Yo! I got a problem with that shit! I admit it. I'm so fuckin embarassed! At my last job a rumor was going around that I make the women uncomfortable with my starring. Honest man, I thought I was being slick, but when I found out women were peeping that shit I was mortified.

Fast forward to that older white women on my job. Yo fam I look forward to dress down fridays or any day when she wears jeans. After a long while of us kinda avoiding each other we began speaking a few weeks ago. Even being friendly. Now, I noticed a while back that she would pull down her sweater, pull her blazer tighter or cross her arms over her nipples when I came around. Word is born I swear she wasnt looking right at me when I would check her out, but I noticed her body language. It wasnt good. AND IT ONLY HAPPENED WHEN I WAS AROUND

Now today she had a blazer on and camel toe that was fuckin driving me mad. She walked over by desk to tell me something work related. As she was talking I began sweating. I knew it was going to happen. I needed to look at her pussy up close. I wanted to look at her vagina up close. I was just waiting for the right time, for her eyes to dart over to my coworkers who'd joined the coversation.

I said to myself "self, just a quick peak. Its only 2 feet away from you. She's standing up and you're sitting down. For god sake man you can't pass this up. Imagine the visions you can take home with you and draw on later tonight"

I waited patiently explaining some tech shit and as if on queue my coworker to the left said something and she looked in that direction. I took a looooong pleasurable stare at her ever present camel toe. Her jeans were dug deep into her crouch and revealed the imprint of a sweet fine seasoned italian pussy. Then all of sudden her blazer closed like the drapes on a final act. I knew I was caught...again. I didn't even look up I was so embarassed. All I heard was the sound of her heels clicking rapidly as she walked away.

I'm so embarassed.

x Chuck Norris

women always catch you. period. you can not look without us knowing.

seriously.

damn that's a lot of writing for a crotch shot story

OMG!!!!

Serial Mom

omg! that's one of the funniest thing I ever read here!

Gross.

gemini13 said:

what? him looking? or her camel toe?

Reading that...I felt your pain.

Shorty said:

Both...

You should have had my job in Japan. The teacher I was mostly working with would always come over and ask me to help her out with her lesson plans, and even though I offered her to have a seat she would always insist on standing, which left her beautiful breasts right at eye level. She noticed me looking too, but every time it happened she would just smile. It's amazing that I managed to put together a single lesson plan the whole time I was there.

OH. MY. GOD.



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I have only got caught staring at boobies. I love boobies.

retina said:

That's weird. I rarely see Japanese women with big boobies.

doh'...

i only crotch watch when i want the other person to know im watching


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Anx said:

But can he do it, using 50292 words? Cuz then we'd be in trouble.

SpisaRibb said:

What's with the crotch watching? The best thing is EYE contact. Watching crothes, asses and tits just makes you a pervert.

I look EYES. That makes peeps REALLY uncomfortable. Or interested. It's fun. I always have a little fun watching people I find cute, making eye contact and then see if they look back when they walk away.

I got a lotta phonenumbers that way...

HamsterHuey said:

Number23 said:

HamsterHuey said:

"Look EYE"




Not only does it make you a pervert, it also could potentially make you jobless.

CarrieMpls said:

SERIOUSLY

gemini13 said:

Thank you. Flirting makes me a perv? Kewl!

And no. I am a pretty good judge of character in real life, as bad as I might be online.

HamsterHuey said:

gemini doesn't have sex or sexuality for that matter

SpisaRibb said:

Not at work, and I certainly don't go around staring at my coworkers' junk.

gemini13 said:

no not at work, you might get sued,

where's luv4u?

gemini13 said:

Who says I flirt with co-workers?

I mean, I probably am a pervert, but you are presuming.

HamsterHuey said:

I'm talking about leeroy, not you.