http://www.metro.co.uk/we...e_id=28899

Mum sues over ruined nude pics

A German woman is suing a foster agency, after her teenage foster son ruined valuable naked photos of her - by comitting an act of self-love all over them.

Marietta Anton, 50, who now lives in Portugal's Algarve, was 25 when she was photographed naked by her boyfriend at the time, Sigmar Polke. After they split Polke went on to become a world famous artist, and the old pictures were valued at over £35,000.

But when Anton's 15-year-old foster son Mehmet found the old snaps, he thought he had unearthed a secret porn stack, and proceeded to do what teenage boys will do.

Oh yeah, Sigmar Polke, that world famous artist whose pictures are worth over £35.000, I know all about him. Of course.

retina said:

Someday yours will be worth that much


or not

PANDURITO said:

Oh, I doubt I'll ever be as famous as the world famous Sigmar Polke.

Still haven't Googled/wikisearched him?

wanking to naked pictures of your mom is about the grossest thing i can think of. and i can think of some pretty gross things.

Anx said:

Anx said:

yeah but it's his fostermum, and taken 25 years ago. he probably didn't
even know it was her.

so imagine the shame, lol. being found out wanking. finding out it's on
your fostermom's photo's, lol.

then having the story publicised worldwide with her full name and your
1st name in the press



i bet he wishes he coulda just got hairy palms instead

so one more thing though: if you know you're a squirter,
why would you wank with the porthole toward the picture?

stupid kid

IstenSzek said:

that is pretty dumb.

pretty cool stuff, actually...

ReturnofDOOK said:

they're BOTH sinners

I didn't know Sigmar Polke was into photography as well. His paintings are insanely huge.

That's how I'll justify it to my mum!

This is the craziest story I have ever heard.

Sick.

FILTHY sinners

just another example of what's wrong with society. instead of her taking personal responsibility for not protecting these "valuable" photos, she sues someone else

purplerein said:

next time turn away

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

XxAxX said:

sure thing doll face

purplerein said:

sure, okay.

ReturnofDOOK said:

Here's the rest of the article for people too lazy to click on the link:

Anx said:

he was wanking to great photography, not his mom

Geez, I must have mild dyslexia. For a second I thought this read "'Nun' sues over ruined nude pics" . . . but come to think of it both nun and mom are just as bad. Ew.

sextonseven said:

Definitely a case when you feverishly wish that the judge comes from behind the bench and BITCHSLAPS the shit out of this woman with his gavel....and repeats "DUMBKOPFT!!!" over and over....

What's the big deal. We've all done it.

I would have adopted earlier had I known I could sue the agency for damaged valuables!