ZombieKitten said:

SO annoying! especially if it's the man saying it-you are NOT pregnant!

evenstar3 said:

well technically we are because y'all won't give us a friggin' break, especially if y'all are having one of those "impending motherhood" moments...or morning sickness....or any of those other excuses that are bandied about for acting like you have no home training.....

...going into hiding now....

ZombieKitten said:

we may both be pregnant, but only one of us is

purplerein said:

Anx said:

that sums it up quite well

okay i was about to add something i hate and i lost my train of thought. damn i'm getting old

"Have a nice day."

But only in certain contexts. For example, I was standing in line at Wendys at about 11 one night and the blue-haired girl working the counter kept saying "HAVE A NICE DAY" to people. I thought, "If she says that to me I swear I'm gonna lose it." Sure enough, she said it and I laughed in her face and she had no idea why.

If it clearly isn't day, don't which me a nice one. Please.

"I love you" I just wanna put my fist through her teeth when i hear that. it would be better if she just blew me and made a sandwich.
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brownsugar said:

oh shit now i remember. when people tell you to "smile...its not all that bad!" man fuck you!

brownsugar said:

There's no surer way to keep me from smiling.

People used to constantly tell me I was too skinny.

That's an insult that people somehow think is a compliment

NDRU said:

"Smile"

NDRU said:

People saying "GOSH, you're so TALL!!11!1!1" when they first meet me

Do I go around pointing out your blatantly obvious physical characteristics? No! So

evenstar3 said:

I can relate hearing "wow your anal bleaching looks fantastic" gets old

evenstar3 said:

evenstar3 said:

yes, and being "too" anything cannot be a compliment by definition

LordEvil said:

try pants sometime

"Everything always works out" and "It'll all be OK" in a "yoda" like oblivious tone.....when the department is crashing and burning. (people get exhausted and call in sick as a result)

evenstar3 said:

I know how you feel I have a friend who is 6'9 and people ALWAYS comment on his height and gawk like they have no shame. I know it makes him feel bad, so once, when we were walking together in the mall, I heard someone behind say, "OH MY GOD, HOW TALL ARE YOU?!" I turn around and say "5'6, thanks for asking." turn back around and keep walking.

FruitToAttractBears said:

i need a friend to do that! i'm just under 6', which isn't that tall, but with some people you'd think i had two heads or something.

evenstar3 said:

so basically you're average height. People just have to say something stupid, why not "you're sooooo tall"

NDRU said:

people suck!

Nothinbutjoy said:

it's very victoria and albert, superlative.

It annoys me to hear people mispronounce foliage and say FOIL-age, as in: "We're going for a ride to look at the beautiful fall FOILage!"

WillyWonka said:

around here there's some smaller castles with acreages called "folies." they generally date back to a first generation of new money, rather than an old family... so people think the name is about a person going off their heads w/ a new fortune and building a castle as a "folie." whereas really the word is about the trees planted on the acreage... the foliage.

even my neighbor who has owned such a place for a dozen years thought it was "folie"=crazy.

When people attach their egos to a favorite team. "We can make it the whole way this year" or "Man we lost, I'm pissed"

JDINTERACTIVE said:

...Like americans?

REDFEATHERS said:

Or stupid foreigners with their stupid accents. Stupid...

just kidding

Yeah I can't stand it. I notice it is mostly teen to early 20 females and guys that talk like girls

brownsugar said:

I read somehwere about girls getting that from people, and I was like, bullshit, nobody is that retarded. Then I started asking my girlfriends.

Turns out, only PRETTY girls get that.

WTF? I'm sorry, I would be smackin' somebody upside the head if they came up to me and told me to smile. "And who the fuck are you? "

HereToRockYourWorld said:

my girlfriend mentioned getting that sometimes. PROOF! she's hawt!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Speaking of percentages, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.


"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO "SHOOT THEM."
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Food for thought.


tA

Tribal Disorder

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