2the9s said:

And you aren't worth half of that!

Imago said:

snap. snap.

brownsugar said:

Oh God Damn!!!


During my poor years, I would buy Surf thinking that was as upscale as I could get, but never never could I shell out the extra dough for Tide

DanceWme said:

I'm sorry but I love 2the9s!

That motherfucker is so damned funny sometimes. I swear, he's like the best and the worst of the org rolled into one hilarious whiteboy package!

Monday-Sunday panties from Kmart in acrylic. from parents, all they could afford in the early 60's..... MORE than make up for it now. Hubby has bought me Valentino when in Italy.

Imago said:

i used to love how surf smelled, but it started to make me break out so bad my skin resembled bubble wrap, so after that got boring i had to stop.

One year, me and my love, quite poor at the time, could only spend 5 dollars on eachother for christmas. It's now known as the dollar tree christmas.

Anx said:

I actually have a rash on my elbow I can't figure out. I scratched it to the point of causing it to bleed and now it's got scabs.

And I fucking hate elbows to begin with


Maybe it's the detergent I'm using

I bought this new washer/dryer set this summer and start using the new High-Efficiency Tide (Whatever the hell that is) just about a week and a half ago, and that's about the time I started getting that stupid rash.

My supervisor decided for xmas this year she is going to pay for another co-worker who teaches jewelry making/design on the side to lead a jewelry making workshop for my department...but we have to buy our own stones/gems.

So it's simultaneously cheap (b/c she is making us pay for part of it) and expensive (b/c we have to pay for our own holiday gift). I always wear the same earrings & ring, and I don't want (nor do I have the money) to spend money on a bunch of stones & shit. If I had to spend money on my own gift, I'd rather buy something I'd actually enjoy/use, like some Prince vinyl or books.

Imago said:

scabs


if it was your detergent, you'd know it. and it wouldn't just be on your elbow.

Imago said:

Check the amount of detergent you need to put in the wash. It may be concentrated and you're adding too much. Otherwise, go back to your previous stuff. Scabby elbows are so unattractive. Looks like scirrhosis(sp?)

Anx said:

I don't believe you.

Send me photos.

orgnote me.

xplnyrslf said:

Thanks!

I normally never get rashes over anything. I'm not even allergic to poison ivy.

But about 1.5 weeks ago, I started getting this stupid rash on my elbow.
Only my right elbow too.

Imago said:

Does it have red bumps on it?

Imago said:

DanceWme said:

My left elbow was really dry once. Only the left. I think it was because I leaned on it everyday.

I got some Olay Quench and I was cured

ThreadCula said:

I hate dry skin
But its weird he only has it on one elbow

DanceWme said:

That's kind of personal.


It was a dry scap. Like the skin was rubbing on something.





Wait

I think it's coming from my car. I rest my right elbow on the leather arm rest that seperates the two car seats on my car. I remember noticing the rash when I had it rested on the seat one day. I had just gotten out of the gym and was stil sweaty.

I think what is happening is that I'm leaving the gym sweaty and placing my elbow on that rest, and it's rubbing the skin the same way your feet used to at the skating rink, but instead of getting a blister, I'm getting a rash.

And that would explain why it is only my right elbow. Though it doesn't explain the correlation in the time line with the Tide.

I've really taken this I-have-a-rash theme too far.

DanceWme said:

ugh, dry skin can be way worse than a rash. i have to use this curel stuff called CALMING CREAM to keep myself from scratching my skin off like that dude in poltergeist.

Imago said:

DanceWme said:

As a token of appreciation, you're going in my signature

Imago said:

I love U and Ur rash!

DanceWme said:

Anx has never thanked me for a single booty line.

Imago said:

Imago said:

BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FLYING F


it's cuz i'm too bashful

Anx said:

Dude, you shouldn't be bashful! That ass is like a true painting!
And I'm not using it in that weird sex fetish crap context either.

probably not the cheapest monitarily speaking
but it was the most useless

my sister (the one i'm not very close to) gave me
one of those do-hickies that you find next to the cash register this time of year



so instead of of spending a couple of minutes removing ice and snow from my windshield
i should take at least 20 minutes to use this hunk of plastic to melt the ice and snow off

getting one bottle of the stuff is decent.
getting one bottle of the chit for about 3 christmases in a row is cheap as all fuck.

worst thing about it is that i don't even wear perfume to begin with.

It wasn't cheap probably, and the airmail would have been quite a bit, but I was 12 I got this LP





WTF!!!! I was so mad I nearly broke it in half when I opened it

ZombieKitten said:

did they suck that bad?