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Printablejerseykrs said: bucketofbouncyballs said: i process loans for the bank of newyork adn jp morgan chase bank also I deal with a lot of notarys process me a loan! get one with the bank of ny and ill call your ass and be like "hi lovvvvverrrrr i need a utility billlll and your tax returns so I can rub all over my body!" | |
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Spookymuffin said: bucketofbouncyballs said: anyone seen that commercial where the guy goes nuts and uses the keyboard to beat the santa toy thing...that would be so me. Everyones desks are decorated with those fake ass green things except mine. I got this girl in trouble because she was spraying that lysol crap with pine tree scent and im like WTF!? A. IT SMELLS LIKE A TAXI CAB AND B. I THINK IM GETTING AN ALLERGIC REACTION!!! and she was like oh no you're not its to smell the christmas spirit...so I go to my boss and was like "WELL THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT IS SEEPING INTO MY SKIN AND I THINK ITS FORMING PUSS BALLS ON MY BACK...IM PROBABLY DYING AND I DONT KNOW IT...THIS IS UNCALLED FOR..." so she got in trouble and isn't allowed to spray that christmas spirit crap anywhere.  you're like me.Full of shit?  | |
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CinisterCee said: Spookymuffin said: you're like me.Full of shit? bitter much? | |
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bucketofbouncyballs said: jerseykrs said: process me a loan! get one with the bank of ny and ill call your ass and be like "hi lovvvvverrrrr i need a utility billlll and your tax returns so I can rub all over my body!"  | |
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bucketofbouncyballs said: CinisterCee said: Full of shit? bitter much? bucketofbouncyballs said: i mutter loud enough so she can hear..."I hate christmas I wish santa would crash into a tree and burst into flames with his got damn reindeers" | |
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CinisterCee said:[quote] bucketofbouncyballs said: bucketofbouncyballs said: i mutter loud enough so she can hear..."I hate christmas I wish santa would crash into a tree and burst into flames with his got damn reindeers" ...thats not being bitter...thats being sarcastic. I'm not going to even touch this any further. The argument is quite pointless. | |
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CinisterCee said: Spookymuffin said: you're like me.Full of shit? | |
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 where the hell do you work at that this kinda shit happens... a reindeer and you're going to pull a grown ass man around in a chair made up to resemble sleigh. okay, how many people are on this team and how did you get to be the lucky person because call me Scrooge but I'll be damn, antlers AND a big red nose... don't you let them dress you up like that and wait... somebodies going to be taking pictures I'm sure, right? You might wanna consider this. | |
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NAnomaly said: where the hell do you work at that this kinda shit happens... a reindeer and you're going to pull a grown ass man around in a chair made up to resemble sleigh. okay, how many people are on this team and how did you get to be the lucky person because call me Scrooge but I'll be damn, antlers AND a big red nose... don't you let them dress you up like that and wait... somebodies going to be taking pictures I'm sure, right? You might wanna consider this.For reals. I think I would disappear that day. | |
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CinisterCee said: NAnomaly said: where the hell do you work at that this kinda shit happens... a reindeer and you're going to pull a grown ass man around in a chair made up to resemble sleigh. okay, how many people are on this team and how did you get to be the lucky person because call me Scrooge but I'll be damn, antlers AND a big red nose... don't you let them dress you up like that and wait... somebodies going to be taking pictures I'm sure, right? You might wanna consider this.For reals. I think I would disappear that day. okaaayy, for real  | |
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NAnomaly said: CinisterCee said: For reals. I think I would disappear that day. okaaayy, for real I'm gonna call in sick on Tuesday as a show of support for CarrieMpls! | |
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CarrieMpls said: Do they make you do this crap at your workplace? I feel like an extra from The Office.
That does sound like something from that show! | |
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CinisterCee said: NAnomaly said: okaaayy, for real I'm gonna call in sick on Tuesday as a show of support for CarrieMpls!We all should call in sick in support of CarrieMpls! of course...i'm already on vacation  | |
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CinisterCee said: NAnomaly said: where the hell do you work at that this kinda shit happens... a reindeer and you're going to pull a grown ass man around in a chair made up to resemble sleigh. okay, how many people are on this team and how did you get to be the lucky person because call me Scrooge but I'll be damn, antlers AND a big red nose... don't you let them dress you up like that and wait... somebodies going to be taking pictures I'm sure, right? You might wanna consider this.For reals. I think I would disappear that day. oh, I could NOT participate if I really, really didn't want to, but then I wouldn't be a 'team player' and they all think this is a great, fun idea. You know yesterday I also was innocently minding my business having lunch by myself for some much needed time away from everyone when a group of co-workers who happened to be sitting down to lunch together spotted me and the manager of my entire division waved me over. If it was just the rest of them I could have continued on my lunch in peace and said 'no thanks', but you don't shrug off an invitation from someone 3 levels above you. You look standoffish and aloof and that's never good in a coroporate environment. Oh, the games you have to play.  |
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CinisterCee said: NAnomaly said: okaaayy, for real I'm gonna call in sick on Tuesday as a show of support for CarrieMpls!
