I got Natisse to swear and beg for gay porn.

I made Isten's internet go KERPLOINK.

I outbittered July. Which is kinda easy, of course. Cuz he is a goody two-shoes. To men. I suppose he is a poem-spewing barracude to ladies.

I did not get Spats to say 'woof', but Spooky did. But Spooky is like the aunt your father had with your sister; he'd do anything.

I suppose Spats is somebody having a great laugh at us. And rightfully so. We're sad.

But I love sad, bitter, lonely people like myself. So I feel right at home. If I had time I would have photowhored myself, but I am kinda tired. I was just here until my phone recharged, as it is supposed to wake me up REALLY early sundaymorning.

Which is when we will all sing songs to Muse. As it is her birthday. I love that woman. She is no-nonsense, kick-ass kinda gal.

So there, I rock. You rock. We rock. The entire planet rocks.

Like planet rock
We just dont stop
We're gonna drive you nuts

Dont touch that radio.
Dont touch that radio.
Dont touch that knooooob.

G'night.

Please remind Natisse she needs vodka.

Have you been playing again?

ellieadore said:

I am a puppy-shredding monster.

HamsterHuey said:

Oh fuck you! You didn't get me into anything






















yet

Spookymuffin said:

Making Natisse swear is easy, I realise. Most people from former penal colonies can't help themselves.

Lemme just say it once; islanders are crazy.

AndGodCreatedMe said:

I made AGCM say that I purred her ass.

She'd wish.

HamsterHuey said:

ok


i mean : OK


go to bed now!

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Oh, NOW I can go...

awright.

I am off to dream about Thurston playing some more guitar for me. And Kim doing more pirhouettes.

HAHAHAHHAHAA!!!




Natisse, you naughty girl!!!!


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

She was making bets too.

She is corrupted.

you scare me ...

and I am certian you dont like me much

anyway

what the fuck?

Herman was on a roooooll tonight

and Anyways, you DO indeed rock and I love ya

HamsterHuey said:

HamsterHuey said:

HamsterHuey said:

You can still make it. You have all the time in the world.

Mach said:

Insecure people to THAT side, please.



That we don't talk much is not cuz I don't like you. It's cuz 'I ain't got no time, I ain't got no time' (what song is that from?)

Anyways. I am not scary. Really. Where do people get that idea from? I am a lamb.

scififilmnerd said:

Ha! You just have heard stories about the jockstrap pic and wanna cash in!

Natisse NEEDS to be corrupted.

jerseykrs said:

It's all in there already. We just need to unlock the inner evil in Natisse.

HamsterHuey said:

EXACTLY!!!

drink from the sinners chalice Natisse!

jerseykrs said:

She can't while Dan is holding onto it.

HamsterHuey said:

he's no sinner

jerseykrs said:

He is dating women. That is evil from where I am standing.

FYI; I am standing in the middle of Gayville, on Faggot Avenue, corner of Pink Flamingo st.