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Blowjob -> Misnomer? Why is the act of fellatio referred to as a "blowjob".
This could be dangerous for beginers as it seems to me there is no blowing involved at all. Some poor novice at the act could be very confused by the term and actually attempt to do some blowing. She might blow on it like you would blow on a steaming hot hot-dog. What good would that do the man? Alternatively, what if she tried to blow the mans knob like she was blowing up a balloon? That could be just plain dangerous dont you think? Irt's about time we renamed the "blowjob"? Anyone got any suggestions? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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hmmm. suck job? lick job? stroke job? throat job? tongue job? swallow job?
even more confusing is why call it a 'job'? why not call it 'play'? suck play, for example, seems more descriptive imo | |
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ps: glad to see someone is finally addressing this issue. | |
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bkw said: She might blow on it like you would blow on a steaming hot hot-dog
I knew I should have taken her out to a better resturant. <--- | |
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it is called a job because it is a job. :p  | |
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XxAxX said: hmmm. suck job? lick job? stroke job? throat job? tongue job? swallow job?
even more confusing is why call it a 'job'? why not call it 'play'? suck play, for example, seems more descriptive imo Good suggestion. I like it! Suck play... This could work.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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RandomDuck said: it is called a job because it is a job. :p
No it's not! As XxAxX said, it's play.
Get with the program Duckie!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Zum said: bkw said: She might blow on it like you would blow on a steaming hot hot-dog
I knew I should have taken her out to a better resturant. <---  Hi Zum! Glad to see you're back...I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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I just refer to it as THE PELICAN THANG!!!
after all, if she's doin it rite, my dick should be located somewhere in her trechial tube... WAHGUH-WAHGUH-GULP-WAHGUH-WAHGUH!!! I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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How about Organgrinders Magnificent Adventure  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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bkw said: Why is the act of fellatio referred to as a "blowjob".
This could be dangerous for beginers as it seems to me there is no blowing involved at all. Some poor novice at the act could be very confused by the term and actually attempt to do some blowing. She might blow on it like you would blow on a steaming hot hot-dog. What good would that do the man? Alternatively, what if she tried to blow the mans knob like she was blowing up a balloon? That could be just plain dangerous dont you think? Irt's about time we renamed the "blowjob"? Anyone got any suggestions? brilliant addition to today's post. I think the art of blowing should be discussed in a more detailed manner. next time elaborate  | |
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ok...well...on the same type subject..but different,,,why is oral pleasure on a woman considered "eating" there is no "eating" involved.
...and in the meantime I am thinking of a good name to call the blowjob. It is not a "job" if you think about it at all... | |
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NPGNRG said: ok...well...on the same type subject..but different,,,why is oral pleasure on a woman considered "eating" there is no "eating" involved.
Depends upon the woman I suppose.
With the wrong woman it can look like a bulldog eating custard!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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oh how gross.
I am talking GENERAL terms here now... | |
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gross? not at all. only if someone has baaad hygiene
otherwise it's all good  | |
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"you know you my favorite girl"
"te-he-he" "baby, if i was a bird, what kind of bird would you have me be???" "ooo daddy, you would be a Falcon, with those eyes and the way you swoop me up. te-he-te-he-te-he" a moment of silence... "errrmmm, daddy?" "huh?" " if I was a bird, would that make me a Swallow???" This is a true story, no names have been used to protect the innocent. DUHHH-DUH- DUN-DUN!!! I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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XxAxX said: gross? not at all. only if someone has baaad hygiene
otherwise it's all good Indeed! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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"blow job" is a slang word. May be some embarrassed idiot could not say the proper name. 
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moderatorbkw said: Why is the act of fellatio referred to as a "blowjob".
This could be dangerous for beginers as it seems to me there is no blowing involved at all. Some poor novice at the act could be very confused by the term and actually attempt to do some blowing. She might blow on it like you would blow on a steaming hot hot-dog. What good would that do the man? Ya know...when I was a kid I used to think that's exactly what it meant.  This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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00769BAD said: "you know you my favorite girl"
"te-he-he" "baby, if i was a bird, what kind of bird would you have me be???" "ooo daddy, you would be a Falcon, with those eyes and the way you swoop me up. te-he-te-he-te-he" a moment of silence... "errrmmm, daddy?" "huh?" " if I was a bird, would that make me a Swallow???" This is a true story, no names have been used to protect the innocent. DUHHH-DUH- DUN-DUN!!! Get help. | |
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