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PrintableCarrieMpls said: JasmineFire said: hey anx, there's this guy who likes me but he's a total pothead. should i do him?
I'll answer that one. NO! Potheads are bad in bed. Why cause they cum to quickly then want to watch Hogan Knows Best? 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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i think this is how i should answer customers if i ever get another horrid customer service job again  | |
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CarrieMpls said: JasmineFire said: hey anx, there's this guy who likes me but he's a total pothead. should i do him?
I'll answer that one. NO! Potheads are bad in bed. They'd rather watch cartoons and eat nachos. yeah, i'm finding that he would rather watch the simpsons and eat tacos than do most things. i'm very perplexed...i've never dealth with a man like this before. okay, carrie i'm taking your advice and will not do the pothead. | |
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JasmineFire said: CarrieMpls said: I'll answer that one. NO! Potheads are bad in bed. They'd rather watch cartoons and eat nachos. yeah, i'm finding that he would rather watch the simpsons and eat tacos than do most things. i'm very perplexed...i've never dealth with a man like this before. okay, carrie i'm taking your advice and will not do the pothead. I have a strictly no-pothead stance. Unless you're a pothead too, it's just plain silly to date them. |
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brownsugar said: Anx said: why would you want to "do" a man with a pot for a head? next thing you'll want to be getting fresh with some poor guy with bowls for hands.  the hell?!!  when i said stupid answers, i wasn't just whistling dixie up a rope! | |
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CarrieMpls said: JasmineFire said: yeah, i'm finding that he would rather watch the simpsons and eat tacos than do most things. i'm very perplexed...i've never dealth with a man like this before. okay, carrie i'm taking your advice and will not do the pothead. I have a strictly no-pothead stance. Unless you're a pothead too, it's just plain silly to date them.
ain't that the truth. the only upside was that he would invite me over after he had smoked up and he would always make me a sandwich. he could make a damn good sandwich, too. 
but then we would just watch the simpsons and then he would get kinda sleepy.  | |
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coolcat said: How do I attain cosmic enlightenment?
glue macaroni on a paper plate in fun shapes. you will not attain this enlightenment of which you speak, but you can make a really cute panda mask and wear it to work and be very popular. how they'll laugh and point. won't that be nice? | |
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hey anx...are you ever going to rerun a myspace survey again? | |
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JasmineFire said: hey anx...are you ever going to rerun a myspace survey again?
you're just jealous of my early onset of senility. | |
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Anx said: JasmineFire said: hey anx...are you ever going to rerun a myspace survey again?
you're just jealous of my early onset of senility. 
it's amazing how you can read my mind so well. | |
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Anx said: brownsugar said: the hell?!! when i said stupid answers, i wasn't just whistling dixie up a rope! well at least he'll usefull enough at christmas parties | |
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If your in bed with a girl that farts so bad that your eyes begin to water, do you tell her your eyes are watering because you love her or because she smells like a pig crawled up her ass and died? 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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Anx, if  came back as a dolphin, would U listen 2 me then? | |
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CinisterCee said: Anx, if
came back as a dolphin, would U listen 2 me then?come again? | |
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LordEvil said: If your in bed with a girl that farts so bad that your eyes begin to water, do you tell her your eyes are watering because you love her or because she smells like a pig crawled up her ass and died?
you tell her that you love her more than the pig that crawled up her ass and died, though you'd be lying but she doesn't have to know that. pigs are really sweet, and you miss them when they crawl up asses and die.  | |
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Anx said: LordEvil said: If your in bed with a girl that farts so bad that your eyes begin to water, do you tell her your eyes are watering because you love her or because she smells like a pig crawled up her ass and died?
you tell her that you love her more than the pig that crawled up her ass and died, though you'd be lying but she doesn't have to know that. pigs are really sweet, and you miss them when they crawl up asses and die.  | |
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When Monkey's fly out of my butt, how do I put them back in?  23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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Anx said: jerseykrs said: I asked three questions and didn't even get one stupid answer. So reported.
 your questions were so banal that they broke the org when i tried to answer them. GOOD ONE. but here are your answers three anydamnway: 1. so gay. 2. put a coin in the fountain and make a wish. wait. actually, how many coins do you have? 3. so gay. that's only ONE stupid answer! | |
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Well what am I supposed to do now? That's what I'd like to know. | |
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Answer me, Anx!!! | |
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Didn't answer mine either  Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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should i start smoking again its been 8 weeks sinse i lasted sparked up cigar pipe or ciggerette | |
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live4lust said: Answer me, Anx!!!
looks like mr doody head was just a big, windy bag full of empty promises after all. "ask me a question and get a stupid answer" my ass. more like, "ask me a question and listen to the echoes of your voice cause that's ALLLLlll you gonna get baby" | |
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XxAxX said: live4lust said: Answer me, Anx!!!
looks like mr doody head was just a big, windy bag full of empty promises after all. "ask me a question and get a stupid answer" my ass. more like, "ask me a question and listen to the echoes of your voice cause that's ALLLLlll you gonna get baby" Check out the big ego on Anx.  | |
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Anx, when you started this thread, were you in an especially cruel mood? | |
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Are you jingling merrily? No More Haters on the Internet. |
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littlemissG said: Are you jingling merrily?
There are some of us that don'tt want to know the answer to that 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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JasmineFire said: CarrieMpls said: I have a strictly no-pothead stance. Unless you're a pothead too, it's just plain silly to date them.
ain't that the truth. the only upside was that he would invite me over after he had smoked up and he would always make me a sandwich. he could make a damn good sandwich, too.
but then we would just watch the simpsons and then he would get kinda sleepy. can u please give him my #  | |
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