I'm serious, people. If you have a question and you want the most inane, logic-free, banal answer possible, go ahead and ask. If I can't give you a stupid enough answer, I have many resources and an entire team of dumbasses to offer a wide array of inept answers.

So. Go ahead. Ask me something real smart and I'll do my worst to answer it as dumb-like as I possibly can't.

did you intend for this thread to suck so much when you thought it up?

pink or purple undies ?

How do I get the color-picker on the FooDraw program to take a hexadecimal RGB value?

Have you gained weight recently?

CarrieMpls said:


I'm glad you asked that!

Hope this helped.

Cloudbuster said:

Oh fuck, I'm becoming American.

cborgman said:

We're getting free creamcheese lollipops in the lobby where I work today - nothing sucks about that!

Mach said:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Cloudbuster said:

Yay! Want to help me answer questions?

Anx, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

My dad always makes me pick out and buy his Xmas gift for my mother and he pays me back later. It pisses me off. Do I tell him? Or suck it up and just shrug it off, cause, hey, it's Xmas and I've been doing it for years so what's the point of getting pissy about it now?

MartyMcFly said:

Sometimes when I am holding saucepans I am fatter when I step on the scales. It is when I am not holding anything that I seem to lose weight. I think it has to do with the metal in the kitchen objects - maybe it makes me bloat?

So the answer is, no I haven't seen C.H.U.D.

SHANNA said:

Your question lacked any trace of the letter E, so I cannot in good faith answer it.

Anx said:

YULE

CarrieMpls said:

So just to pinpoint, is your problem shy bladder?

Anx said:

I think you should question the answers.

Mach said:

look, i don't care if you graduated from harvard - these are special times so you better light a goddamn bayberry candle and celebrate the virgin birth of santa claus right damn NOW.

Cloudbuster said:

I don't like it when you say things backwards like that, it makes me think I'm going to hear devil messages.

Anx said:

He talks to me, not through me. You're quite safe.

crazier: big or little edie?

Cloudbuster said:

i think you'll have more success in life if you learn to phrase your cries for help in a way that could be understood by a child or a pony. think about your question and try it again. it's okay. i'm not mad. just upset.

Anx said:

cborgman said:

if you mean crazy in LOVE, i'd have to say beyonce, because that was her smash hit single.

Cloudbuster said:

I'm sorry, your crotch has no trace of the letter E, so I cannot in good faith answer your nethers.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

having posted on the org for however many years now, i have no idea where you could find a team of dumbasses. no clue at all. and yes, we are training for the Idiotrod.

This is more fun than facial herpes.