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I SHAVE CATS! MY NEW FAVOURITE HOBBY AFTER BURYING THE ELDERLY GOT BORING!
YAY!!! SHAVED CATS!!! 
NOW I'M GONNA TRY GREASING ONE UP AND THROWING HIM DOWN A SLIDE! | |
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Spookymuffin said: NOW I'M GONNA TRY COMING UP WITH A NEW GIMMICK ALTOGETHER!
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FunkMistress said: Spookymuffin said: NOW I'M GONNA TRY COMING UP WITH A NEW GIMMICK ALTOGETHER!
YEAH, LIKE CUTTING YOUR PRETTY FACE WITH SCISSORS! | |
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on second thought, i might skip apocalypto too. | |
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evenstar3 said: 
LOOK AT ALL THAT BEAUTIFUL HAIR TO SHAVE. | |
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Spookymuffin said: FunkMistress said: YEAH, LIKE CUTTING YOUR PRETTY FACE WITH SCISSORS! What about giraffe porn? It's still bestiality, but in a slightly unexpected direction. The Normal Whores Club | |
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Spookymuffin said: MY NEW FAVOURITE HOBBY AFTER BURYING THE ELDERLY GOT BORING!
YAY!!! SHAVED CATS!!!
NOW I'M GONNA TRY GREASING ONE UP AND THROWING HIM DOWN A SLIDE!  That cat looks pissed. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Anx said: on second thought, i might skip apocalypto too.
AND COME SHAVE A CAT WITH ME?!  | |
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psychodelicide said: That cat looks pissed. HE WAS! I HAD TO DRUG HIM TO GET THE CLIPPERS NEAR HIS NIPPLES! | |
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FunkMistress said: Spookymuffin said: YEAH, LIKE CUTTING YOUR PRETTY FACE WITH SCISSORS! What about giraffe porn? It's still bestiality, but in a slightly unexpected direction. giraffe porn! | |
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i helped my sister shave her cat once. what a nightmare.  | |
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THIS ONE WAS HAPPIER!  | |
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FunkMistress said: Spookymuffin said: YEAH, LIKE CUTTING YOUR PRETTY FACE WITH SCISSORS! What about giraffe porn? It's still bestiality, but in a slightly unexpected direction. GIRAFFES ARE BIG THOUGH!  | |
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evenstar3 said: HE LOOKS MORE LIKE ACCOUNTANT CAT!!!! BORING AS FUCK!!!! | |
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FunkMistress said: Spookymuffin said: YEAH, LIKE CUTTING YOUR PRETTY FACE WITH SCISSORS! What about giraffe porn? It's still bestiality, but in a slightly unexpected direction. the giraffes are all consentual models over the age of 18 (in giraffe years). extreme exhibitionism is a key part of the giraffe mating process, so the role of the modern pornographer is actually helping the species from dying out. i don't know where the giggling japanese girls come into the whole thing, but it's like they're in every giraffe porn ever made - even "purple tongues of cairo"! | |
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SexOnWheels said: i helped my sister shave her cat once. what a nightmare.
IT'S A CAT SHAVING PHENOMENON! | |
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Anx said: FunkMistress said: What about giraffe porn? It's still bestiality, but in a slightly unexpected direction. the giraffes are all consentual models over the age of 18 (in giraffe years). extreme exhibitionism is a key part of the giraffe mating process, so the role of the modern pornographer is actually helping the species from dying out. i don't know where the giggling japanese girls come into the whole thing, but it's like they're in every giraffe porn ever made - even "purple tongues of cairo"! I PERSONALLY WOULD NEVER FUCK A GIRAFFE. I'D FEEL INADEQUATE. | |
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2the9s said: stickified -- 9s
The Yes, We Know You're Insane, Spooky- Have At It thread? | |
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Anx said: FunkMistress said: What about giraffe porn? It's still bestiality, but in a slightly unexpected direction. the giraffes are all consentual models over the age of 18 (in giraffe years). extreme exhibitionism is a key part of the giraffe mating process, so the role of the modern pornographer is actually helping the species from dying out. i don't know where the giggling japanese girls come into the whole thing, but it's like they're in every giraffe porn ever made - even "purple tongues of cairo"! I haven't seen that one...I really only like the old school stuff, before it got all commercial.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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evenstar3 said: 2the9s said: stickified -- 9s
The Yes, We Know You're Insane, Spooky- Have At It thread?  JUDAS. | |
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Spookymuffin said: evenstar3 said: The Yes, We Know You're Insane, Spooky- Have At It thread? JUDAS. i like insane! | |
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evenstar3 said: Spookymuffin said: JUDAS. i like insane!i like you.  | |
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KNOW WHAT I JUST REALISED!!!!!?!?!
THIS COULD BE LIKE...YOU KNOW! SHAVED VAGINAS!!!!! | |
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Spookymuffin said: KNOW WHAT I JUST REALISED!!!!!?!?!
THIS COULD BE LIKE...YOU KNOW! SHAVED VAGINAS!!!!! You need an anatomy lesson. The Normal Whores Club | |
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Spookymuffin said: KNOW WHAT I JUST REALISED!!!!!?!?!
THIS COULD BE LIKE...YOU KNOW! SHAVED VAGINAS!!!!!  | |
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Spookymuffin said:
Awww, poor little guy...   Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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Spookymuffin said: KNOW WHAT I JUST REALISED!!!!!?!?!
THIS COULD BE LIKE...YOU KNOW! SHAVED VAGINAS!!!!! So you shave your vagina? | |
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