You either love me or hate me Personally, I'm somewhere inbetween

Ask me anything. Or don't.

Hurry though, cos I've got good and plenty of my new found Prince back catalogue to get through

P.S. You guys are right. He is better than Justin Timberlake!

What does Billie smell like?

Cloudbuster said:

like honey 2 the b, bitch

Cloudbuster said:

Orgnote me your address and I'll send you the last thong thing she had on. Or a dalek

Christopher said:

Hey, how the hell do you know about that?

ChrisEvans said:

I'll take the dalek.

ChrisEvans said:

all billie's smell like that. its fact


okay i got a question for you

your on a date and your date has a big booger on hanging out her nose. and the she eats it when she thinks your not looking. but you DID see her do it. do you continue on pretending everythings fine. or do you tell her you seen and it was gross!!!or maybe you actually dont care

Cloudbuster said:

Deal!

Tell you what, how about I dress the dalek in the thong for you? Gratis?

Christopher said:

Saves me stopping at the chippy on the way home, I guess.

ChrisEvans said:

Cloudbuster said:

That's exactly what I did... thong in my left hand...

You're not ChrisEvans, you're Bumhole in disguise.

And if you are, why the fuck do you persist in looking like an idiot?

ChrisEvans said:

And what was the dalek doing with its plunger?

what's a chris evans?

Spookymuffin said:

Hmm... I'm ginger and therefore easily confused.

Do you mean "why the fuck do you persist in looking like an idiot" if I'm Chris Evans, or "why the fuck do you persist in looking like an idiot" if I'm this 'Bumhole' fellow... whoever that is?

Cloudbuster said:

Exsperminating.

purplerein said:

Prince's latest and biggest fan!

ChrisEvans said:

tell me about your childhood?

ChrisEvans said:

purplerein said:

Teasing mostly.

People would call me "Ginger nuts" "Ginger Bollocks" "Ginger Twat" "Annoying Ginger Twat".

And that wasn't just my parents! You get the idea.

I'd rather not talk about it.

ChrisEvans said:

Chris, why is your hair FUCKED?

Spookymuffin said:

Old age my friend. It will come your way too, mark my words.

Four and a half billion years into the worthy career of DNA/RNA's blind purposeless natural selective process upon this anthropic Goldilocks zone jewel outpost hanging on the wall of infinity and ginger hair still exists. Some madmen claim there is a creator. Whether it be Baal or Yahweh, Zeus or Wotan, Allah or Jehovah, you're all unconcious comedians. Unlike Evans, who's just a concious cunt.
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Number23 said:

Number23 said:

See, technically that's not a question is it?

Would you mind if I just nodded politely, whilst uttering an agreeing murmur type sound in response to your pseudo-intellectual ramble?

Mmmmmm

Who is Chris Evans anyway?

ChrisEvans said:

That's not pseudo-intellectual at all. Despite the definition of that silly term being extremely subjective and relative to the beholder, especially the 'pseudo' prefix. That's just a cowardly half-thought addon designed to put me down to order elevate your own standing, but that's what small-minded, ambitious men do. They throw scrunched paper balls at statues. I think there's a Chinese proverb which says it better than that, but I can't be bothered rummaging through my head. I'm just...completely uninspired by alternative accounts and characters. Honesty's my favourite thing in concious existence and I could talk or write about it until I starved or was dismembered by angry pious Englishmen.

However, it was indeed a ramble.

CarrieMpls said:

CHRIS EVANS


Chris Evans was born April 1, 1966, in Warrington, England. Chris' entrepreneurial zeal emerged at an early age, when he ran the local newsagents in his home town of Warrington and set up his own Kiss-o-gram and Private Detective agencies. His meteoric rise to fame has taken him from opening Timmy Mallett's mail to being one of Britain's high-profile and successful presenters.

Chris started his broadcasting career at Piccadilly Radio then moved to GLR, where his infamous Round at Chris' Saturday morning show attracted a huge cult following and he later took the format to Virgin 1215. A stint on the short-lived BSB Channel, The Power Station allowed Chris time to hone his presenting technique, until Channel 4 opted for a different type of early morning show with The BIG Breakfast. Chris dived into the nation's mornings in September 1992, spearheading the morning extravaganza alongside Gaby Roslin. From the first sitting, his name became synonymous with the television story of the decade and within weeks The BIG Breakfast topped 2 million viewers. Chris' years on the show made him a national star.

In 1993, Chris formed his own company called Ginger Productions to formulate a brand new variety show for Saturday nights, Don't Forget Your Toothbrush. Devised, written and performed by Chris, the ratings peaked at a combined 6 million viewers. News of the totally original format resulted in a global clamour for the rights, which to date have been sold to networks throughout Europe and all over the world including Australia and USA.

With Chris at its helm, Ginger Productions fast became one of the major players in entertainment production. Under the Ginger banner, Chris produced and presented a second series of Don't Forget Your Toothbrush revitalized BBC Radio One with his Radio One Breakfast Show before bowing out to concentrate on his unique end-of-the-week TV show on Channel 4, TFI Friday. TFI ran for 5 years, before finishing on 22nd December 2000 with a show hosted by Elton John.

Recently Chris has presented the breakfast show on UK Radio Aid’s day of programming for the victims of the Asian Tsunami. He also presented two programmes on BBC Radio 2 over the 2005 Easter Bank holiday and the 2005 edition of the Brit Awards and Comic Relief 2005. Chris joined Radio 2 to present his regular Saturday afternoon show in 2005 and moved on to presenting the Drivetime show in April 2006.

As Executive Producer and Writer, Chris has overall creative responsibility for all of UMTV's output. His presenting and producing credits include:

TV: The Big Breakfast (C4), Don't Forget Your Toothbrush (C4), TFI Friday (C4), Tee Time (C4), Brit Awards 1995, 1996 and 2005 (ITV1), Live With... (five), Boys and Girls (C4), Terry & Gaby (five), Johnny Vegas: 18 Stone of Idiot (C4), Comic Relief 2005 (BBC1), The All*Star Cup (Sky One)

Radio: Piccadilly Radio, GLR, BBC Radio 1 - The Breakfast Show, Virgin Radio – The Breakfast Show, UK Radio Aid – in aid of the Asian Tsunami, BBC Radio 2

UMTV: Established in August 2002, Chris Evans' UMTV specializes in live cutting-edge entertainment programming. Over the past 3 years UMTV has produced more than 375 hours of television. More recently the company has expanded to include a factual entertainment department and launched its first advertiser-funded programming. www.umtv.tv


And if you can't be arsed to read all of that, I totally understand.

ChrisEvans said:

So he's a redhead? Cute.

CarrieMpls said: