IrresistibleB1tch said:

Speaking of percentages, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.


"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO "SHOOT THEM."
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Food for thought.


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Speaking of percentages, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.


"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO "SHOOT THEM."
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Food for thought.


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Speaking of percentages, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.


"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO "SHOOT THEM."
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Food for thought.


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

Slacking Off = 103%

theAudience said:

brilliant!!

it's interesting to see the regional quirks. i have a cousin who lives in a small town but i don't know if it's just her that does this or if it's a product of where she lives. her "filler" is "and that, so/then..." as in

"we aren't sure when we will go down for christmas and that so please don't go out and buy presents for us. we may not see you till the new year and that then..."

sometimes i notice going home that my mother says "she said, she said..." it is very strange. i guess she uses two intonations in her voice and to her that is just the way you preface quoting someone.

"i was talking to mary yesterday and she said (slight pause) she said that harvey had to go back to the hospital." (if mary had a lot more to say the whole conversation would continue with the she said she said theme! )

i think i am guilty of saying "actually" too much (or maybe i've moved on to apparently) and apparently i sigh a lot during conversation.

I get annoyed by people who get all Queen Elizabeth I on me and refer to themselves as "WE"....

emm said:

I have a cousin who describes a group of people as "John and them", "Liz and them" etc, even if the "them" is really only one more person.

the master says a funny thing, if he and I have just discussed something, and he is telling someone else about it, he will say "we were just talking about that with Charlotte" as if there were more than one of HIM!

evenstar3 said:

I know how you feel I have a friend who is 6'9 and people ALWAYS comment on his height and gawk like they have no shame. I know it makes him feel bad, so once, when we were walking together in the mall, I heard someone behind say, "OH MY GOD, HOW TALL ARE YOU?!" I turn around and say "5'6, thanks for asking." turn back around and keep walking.

It annoys me to hear people mispronounce foliage and say FOIL-age, as in: "We're going for a ride to look at the beautiful fall FOILage!"

meow85 said:

the master says a funny thing, if he and I have just discussed something, and he is telling someone else about it, he will say "we were just talking about that with Charlotte" as if there were more than one of HIM!

reneGade20 said:

So going through all those interviews where Prince made use of his favourite personal pronoun must've just annoyed the crap out of you, eh?

I have a cousin who describes a group of people as "John and them", "Liz and them" etc, even if the "them" is really only one more person.

I like to watch all these home decor shows

meow85 said:

If in New Orleans for whatever reason (visiting folks, Mardi Gras, Jazz Fest, Voodoo Fest, etc) a person will no doubt pull their hair out if "...and them" annoys that person...it is a staple of speech there...describing a group or as a greeting, as in "How's ya momma and (th)'em?" instead of just a bland hi or hello....

and thats your South Louisiana language tidbit of the day.....

"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO "SHOOT THEM."

brownsugar said:

oh shit now i remember. when people tell you to "smile...its not all that bad!" man fuck you!

I hate it when people say "peeps" peeps are marshmellow treats around easter time not PEOPLE

EverSoulicious said:

I hate that too.

I also hate when people say, "Kudos to you" or anything like that. Kudos cannot be a real word.

minneapolisgenius said:

I know right? One day people in the world will stop being lazy and use real words

I hate couples who are insane and use cutesy names for each other, they need to rundown by a semi