Thanks, I appreciate your support.  |
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If they pulled that shit on me, I'll start my Buddhist diatribe. | |
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Imago said:
If they pulled that shit on me, I'll start my Buddhist diatribe. but then they would make you dress up as the Buddah in the name of diversity.  | |
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JasmineFire said: Imago said:
If they pulled that shit on me, I'll start my Buddhist diatribe. but then they would make you dress up as the Buddah in the name of diversity. Then I'd tell them I worshiped Eros, god of sweet sweet NAAAASTAAAAY LOVE!!!  | |
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JasmineFire said: Imago said:
If they pulled that shit on me, I'll start my Buddhist diatribe. but then they would make you dress up as the Buddah in the name of diversity. omg. sooooo true. |
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CarrieMpls said: I 'get' to be a reindeer pulling the whole thing. With antlers and a big red nose.
Pics please | |
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Reincarnate said: CarrieMpls said: I 'get' to be a reindeer pulling the whole thing. With antlers and a big red nose.
Pics please I'm sure there will be plenty taken for our division newsletter. |
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CarrieMpls said: Reincarnate said: Pics please I'm sure there will be plenty taken for our division newsletter.  | |
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Imago said: JasmineFire said: but then they would make you dress up as the Buddah in the name of diversity. Then I'd tell them I worshiped Eros, god of sweet sweet NAAAASTAAAAY LOVE!!! then they would just pat you on the head and make you dress like an elf. | |
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I would flat out refuse to do it. There's a difference between "crazy fun" and "humiliation".  | |
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bucketofbouncyballs said: LOL I'm known as the grinch at my office. I flipped out cause for 15 days straight they have been playing the same exact christmas cds (two of them) eight hours straight...So I said I was going to sue the US and take this to the supreme court and have them ban christmas. and I said my mission this month was to make jolly people cry. and this girl is always so got damn giddy and shes like...oh i love christmas...and immediately i mutter loud enough so she can hear..."I hate christmas I wish santa would crash into a tree and burst into flames with his got damn reindeers" .....I'm not really liked in my office. I love it tho.
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You gotta look at the bright side of it, Carrie. Maybe it'll actually turn out to be fun. 
(But personally, I wouldn't dress up like a reindeer. I never liked costume balls or dressing up as anything or anyone but myself.  ) FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
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Oooooohhh, lame. Lame lame lame.
I'd never survive in corporate America. I'd be all, "No. Sorry, no. Actually, I'm not sorry, just no. And I'm eating lunch by my own damn self thank you very much." oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Oooooohhh, lame. Lame lame lame.
I'd never survive in corporate America. I'd be all, "No. Sorry, no. Actually, I'm not sorry, just no. And I'm eating lunch by my own damn self thank you very much." I'm in corporate America and considered a team player but it is well known that there's a line for me and some shit I'm just not going to do, we have the "team building" bullshit at my office as well...I don't make all of them. | |
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bucketofbouncyballs said: LOL I'm known as the grinch at my office. I flipped out cause for 15 days straight they have been playing the same exact christmas cds (two of them) eight hours straight...So I said I was going to sue the US and take this to the supreme court and have them ban christmas. and I said my mission this month was to make jolly people cry. and this girl is always so got damn giddy and shes like...oh i love christmas...and immediately i mutter loud enough so she can hear..."I hate christmas I wish santa would crash into a tree and burst into flames with his got damn reindeers" .....I'm not really liked in my office. I love it tho.
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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CarrieMpls said: So on Tuesday of next week I'm gonna be a reindeer.
All next week is 'holiday fun week' at work and on Tuesday we are having a parade of 'floats'. The floats are made out of office chairs. We're allowed one 'rider' and one 'pusher' and we can't ruin the chair, but everything else is fair game. So my team is making a big cardboard sleigh trimmed with garland and glitter and working lights and we're gonna have a guy in a santa suit riding in the chair and I 'get' to be a reindeer pulling the whole thing. With antlers and a big red nose. Note to self....call broker monday...sell Target stock asap. 
Do they make you do this crap at your workplace? I feel like an extra from The Office. | |
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