You know, the sarcastic cunt.

How can I get him back? You're mostly cool and it's hard to be mean to you once I know all you orgers a little bit, especially with the attractive ones.



Help me bring mean back. Some recent accounts of mine don't know how to act.

You travelled half the globe to sit at home and org...?
aren't you supposed to be playing football with you mates, and playing darts and shit like that?

I can scarcely recall sarcastic fauxie

but anyway, duh, that's easy. Just spread the DOOM!

evenstar3 said:

Spread yours first.

purplerein said:

Hey, I've hardly been on the org in two weeks. It's not like I can arrange to do something every single night for 6 weeks, so sometimes it's a quiet night at home in front of the org. We did have a Chinese takeaway earlier and watched 'Strictly Come Dancing'. Mon was quite happy with it and so should you be.

Fauxie said:

there you go!

I miss you too

AsianBomb777 said:

You know who I'M going to be missing soon??

Fauxie said:

fuck you, fauxie!

AsianBomb777 said:

I'm going to delete my myspace account when I get back to Thailand.

CarrieMpls said:

Oh Carrie, you do make me laugh. It's so sweet of you to try to help.

Fauxie said:

Speaking of which, thanks for the message! I'm glad you're having a good time and that there don't seem to be any major culture clashes.

So do you think this trip will brit-ify you so much that you'll have to spend a couple of months thai-ifying yourself again when you back?

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IrresistibleB1tch said:

fauxie ver. 1.0

it says at the top of the thread

retina said:

no, my mother in law will likely thrust some pig ear or chicken neck in front of me upon my return and I'll be good to go

Fauxie said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

oh crap, I haven't even been trying. I thought for a moment I was on one of my awful 'I'm Going To Be Nicer' threads. It's been so long and I just can't shake myself out of it. If only everybody would get new org accounts so I couldn't identify people. I could then be horrible to everyone as if they were newbies.

Fauxie said:

you could always head over to the m&m forum and scare the crap out of people there!

evenstar3 said:

I just realized I can't delete my account becuase of the stupid Miami invasion thread.


So I'm going to need to do something I've never been able to do before....practice self-control

Fauxie said:

AsianBomb777 said:

you can do it!

evenstar3 said:

No, he can't. He's rubbish at it. Stop giving him false hope!

Fauxie said:

Right, this thread is about being evil. Whoops!

evenstar3 said:

Oh, you're right!




Oh, well, my post still works then.

Alright, I'm off to watch the footy (MOTD). N'night

Fauxie said:

may the DOOM be with you

Fauxie said:

I waas really mean to you in the past.. if I be mean to you again, will you bitch up against me too?

Fauxie said:

I can help you.

REDFEATHERS said:

Gladly, you loquacious, drunken tart.