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PrintableAnx said: 
I'm serious, people. If you have a question and you want the most inane, logic-free, banal answer possible, go ahead and ask. If I can't give you a stupid enough answer, I have many resources and an entire team of dumbasses to offer a wide array of inept answers. So. Go ahead. Ask me something real smart and I'll do my worst to answer it as dumb-like as I possibly can't. if i swallow my gum, will it get all wrapped around my internal organs and kill me? | |
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Anx said: SHANNA said: 
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood. You fEEl mE?  Anx  But you answered your own question. Unless that question about fEEling yOu is the new question. Well, to answer that, if I had feelings, I would feel you. Same if I had antennae.   | |
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Can u post that Susan pic again so I can laugh? | |
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Should I stay or should I go?  Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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I *hate* this thread. | |
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Imago said: I *hate* this thread.
Questions usually end with one of these: "?" | |
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Will Dan like the Christmas gift I bought for him?
Will I get some play in 2007? What's the half life of Cesium? | |
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Imago said: I *hate* this thread.
Anx, can I give Imago some pussy or something to help that? | |
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Why is water wet? | |
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Huh? What? | |
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Will talking on my cell phone scramble my brain?
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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how do you keep an idiot in suspense? | |
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XxAxX said: Anx said:
I'm serious, people. If you have a question and you want the most inane, logic-free, banal answer possible, go ahead and ask. If I can't give you a stupid enough answer, I have many resources and an entire team of dumbasses to offer a wide array of inept answers. So. Go ahead. Ask me something real smart and I'll do my worst to answer it as dumb-like as I possibly can't. if i swallow my gum, will it get all wrapped around my internal organs and kill me? look. i've invested valuable seconds of my life force in this post and i want my stupid answer. the entire ORG knows you can kick out a 50,000 plus word novel in a month so pffft~! nothing simpler for you than to provide the promised stupid answer to my question above. thanks in advance. yrs trly. x | |
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Why does it burn? My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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Santa is an anargram of Satan, does that concern you? All you others say Hell Yea!!  | |
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why are my cheeks red? | |
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If a plane flying from New York going to Las Vegas full of people going to 3121 and a plane flying from Chicago going to Las Vegas full of people going to 3121 how many of them watch "Hogan Knows Best"? 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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ahhhh.....hello  23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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I asked three questions and didn't even get one stupid answer. So reported.  | |
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jerseykrs said: I asked three questions and didn't even get one stupid answer. So reported.
that's because no one loves you. not even punky bruiser. | |
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jerseykrs said: I asked three questions and didn't even get one stupid answer. So reported.
your questions were so banal that they broke the org when i tried to answer them. GOOD ONE. but here are your answers three anydamnway: 1. so gay. 2. put a coin in the fountain and make a wish. wait. actually, how many coins do you have? 3. so gay. | |
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hey anx, there's this guy who likes me but he's a total pothead. should i do him? | |
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Ahhh can I get my question answered? 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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JasmineFire said: hey anx, there's this guy who likes me but he's a total pothead. should i do him?
why would you want to "do" a man with a pot for a head? next thing you'll want to be getting fresh with some poor guy with bowls for hands.  | |
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JasmineFire said: hey anx, there's this guy who likes me but he's a total pothead. should i do him?
I'll answer that one. NO! Potheads are bad in bed. They'd rather watch cartoons and eat nachos. |
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Anx said: JasmineFire said: hey anx, there's this guy who likes me but he's a total pothead. should i do him?
why would you want to "do" a man with a pot for a head? next thing you'll want to be getting fresh with some poor guy with bowls for hands.
okay..that's going to be my signature now! | |
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How do I attain cosmic enlightenment? | |
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Anx said: JasmineFire said: hey anx, there's this guy who likes me but he's a total pothead. should i do him?
why would you want to "do" a man with a pot for a head? next thing you'll want to be getting fresh with some poor guy with bowls for hands. the hell?!! | |
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