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For Zeus' Sake! As I recall, in mythology, it was Zeus running around, taking the form of a bull (among other things, but let's focus on the bull for now...) to get women to have sex with him.
Why would a woman wish to have sex with a bull? Why would being a bull be so appealing they'd make stories of Zeus dressing as one to get some? Can you imagine Greek women out in a field somewhere with a bull, thinking it's Zeus? -------
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Nep2nes said: (Snippety snip - Ian)
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A bull is a very strong symbol of masculinity.
Ill pass on the bull though...  | |
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... never mind the bull story ... what about the fact his wedding night lasted for 300 years! ... pass the  someone please | |
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That's becasue he had the stamina of a bull  | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Nep2nes said: (Snippety snip - Ian)
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theC said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Nep2nes said: (Snippety snip - Ian)
(Snip - inflammatory comment removed - Ian) theC Shoulda got the whole inflammatory comment.  -------
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Play nice kiddies, and poor ol' Ian will be saved the hassle of trawling through threads with his virtual Prince.org scissors snipping out all the nasty bits  | |
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ian said: Play nice kiddies, and poor ol' Ian will be saved the hassle of trawling through threads with his virtual Prince.org scissors snipping out all the nasty bits
I'm trying, Ian dear, I'm trying. -------
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ian said: Play nice kiddies, and poor ol' Ian will be saved the hassle of trawling through threads with his virtual Prince.org scissors snipping out all the nasty bits
don't run with those scissors now, dahling...  | |
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ian said: Play nice kiddies, and poor ol' Ian will be saved the hassle of trawling through threads with his virtual Prince.org scissors snipping out all the nasty bits
If I had scissors I would go back in2 the OLD GD forum and have a heyday with battier's comments about me. 
But I c ian has made his grand entrance as moderator...after being gone whilst the gang of ice9 and battier spat poor insults at me. Something does not compute. | |
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Nep2nes said: ian said: Play nice kiddies, and poor ol' Ian will be saved the hassle of trawling through threads with his virtual Prince.org scissors snipping out all the nasty bits
If I had scissors I would go back in2 the OLD GD forum and have a heyday with battier's comments about me.
But I c ian has made his grand entrance as moderator...after being gone whilst the gang of ice9 and battier spat poor insults at me. Something does not compute. Go on, have a heyday, darling. You know I adore you! And, mind you, if you mill through this forum, you'll not find an insult directed from me to you. You're crying about days of old, in which, you STILL started it. You start things, and then bitch. And that's not criticizing a person, that's criticizing her retarded ideas. Lord knows, I adore this Nep2nes, and hope to grow up to be JUST like her!  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: And, mind you, if you mill through this forum, you'll not find an insult directed from me to you. You're crying about days of old, in which, you STILL started it. That's just not true. If I want 2 discuss serious issues with people maybe u should have butted out of those serious threads instead of injecting ur lame humor and condescending tone with me, in particular, while I was trying 2 discuss grown-up things. U never wanted 2 take part in those discussions until u saw ice9 doing it so please...cut the crap. U r the ultimate poser. I'm sure u, ice9, and bkw had fun while it lasted and I'm sure u feel like a real woman with all these buffoons ur buddying up with----- BUT, u really didnt have 2 make me the target of ur elementary school humor. OK? Payback is a motherfucker. [This message was edited Sun Sep 1 13:34:56 PDT 2002 by Nep2nes] | |
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This is Bull-shit.  "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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  <--- Bull shit! | |
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Nep2nes said: U r the ultimate poser.
BWAHAHAHA!!! Lets have an org vote on who is the biggest POSER on this site. You will be odds on favourite for that award deary. I'm sure u, ice9, and bkw had fun while it lasted and I'm sure u feel like a real woman with all these buffoons ur buddying up with
Buffoon now...lol. Why do Ice and myself get dragged into to your silly tirades aghianst Battier? You really think there is a conspiracy dont you? Payback is a motherfucker.
It may well be. Let us know if you ever pay anyone back successfully. Your comebacks are as lame as they get. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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We're supposed to be talking about Zeus taking the form of a bull to knock up women. Don't you people pay any attention? -------
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I'm locking this thread.
Nep2nes and BattierByMyDaddy - take it to private email or Orgnotes. I haven't got time in the day to deal with this stupid feud between the two of you. About your point Nep2nes - If you have problems with someone attacking you on this site, report the post to the moderators and I or the others will deal with it fairly in the same way we do without everyone else. You've not reported anything (since the new rules came into effect) regarding those people you mentioned. | |
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