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PrintableAnx said: IrresistibleB1tch said: where does one find a team of dumbasses? and have you considered entering it in the Iditerod?
having posted on the org for however many years now, i have no idea where you could find a team of dumbasses. no clue at all. and yes, we are training for the Idiotrod. who's going to be your lead dumbass? | |
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Cloudbuster said: This is more fun than facial herpes.
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Anx said: having posted on the org for however many years now, i have no idea where you could find a team of dumbasses. no clue at all. and yes, we are training for the Idiotrod. who's going to be your lead dumbass? I think a lead dumbass would be pretty impractical, don't you? Maybe a plaster of paris or even a wooden dumbass could serve some kind of purpose. But lead? What are we going to do, use it for a pencil? I wonder where you get your ideas. | |
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Cloudbuster said: omg, it's really starting to freak me out now. 
But I can't stop looking! |
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Cloudbuster said: don't make me bust out the bitch and the llama.  | |
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Anx said: IrresistibleB1tch said: who's going to be your lead dumbass? I think a lead dumbass would be pretty impractical, don't you? Maybe a plaster of paris or even a wooden dumbass could serve some kind of purpose. But lead? What are we going to do, use it for a pencil? I wonder where you get your ideas.  WE're asking the questions here! [Edited 12/15/06 8:21am] | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Anx said: I think a lead dumbass would be pretty impractical, don't you? Maybe a plaster of paris or even a wooden dumbass could serve some kind of purpose. But lead? What are we going to do, use it for a pencil? I wonder where you get your ideas. WE're asking the questions here!
[Edited 12/15/06 8:21am] i was just wondering. i have every right to wonder. i am wonderful. you walk around full of lead and i walk around full of wonder. and delight. i am agog with awe, and you? lead. cold, flinty lead. i feel as if i need a cloak of protection now. i feel exposed to danger. | |
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Anx said: IrresistibleB1tch said: WE're asking the questions here!
[Edited 12/15/06 8:21am] i was just wondering. i have every right to wonder. i am wonderful. you walk around full of lead and i walk around full of wonder. and delight. i am agog with awe, and you? lead. cold, flinty lead. i feel as if i need a cloak of protection now. i feel exposed to danger. try licking some paint.  i hear that helps. | |
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Anx said: Mach said: 
YULE 
 look, i don't care if you graduated from harvard - these are special times so you better light a goddamn bayberry candle and celebrate the virgin birth of santa claus right damn NOW. 
is it okay if i use that as my signature? i usually don't like to quote other orgers but your statement really sums up the holiday season. merry christmas. | |
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Hi Anx  man Im glad you made this thread...I do have a question even my sharp crackhead like mind cannot figure out...Ok here it goes...
I bought my son a happy meal the other day...my question is if they were called "sad meals" would kids still buy them? And a related question is what if the toys inside were equally depressing? Like instead of that toy from the movie Cars they just give kids anti depressant medication? Thank you for your time...I know your a busy man. clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Anx said: i was just wondering. i have every right to wonder. i am wonderful. you walk around full of lead and i walk around full of wonder. and delight. i am agog with awe, and you? lead. cold, flinty lead. i feel as if i need a cloak of protection now. i feel exposed to danger.
try licking my tits. i hear that helps.  | |
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Cloudbuster said: IrresistibleB1tch said: try licking my tits. i hear that helps. talk about "agog with awe"... | |
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Anx said: Mach said:
YULE
look, i don't care if you graduated from harvard - these are special times so you better light a goddamn bayberry candle and celebrate the virgin birth of santa claus right damn NOW. 
I just laughed so hard ..I am printing that out and putting it someplace I can read it often during the YULE season
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JasmineFire said: Anx said: look, i don't care if you graduated from harvard - these are special times so you better light a goddamn bayberry candle and celebrate the virgin birth of santa claus right damn NOW.
is it okay if i use that as my signature? i usually don't like to quote other orgers but your statement really sums up the holiday season. merry christmas.quote away! | |
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What should I get my wife for Christmas? | |
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JasmineFire said: Anx said: look, i don't care if you graduated from harvard - these are special times so you better light a goddamn bayberry candle and celebrate the virgin birth of santa claus right damn NOW.
is it okay if i use that as my signature? i usually don't like to quote other orgers but your statement really sums up the holiday season. merry christmas.
I just did | |
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Sinister said: Hi Anx
man Im glad you made this thread...I do have a question even my sharp crackhead like mind cannot figure out...Ok here it goes...
I bought my son a happy meal the other day...my question is if they were called "sad meals" would kids still buy them? And a related question is what if the toys inside were equally depressing? Like instead of that toy from the movie Cars they just give kids anti depressant medication? Thank you for your time...I know your a busy man. my mother always bought me ennui meals. a single serve pack of saltines in a wet paper bag. she'd make me save the saltines in a special drawer and then give the wet bag back so she could store meat in it. i would get so excited, sitting there with my face in my hands with my ennui meals. 
personally, i think all children's meals should be served with a one-hitter on the side. it makes them quieter when you put them back in the cellar. | |
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Cloudbuster said: What should I get my wife for Christmas?
Yes, that's a very good idea! I say GO FOR IT! | |
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Mach said: JasmineFire said:
is it okay if i use that as my signature? i usually don't like to quote other orgers but your statement really sums up the holiday season. merry christmas.
I just did That's not a question, MA'AM. | |
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i can't think of a stupid enough question. what should i do? | |
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Anx said: Mach said:
I just did That's not a question, MA'AM.  | |
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Heiress said: i can't think of a stupid enough question. what should i do?
If you're not dumb enough to have the stuff to ask a stupid question, you're never going to not make it in a world where not enough is just the same as too much, which is sad in that it's not really an issue at all. I hope you learned a lesson from this, because I sure didn't. | |
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Anx said: Heiress said: i can't think of a stupid enough question. what should i do?
If you're not dumb enough to have the stuff to ask a stupid question, you're never going to not make it in a world where not enough is just the same as too much, which is sad in that it's not really an issue at all. I hope you learned a lesson from this, because I sure didn't. how about if i just end it all right now? | |
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Anx said: SHANNA said: Anx, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Your question lacked any trace of the letter E, so I cannot in good faith answer it.
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood. You fEEl mE? Anx  | |
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Heiress said: Anx said: If you're not dumb enough to have the stuff to ask a stupid question, you're never going to not make it in a world where not enough is just the same as too much, which is sad in that it's not really an issue at all. I hope you learned a lesson from this, because I sure didn't. how about if i just end it all right now? no, end it later. procrastinate a little. it's the weekend. go buy some pants. | |
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SHANNA said: Anx said: Your question lacked any trace of the letter E, so I cannot in good faith answer it.
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood. You fEEl mE? Anx But you answered your own question. Unless that question about fEEling yOu is the new question. Well, to answer that, if I had feelings, I would feel you. Same if I had antennae. | |
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