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PrintableGottaLetitgo said: emm said: definately talk to her though
it could come off the wrong way if you came home with the dynamo 3000 without broaching the subject first and a weekend at the hotel downtown sounds just what you need. anyone able to watch the kids? It would be nice to get away. We don't have great baby sitting options. The grandparents are in town but something always comes up. We're excited that we might get to spend a couple of hours away from the kids next week to do some Christmas shopping. Maybe I should suggest one of those one hour hotels for some "afternoon delight". I mean, except for the fact that those hotels are usually covered in crime tape... Try this trick: Check in (By yourself if possible), stay for an hour or two and then go down to the front desk to check out saying you had an emergency and have to leave. They might only credit you for half the stay but it's worth a try. I know, I did this and they only charged me half.  | |
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Stymie said: GottaLetitgo said: Okay new question...do you put sex toys in a dishwasher after use or boil them or what? I actually did see some lady dishwashing her sex toys on "Real Sex Part 24" but is that the proper etiquette? They sell stuff to wash your toys with. You can ask about it when you go toy shopping.The fact that someone is out there in the world right now making cleaning jell for vibrators both amuses and saddens me. Sample dialogue from Foreman of sex toy washing solution factory: "It's not shiny enough. Damn it, where's Johnson?! I want you to mix the solution better! I want to see this big boy GLEAM!" Am I the only one who thinks this way? All good things they say never last... | |
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1sexymf said: GottaLetitgo said: It would be nice to get away. We don't have great baby sitting options. The grandparents are in town but something always comes up. We're excited that we might get to spend a couple of hours away from the kids next week to do some Christmas shopping. Maybe I should suggest one of those one hour hotels for some "afternoon delight". I mean, except for the fact that those hotels are usually covered in crime tape... Try this trick: Check in (By yourself if possible), stay for an hour or two and then go down to the front desk to check out saying you had an emergency and have to leave. They might only credit you for half the stay but it's worth a try. I know, I did this and they only charged me half. Good advice. This so sounds like something the Captain should know about. Sadly I cannot channel him anymore. All good things they say never last... | |
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jerseykrs said: GottaLetitgo said: Okay new question...do you put sex toys in a dishwasher after use or boil them or what? I actually did see some lady dishwashing her sex toys on "Real Sex Part 24" but is that the proper etiquette?
WTF?!?!? 
dude, if you put your getoff toys in the same place you put dishes you eat your food off of, you got issues. Who would fucking do that?!?!  He's windin' you up, dude.  | |
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jerseykrs said: GottaLetitgo said: Okay new question...do you put sex toys in a dishwasher after use or boil them or what? I actually did see some lady dishwashing her sex toys on "Real Sex Part 24" but is that the proper etiquette?
WTF?!?!?
dude, if you put your getoff toys in the same place you put dishes you eat your food off of, you got issues. Who would fucking do that?!?! Does it really matter? I mean, the water inside a dishwasher gets hot enough to practically burn the flesh off bone, so...   " | |
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GottaLetitgo said: Stymie said: They sell stuff to wash your toys with. You can ask about it when you go toy shopping.
The fact that someone is out there in the world right now making cleaning jell for vibrators both amuses and saddens me. Sample dialogue from Foreman of sex toy washing solution factory: "It's not shiny enough. Damn it, where's Johnson?! I want you to mix the solution better! I want to see this big boy GLEAM!" Am I the only one who thinks this way?  | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: jerseykrs said: WTF?!?!?
dude, if you put your getoff toys in the same place you put dishes you eat your food off of, you got issues. Who would fucking do that?!?! Does it really matter? I mean, the water inside a dishwasher gets hot enough to practically burn the flesh off bone, so... it's all about DECENCY. I don't care if it was with BLEACH, don't mix and match that shit?!?! 
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jerseykrs said: FruitToAttractBears said: Does it really matter? I mean, the water inside a dishwasher gets hot enough to practically burn the flesh off bone, so... it's all about DECENCY. I don't care if it was with BLEACH, don't mix and match that shit?!?!
