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I Wish ImagoBomb Would Quit Lovin On My Booty I can't even sit on a damn chair without having to push his head out of the way first. It's not right for me to have to deal with this kind of thing, especially on a holiday!
I'm fixing to outfit my ass with bug zappers. Meanwhile, I'm increasing my bean intake. That'll fix some wagons. 
Any other suggested ass defense techniques are appreciated! Is there an ass defense class I can take? | |
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Perhaps you could fashion some sort of ass-chastity belt, all armour and spikes and things. |
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CarrieMpls said: Perhaps you could fashion some sort of ass-chastity belt, all armour and spikes and things.
hmmm, an asstity belt.  | |
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Anx said: I can't even sit on a damn chair without having to push his head out of the way first. It's not right for me to have to deal with this kind of thing, especially on a holiday!
I'm fixing to outfit my ass with bug zappers. Meanwhile, I'm increasing my bean intake. That'll fix some wagons.
Any other suggested ass defense techniques are appreciated! Is there an ass defense class I can take? You could be my boyfriend!!!  | |
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It's nice though. You should be proud.  | |
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Anx said: CarrieMpls said: Perhaps you could fashion some sort of ass-chastity belt, all armour and spikes and things.
hmmm, an asstity belt. Just the accessory to let him know that he's not ready for your jelly. |
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AsianBomb777 said:
It's nice though. You should be proud. i'm afraid you think when my ass is saying no it really means maybe. i've known my precious mudflaps all my life and they doesn't play those games, spongebomb777! i feel like michael douglas in anal instinct! | |
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Anx said: spongebomb777!
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Anx said: i feel like michael douglas in anal instinct! "i'm not going to be ignored, Dan!! | |
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Anx said: AsianBomb777 said:
It's nice though. You should be proud. i'm afraid you think when my ass is saying no it really means maybe. i've known my precious mudflaps all my life and they doesn't play those games, spongebomb777! i feel like michael douglas in anal instinct! You're more like Jane Fonda in Asserella  | |
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This thread sucks ass now.  | |
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What about an Assjectomatic 2000? | |
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AsianBomb777 said:
It's nice though. You should be proud. u are so stupid....lol | |
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AsianBomb777 said: This thread sucks ass now.
you'd LIKE that! | |
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Rhondab said: AsianBomb777 said:
It's nice though. You should be proud. u are so stupid....lol God, I hope that was a backhanded compliment. | |
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AsianBomb777 said: Rhondab said: u are so stupid....lol God, I hope that was a backhanded compliment. you stupid ass mofo...how was that
rollin' eyes, hand on hips | |
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Rhondab said: AsianBomb777 said: God, I hope that was a backhanded compliment. you stupid ass mofo...how was that
rollin' eyes, hand on hips  | |
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ok...i'm laughin' too hard... | |
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take imago with you to the gym. let mr. fan shutter/tvchannelchanger try to mess with you then! | |
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purplerein said: take imago with you to the gym. let mr. fan shutter/tvchannelchanger try to mess with you then!
I wouldn't impose the horror of Mr. Gym Etiquette on even Imago! | |
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AsianBomb777 said: Rhondab said: you stupid ass mofo...how was that
rollin' eyes, hand on hips
What The FUCK??? This is the first time Dan has ever Photoshopped me! The Normal Whores Club | |
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two words...swamp ass | |
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Tom said: two words...swamp ass
Tom, we really need a Tom photo expose thread soon! | |
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Anx said: CarrieMpls said: Perhaps you could fashion some sort of ass-chastity belt, all armour and spikes and things.
hmmm, an asstity belt. A kinda cod piece, for the ASS. m MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Tom said: two words...swamp ass
it's really not the ass per se that gets swampy. it's sort of the phantom zone between the a-side and the b-side (the "taint", as laymen refer to it) that catches the most regional precipitation. :insert "the more you know" graphic here: [Edited 10/31/06 9:41am] | |
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Anx said: the more you know
...the less I wish I knew.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Anx said: the more you know
...the less I wish I knew. i'm guessing you won't be purchasing my powerpoint presentation on the subject for download then? it comes with a free scratch'n'sniff card for easy reference! | |
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Anx said: FunkMistress said: ...the less I wish I knew. i'm guessing you won't be purchasing my powerpoint presentation on the subject for download then? it comes with a free scratch'n'sniff card for easy reference! I'll be wearing a brand-new asstity belt for the occasion. On my nose. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Anx said: i'm guessing you won't be purchasing my powerpoint presentation on the subject for download then? it comes with a free scratch'n'sniff card for easy reference! I'll be wearing a brand-new asstity belt for the occasion. On my nose.  |
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