JustErin said: jerseykrs said: she paid me, you didn't. Show him your boobs and he'll let you get away with everything. hell, my part was fleeting, you get the joy of stabbing me in my back with every post! | |
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JustErin said: FruitToAttractBears said: Everything, huh? Would he let me wash my dildo in his dishwasher? !! If you use lube, yes. !! yourself! | |
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jerseykrs said: JustErin said: Show him your boobs and he'll let you get away with everything. hell, my part was fleeting, you get the joy of stabbing me in my back with every post! It's a sweet life. | |
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jerseykrs said: just because my porn folder isn't filled with meatholes
Qu'est-ce que c'est this "meatholes"? | |
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Ace said: jerseykrs said: just because my porn folder isn't filled with meatholes
Qu'est-ce que c'est this "meatholes"? you so don't want to know. | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: GottaLetitgo said: It's ironic that a thread about sex toys has so much buzz.
Don't you think? Oh snap! A pun!! | |
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Ace said: jerseykrs said: just because my porn folder isn't filled with meatholes
Qu'est-ce que c'est this "meatholes"? www.meatholes.com NSFW!!!!! | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: JustErin said: Show him your boobs and he'll let you get away with everything. Everything, huh? Would he let me wash my dildo in his dishwasher? There is no way this person is seventeen. | |
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Ace said: FruitToAttractBears said: Everything, huh? Would he let me wash my dildo in his dishwasher? There is no way this person is seventeen. scary if they are | |
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GottaLetitgo said: Okay new question...do you put sex toys in a dishwasher after use or boil them or what? I actually did see some lady dishwashing her sex toys on "Real Sex Part 24" but is that the proper etiquette?
It would work for dildos, yeah...but anything with a motor, like a vibrator, wouldn't work after you washed it like that. | |
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Ace said: NAnomaly said: used sex toys
More Waits (from Big Time): Eh, I saw a place just outside of Western. A place that sells ‘Used Erotica’. [BEAT] Think about it. [BEAT] Will they clean it? ...WHO cleans it? [BEAT] Are they licensed? [BEAT] ...All these questions came to my head.
...HOW used is it? WHO used it? Ya follow me? | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: GottaLetitgo said: It's ironic that a thread about sex toys has so much buzz.
Don't you think? Oh snap! A pun!! Actually, if I were attempting a pun I would have talked about how probing this thread is. All good things they say never last... | |
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Nikster said: GottaLetitgo said: Okay new question...do you put sex toys in a dishwasher after use or boil them or what? I actually did see some lady dishwashing her sex toys on "Real Sex Part 24" but is that the proper etiquette?
It would work for dildos, yeah...but anything with a motor, like a vibrator, wouldn't work after you washed it like that. it would probably make the jelly ones dull too | |
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Ace said: FruitToAttractBears said: Everything, huh? Would he let me wash my dildo in his dishwasher? There is no way this person is seventeen. | |
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Ooh, just wanted to ask...anyone ever been the Condom Kingdom on South Street in Philly or anywhere else? I didn't have time to look around but that place looked awesome! So if you've been there...what's some of the most bizarre stuff they have? The weirdest thing I saw was penis pasta. | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: Ooh, just wanted to ask...anyone ever been the Condom Kingdom on South Street in Philly or anywhere else? I didn't have time to look around but that place looked awesome! So if you've been there...what's some of the most bizarre stuff they have? The weirdest thing I saw was penis pasta.
my mum brought me some of that back from SEXPO | |
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ZombieKitten said: FruitToAttractBears said: Ooh, just wanted to ask...anyone ever been the Condom Kingdom on South Street in Philly or anywhere else? I didn't have time to look around but that place looked awesome! So if you've been there...what's some of the most bizarre stuff they have? The weirdest thing I saw was penis pasta.
my mum brought me some of that back from SEXPO Did ya cook it? | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: ZombieKitten said: my mum brought me some of that back from SEXPO Did ya cook it? it was nice! | |
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Nikster said: GottaLetitgo said: Okay new question...do you put sex toys in a dishwasher after use or boil them or what? I actually did see some lady dishwashing her sex toys on "Real Sex Part 24" but is that the proper etiquette?
It would work for dildos, yeah...but anything with a motor, like a vibrator, wouldn't work after you washed it like that. yep that's right... then you'll be pissed like DAMNIT!! | |
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Ex-Moderator | ZombieKitten said: Nikster said: It would work for dildos, yeah...but anything with a motor, like a vibrator, wouldn't work after you washed it like that. it would probably make the jelly ones dull too jellies are bad for you! |
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sosgemini said: "chips...dips...chains and whips..." good one.....how about "whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks..... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related | |
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Nikster said: SnidelyWhiplash said: i think "adam and eve" have alot of selections and or product reviews on the subject of "sex toys " .. not that i would know anything about them or how they work ...
Amazon has sex toys too For those "somewhat more advanced" tastes, y'all should try adult toy chest....nice website....theres a newsletter that you can get from them with specials and different bits of advice.... for conventionals and the leather/whip crowd..... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related | |
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Babeland is my fav. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Babeland is my fav. holy cow. | |
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How did I miss this?
My advice on sex toys is anything can be sexual don't repress yourself with guidelines and phobias that society places upon you sandpaper can be erotic in a heavy petty session. A few simple suggestions on possibles sex toys are....oh and please try to keep an open mind..... Dildos, vibrators, blow up dolls, butt plugs, sausage, pantyhose, ball gags, cockrings, razor blades, latex, rubber, whips, chains, monkeys, kittens, dead car batteries, goats in handcuffs wearing a tutu, remote controls covered in peanut butter, exlax and trampolines, melon ballers and belly lint, grandmas underwear,anal bleaching, manscaping, electricution, autofixation erotica, role playing, snuff films, and pornography pornography pornography 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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LordEvil said: How did I miss this?
My advice on sex toys is anything can be sexual don't repress yourself with guidelines and phobias that society places upon you sandpaper can be erotic in a heavy petty session. A few simple suggestions on possibles sex toys are....oh and please try to keep an open mind..... Dildos, vibrators, blow up dolls, butt plugs, sausage, pantyhose, ball gags, cockrings, razor blades, latex, rubber, whips, chains, monkeys, kittens, dead car batteries, goats in handcuffs wearing a tutu, remote controls covered in peanut butter, exlax and trampolines, melon ballers and belly lint, grandmas underwear,anal bleaching, manscaping, electricution, autofixation erotica, role playing, snuff films, and pornography pornography pornography | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Babeland is my fav.
thanks! the fingertip vibe i have been considering was reviewed poorly there so you just saved me a bunch of money! | |
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emm said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Babeland is my fav.
thanks! the fingertip vibe i have been considering was reviewed poorly there so you just saved me a bunch of money! That's exactly why I like Babeland. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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jerseykrs said: GottaLetitgo said: Okay new question...do you put sex toys in a dishwasher after use or boil them or what? I actually did see some lady dishwashing her sex toys on "Real Sex Part 24" but is that the proper etiquette?
WTF?!?!? dude, if you put your getoff toys in the same place you put dishes you eat your food off of, you got issues. Who would fucking do that?!?! I remember that episode - she was a sex therapist teaching a class & had a dishwasher full of them, they weren't mixed w/ dishes | |
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CalhounSq said: I remember that episode - she was a sex therapist teaching a class & had a dishwasher full of them, they weren't mixed w/ dishes i remember that mess. she takes them to a meeting and they all try them out like they were doing avon or some tupperware. | |
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