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PrintableDanceWme said: Spookymuffin said: Just for you I'll include vomit, bruises and self-harm scars. 
I love you! LOVE?! What kind of sappy hippy bullshit is this? | |
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I do curls with my penis  23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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i go running and then i do a bunch of crunched (around 150 or so) and finish off with 20 push ups. It keeps me looking good so it must be working.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said: you mean it's time for a thread of DOOM?! No. DOOM is above that now. We are the omnipresent big brother of this unreal society of freaks. DOOM...is above...spookyporn? 
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Spookymuffin said: DanceWme said:
I love you! LOVE?! What kind of sappy hippy bullshit is this? Sorry spooky 
Am I on punishment? Can I get a spooky spankin? | |
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evenstar3 said: Spookymuffin said: No. DOOM is above that now. We are the omnipresent big brother of this unreal society of freaks. DOOM...is above...spookyporn?
I'll orgnote you something special. | |
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DanceWme said: Spookymuffin said: LOVE?! What kind of sappy hippy bullshit is this? Sorry spooky
Am I on punishment? Can I get a spooky spankin? You can get a Spooky 9mm to the temple. 
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS! [Edited 12/18/06 19:13pm] | |
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Spookymuffin said: DanceWme said: Sorry spooky
Am I on punishment? Can I get a spooky spankin? You can get a Spooky 9mm to the temple.
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS! [Edited 12/18/06 19:13pm]  | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said: DOOM...is above...spookyporn?
I'll orgnote you something special. yay!  | |
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evenstar3 said: DanceWme said: Sex
best exercise ever! No joke...I had an uncle who was a nimphomaniac. The dude was in his sixties and had a six-pack without working out... besides the tons of hanky-panky of course. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: evenstar3 said: best exercise ever! No joke...I had an uncle who was a nimphomaniac. The dude was in his sixties and had a six-pack without working out... besides the tons of hanky-panky of course.  | |
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evenstar3 said: PurpleJedi said: No joke...I had an uncle who was a nimphomaniac. The dude was in his sixties and had a six-pack without working out... besides the tons of hanky-panky of course.  By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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the scarf and barf keeps my tummy flat | |
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For all the activities mentioned, I'd like an estimate of how many calories are burned, if ANY??? | |
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xplnyrslf said: For all the activities mentioned, I'd like an estimate of how many calories are burned, if ANY???
Loads - a lot lost through blood loss. | |
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xplnyrslf said: For all the activities mentioned, I'd like an estimate of how many calories are burned, if ANY???
For sex: http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm | |
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xplnyrslf said: For all the activities mentioned, I'd like an estimate of how many calories are burned, if ANY???
1500 calories burned in one barf session | |
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Spookymuffin said: xplnyrslf said: For all the activities mentioned, I'd like an estimate of how many calories are burned, if ANY???
Loads - a lot lost through blood loss.   " | |
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Spookymuffin said: DanceWme said: Yes, u remember huh? There were biscuits and turkey dinners and everything. OH man, violent sex is wonderful! Yeah! I loved it when I accidently clocked you in the jaw because I was about to shoot and I knocked some of your teeth out! That was fucking awesome! With all the exercise you're getting, I hope you're drinking plenty of water. The special stuff, with "carbon ions". (spasms of laughter ensue) I was laughing so hard I misspelled. [Edited 12/18/06 19:33pm] | |
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xplnyrslf said: Spookymuffin said: Yeah! I loved it when I accidently clocked you in the jaw because I was about to shoot and I knocked some of your teeth out! That was fucking awesome! With all the exercise you're getting, I hope you're drinking plenty of water. The special stuff, with "carbon ions". (spasms of laughter ensue) I was laughing so hard I misspelled. [Edited 12/18/06 19:33pm] 
I'll take a hammer to you in a minute if you don't let me finish the job on Dance! Besides, I drink Carbonated water anways. | |
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Spookymuffin said: xplnyrslf said: With all the exercise you're getting, I hope you're drinking plenty of water. The special stuff, with "carbon ions". (spasms of laughter ensue) I was laughing so hard I misspelled. [Edited 12/18/06 19:33pm]
I'll take a hammer to you in a minute if you don't let me finish the job on Dance! Besides, I drink Carbonated water anways. Ur not done? Finish me off baby Lets take it to another level  | |
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DanceWme said: Spookymuffin said:
I'll take a hammer to you in a minute if you don't let me finish the job on Dance! Besides, I drink Carbonated water anways. Ur not done? Finish me off baby Lets take it to another level Oh GOD! I've always wanted to fuck a girl with freshly missing limbs.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: DanceWme said: Ur not done? Finish me off baby Lets take it to another level Oh GOD! I've always wanted to fuck a girl with freshly missing limbs. oh my goodness | |
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Spookymuffin said: xplnyrslf said: With all the exercise you're getting, I hope you're drinking plenty of water. The special stuff, with "carbon ions". (spasms of laughter ensue) I was laughing so hard I misspelled. [Edited 12/18/06 19:33pm]
I'll take a hammer to you in a minute if you don't let me finish the job on Dance! Besides, I drink Carbonated water anways. Whats the deal with you? Are you diddling two different chicks on two different threads? 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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LordEvil said: Spookymuffin said:
I'll take a hammer to you in a minute if you don't let me finish the job on Dance! Besides, I drink Carbonated water anways. Whats the deal with you? Are you diddling two different chicks on two different threads? What can I say? I'm a popular guy. | |
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DanceWme said: Spookymuffin said: Oh GOD! I've always wanted to fuck a girl with freshly missing limbs. oh my goodness Even better if the chainsaw's still revving on the ground next to your foot. | |
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Spookymuffin said: LordEvil said: Whats the deal with you? Are you diddling two different chicks on two different threads? What can I say? I'm a popular guy. now I'm pissed I have been here a week and I haven't diddled any [Edited 12/18/06 19:39pm] 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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Spookymuffin said: DanceWme said: oh my goodness Even better if the chainsaw's still revving on the ground next to your foot. ok spooky..Im done! This shit is too creepy for me now
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LordEvil said: Spookymuffin said:
I'll take a hammer to you in a minute if you don't let me finish the job on Dance! Besides, I drink Carbonated water anways. Whats the deal with you? Are you diddling two different chicks on two different threads? | |
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Spookymuffin said: xplnyrslf said: With all the exercise you're getting, I hope you're drinking plenty of water. The special stuff, with "carbon ions". (spasms of laughter ensue) I was laughing so hard I misspelled. [Edited 12/18/06 19:33pm]
I'll take a hammer to you in a minute if you don't let me finish the job on Dance! Besides, I drink Carbonated water anways. Not carbonated water. Spooky's own special straight from the BBC "ionized carbon" water. It's a special blend of H2O and carbon even tho its against scientific principle. It's unique.... spasms of laughter ensue... | |
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