace in the house, understanding from the parental units, and a certain californian tucked under your tree

Fine. I never liked Christmas anyways.

Spookymuffin said:

for Spooky...Oxford to burn down, Trent Reznor to adopt you, and all the babes spreading their legs open when you say to them "lets fuck"

purplerein said:

purplerein said:

Dont forget the puppies!

DanceWme said:

Fuck puppies if women will do that for me!

I love Purplerein!

Spookymuffin said:

For MinneapolisGenius...you're a hard one to shop for. how about a years worth of parties and celebrations, and lots of clients who pay in advance!

purplerein said:

You make me sound like some sort of high-class whore or something.



But yeah, thanks.

minneapolisgenius said:

I'd like a laptop and a house please.

Thanks in advance.

For Erin, a laptop and a house. in Tampa.

purplerein said:

Nooooo!!!!!

Well, ok. As long as I can kick Jersey out.

On thank you I should look great for the Prince Of Darkness when he comes over on Anti-Christmas