You.are.such.a.prude. You'll be ok, Pretty Princess. | |
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JustErin said: jerseykrs said: it's all about DECENCY. I don't care if it was with BLEACH, don't mix and match that shit?!?!
You.are.such.a.prude. You'll be ok, Pretty Princess. yeah, prude, you go ahead and wash your dills and glasses together, I'll be cool over here. | |
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jerseykrs said: JustErin said: You.are.such.a.prude. You'll be ok, Pretty Princess. yeah, prude, you go ahead and wash your dills and glasses together, I'll be cool over here.
She's right though! " | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: jerseykrs said: yeah, prude, you go ahead and wash your dills and glasses together, I'll be cool over here.
She's right though! how do you know of my prude ways??  | |
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jerseykrs said: FruitToAttractBears said:
She's right though! how do you know of my prude ways?? Oh...I know. | |
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JustErin said: jerseykrs said: how do you know of my prude ways?? Oh...I know. not you, him or her! | |
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JustErin said: jerseykrs said: how do you know of my prude ways?? Oh...I know. and just because my porn folder isn't filled with meatholes and max hardcore files, that does not MAKE ME A PRUDE. 
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jerseykrs said: JustErin said: Oh...I know. and just because my porn folder isn't filled with meatholes and max hardcore files, that does not MAKE ME A PRUDE.
It's meatholes and gagfactor...moron. | |
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jerseykrs said: FruitToAttractBears said:
She's right though! how do you know of my prude ways?? just this bascially:
PrudyBoy said: I don't care if it was with BLEACH, don't mix and match that shit?!?!
And this is a 'way' of life for you? Do tell! " | |
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FruitToAttractBears said:[quote] jerseykrs said: just this bascially:
PrudyBoy said: I don't care if it was with BLEACH, don't mix and match that shit?!?!
And this is a 'way' of life for you? Do tell! He is very particular about how he washes his giant dildos.  | |
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JustErin said: FruitToAttractBears said: And this is a 'way' of life for you? Do tell! He is very particular about how he washes his giant dildos. you  go speak french with ace or something! | |
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FruitToAttractBears said:[quote] jerseykrs said: just this bascially:
PrudyBoy said: I don't care if it was with BLEACH, don't mix and match that shit?!?!
And this is a 'way' of life for you? Do tell! you so aren't allowed to make fun of me yet!  | |
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jerseykrs said: JustErin said: He is very particular about how he washes his giant dildos. you go speak french with ace or something!He doesn't like you like you like me, Pretty Princess. | |
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jerseykrs said: JustErin said: He is very particular about how he washes his giant dildos. you go speak french with ace or something!A nerve hath been struketh! " | |
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JustErin said: jerseykrs said: you go speak french with ace or something!He doesn't like you like you like me, Pretty Princess. jump off a le pier. | |
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jerseykrs said: FruitToAttractBears said: And this is a 'way' of life for you? Do tell! you so aren't allowed to make fun of me yet! Why not? " | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: jerseykrs said: you go speak french with ace or something!A nerve hath been struketh! | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: jerseykrs said: you so aren't allowed to make fun of me yet! Why not? she paid me, you didn't.  | |
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It's ironic that a thread about sex toys has so much buzz.
Don't you think? All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: It's ironic that a thread about sex toys has so much buzz.
Don't you think? Oh snap! A pun!!  " | |
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jerseykrs said: FruitToAttractBears said: Why not? she paid me, you didn't. Show him your boobs and he'll let you get away with everything. | |
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JustErin said: jerseykrs said: she paid me, you didn't. Show him your boobs and he'll let you get away with everything. Everything, huh? Would he let me wash my dildo in his dishwasher? " | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: JustErin said: Show him your boobs and he'll let you get away with everything. Everything, huh? Would he let me wash my dildo in his dishwasher? !!
If you use lube, yes. | |
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