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Sex With A Kangaroo To quote luv4u: "Sick, sick, sick - very similar thread "sex with a dog". What is next??? sex with a cat??? sick!!" Well, luv4u, this is what's next!
Go on, bkw. Confess your sexual desires for kangaroos. I don't suppose any of the rest of us can say we've had sexual encounters with a marsupial, but if anyone else has a story to share, go for it! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: To quote luv4u: "Sick, sick, sick - very similar thread "sex with a dog". What is next??? sex with a cat??? sick!!" Well, luv4u, this is what's next!
Go on, bkw. Confess your sexual desires for kangaroos. I don't suppose any of the rest of us can say we've had sexual encounters with a marsupial, but if anyone else has a story to share, go for it! Oh shit, not again, I knew it. Well you might as well have sex with all wild kingdom of the world. What is the most dangerous animal you would dare to have sex with??? 
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moderatorBattierBeMyDaddy said: Go on, bkw. Confess your sexual desires for kangaroos. I don't suppose any of the rest of us can say we've had sexual encounters with a marsupial, but if anyone else has a story to share, go for it!
Those damn kangaroos are very hard to catch you know? But the end prize is worth it. That furry pouch...mmm.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Go on, bkw. Confess your sexual desires for kangaroos. I don't suppose any of the rest of us can say we've had sexual encounters with a marsupial, but if anyone else has a story to share, go for it!
Those damn kangaroos are very hard to catch you know? But the end prize is worth it. That furry pouch...mmm. oh christ i am gonna pee my pants..!!! | |
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bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Go on, bkw. Confess your sexual desires for kangaroos. I don't suppose any of the rest of us can say we've had sexual encounters with a marsupial, but if anyone else has a story to share, go for it!
Those damn kangaroos are very hard to catch you know? But the end prize is worth it. That furry pouch...mmm. I don't know how you get around the nasty kick that they would give you mate.  | |
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Sex with a panda, (well, female panda, I'm not gay yet | |
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althom said: bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Go on, bkw. Confess your sexual desires for kangaroos. I don't suppose any of the rest of us can say we've had sexual encounters with a marsupial, but if anyone else has a story to share, go for it!
Those damn kangaroos are very hard to catch you know? But the end prize is worth it. That furry pouch...mmm. I don't know how you get around the nasty kick that they would give you mate. Let's hope you're not speaking from experience althom --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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jnoel said: Sex with a panda, (well, female panda, I'm not gay yet
Nah!!! that would not be exciting. A panda is too docile, boring...
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luv4u said: jnoel said: Sex with a panda, (well, female panda, I'm not gay yet
Nah!!! that would not be exciting. A panda is too docile, boring... | |
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jnoel said: luv4u said: jnoel said: Sex with a panda, (well, female panda, I'm not gay yet
Nah!!! that would not be exciting. A panda is too docile, boring... That poor panda would be scared of you! Yes they are cute and I guess cuddly. I think the panda would just "lay there" - no fun.
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Human contact is better.  
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jnoel said: I'm not gay yet
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jnoel said: Sex with a panda, (well, female panda, I'm not gay yet
So, if i have sex with a male panda, does that make me gay?!   | |
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Wallaby or fullsize? 
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luv4u said: jnoel said: Sex with a panda, (well, female panda, I'm not gay yet
Nah!!! that would not be exciting. A panda is too docile, boring... Not if you hit it with a shovel first! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Sex with a 'roo? Hmmm...
I think Lleena has the video 2 that 1 aswell. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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bkw said: luv4u said: jnoel said: Sex with a panda, (well, female panda, I'm not gay yet
Nah!!! that would not be exciting. A panda is too docile, boring... Not if you hit it with a shovel first! No. Cuz then it would be dead wouldnt it? "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: bkw said: luv4u said: jnoel said: Sex with a panda, (well, female panda, I'm not gay yet
Nah!!! that would not be exciting. A panda is too docile, boring... Not if you hit it with a shovel first! [color=blue:02a3fb7576:a478fcbfdc]No. Cuz then it would be dead wouldnt it? No, you just hit it lightly, enough just to rile it up a little. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Oh sure, start ALL the good sex threads when I'm gone.
I just had sex with a guy who was hung like a horse! ==========================
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Boob said: Oh sure, start ALL the good sex threads when I'm gone.
I just had sex with a guy who was hung like a horse! You should start a thread then -> "Sex with a horse" When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Boob said: Oh sure, start ALL the good sex threads when I'm gone.
I just had sex with a guy who was hung like a horse! You should start a thread then -> "Sex with a horse" No... rather don't! --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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