Zune Media Player Came Filled With Raunchy Pornography, Couple Says

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

When Derrick Woods and Chanell Martin decided to surprise their 12-year-old daughter with a Microsoft Zune media player, they had no idea how big of a surprise they were in for. The gadget, they said, came preloaded with more than an hour of raunchy pornography.

"It was a homosexual orgy that they had video taped for an hour and 44 minutes," Martin told FOX News affiliate WFLD reporter Michelle Gielan.

The couple said the Zune package appeared to have been tampered with and the charger was missing. But when they went to complain at the Chicago-area Wal-Mart where they purchased the player, they say the store manager blamed the situation on Microsoft.

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"I'm just totally appalled by the whole situation," Woods said.

A spokesperson for Wal-Mart said it is investigating the incident and will give Woods and Martin a full refund for the Zune and a $25 gift card. But Martin said that the damage has already been done.

"What do you tell a 12-year-old child that you have five men having sex with each other? That's not a conversation that I want to have," Martin said.

[Title edited - - June7]

oh my.

i guess "Merry Christmas" is right out

I remember downloading "Brokeback mountain" from emule, and it ended up being some strange German gay porn movie.

Then a few months later I tried downloading Citizen Cane, and it ended up being "Citizen Shane"--some weird ass porn video.

by the way, why is it relevant that the family is "Black"?

don't get mad, just wondering why that's in the thread title

XxAxX said:

I was wondering the same...

XxAxX said:

Because there are no black gay people.

Imago said:

tell me more about citizen shane.....

Christopher said:

Imago said:

i should have known

Christopher said:

Cloudbuster said:

u got a zune full of geigh porn too? i hope its got citizen shane on it...

Christopher said:

Perv.

Cloudbuster said:

i called your probation officer

officer marcy

Christopher said:

Stop reminding me about that shit. It's the holiday, I need to enjoy myself. And Marcy can go to hell.

CarrieMpls said:

Me too

leeroysoupnutz said:

what kind of exact timing is that eh?

did they time that fucker with a stopwatch?

sweety run and get daddy the timer, we need 2
see how long these frisky lads last

IstenSzek said:

Right?

holy shit, i just got home from walmart with a new zune and it's full of black people porn! do you think they'd trade me?

XxAxX said:

XxAxX said:

My first question was, "There's a Walmart full of gay porn? ".

Ace said:

that's Ballmart.

Imago said:

UH...

DanceWme said:

just cause a man can pick a purse to go with
his seqeunced sandals don't make him gay

IstenSzek said:

Anx said:

Ever hear Chris Rock's commercial for Ballmart?

I don't believe a word of their story. Why the hell would someone purchase a Zune whose packaging had been tampered with? Would you give your kid a package that looked like it had been opened already? The shit people do for attention.

Stymie said:

ooh!

I never even would have thought of that! And to drag their poor daughter into it!

this and the talking disney Ariel doll that said "You're a dirty slut!" crack me the FUCK up because I imagine the clowns that did it giggling like a motherfucker as they did it.