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My boobs are freaking me out!!! Well I must first add that I have got really nice tits, as everyone says, and I do say so myself, but last night when I looked in the mirror, they were monsters! I mean they normally always look the same but these ones looked like some dumb ass tits.
My tits usually look very pert, innocent happy and intelligent, but I do not know what they were doing yesterday, they, em, changed!!! Do you have dumbass tits, funny ones or have you ever been freaked out by nature before? Yes, ok I am editing, but I just wanted to add that they are back to normal now... [This message was edited Tue Aug 27 1:46:03 PDT 2002 by REDFEATHERS] | |
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Yeah.
Your boobs freak me out too. :boobs: LoL | |
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gooeythehamster said: Yeah.
Your boobs freak me out too. :boobs: LoL You ain't seen 'em B 4 gooey! | |
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I didnt wanna tell you Redfeathers, but I think you should know: Last night, after I was hitting on you in the chat, I performed some VOODOO on you! your tits are okay, but I thought they needed a boost! you can thank me for it. now you are good. "Peace and Benz -- The future, made in Germany"  | |
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soulpower said: I didnt wanna tell you Redfeathers, but I think you should know: Last night, after I was hitting on you in the chat, I performed some VOODOO on you! your tits are okay, but I thought they needed a boost! you can thank me for it. now you are good.
 Wow! Can you do it again, but make them a bit bigger ???  [This message was edited Tue Aug 27 4:10:51 PDT 2002 by REDFEATHERS] | |
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I thought I was the only 1!!!
Just recently... Since I've stopped sexual contact with humans the organs I adopted when I arrived have been receeding. That is to say they're harder to reach than normal. On my planet I was a foremost contortionist. I believe Earth's atomosphere may have something to do with this phenomenon As my movement is 35% more resticted here. I recently discovered that sexual contact with myself is best and since I've wanted more access to my hman organs, but as I said they've begun to receed. Is there a cure for this on Earth???  Imperially Yours,
SUNIO RULER OF ANGELLOVE | |
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REDFEATHERS said: soulpower said: I didnt wanna tell you Redfeathers, but I think you should know: Last night, after I was hitting on you in the chat, I performed some VOODOO on you! your tits are okay, but I thought they needed a boost! you can thank me for it. now you are good.
Wow! Can you do it again, but make them a bit bigger ???
[This message was edited Tue Aug 27 4:10:51 PDT 2002 by REDFEATHERS] No. I do not want them too big. they will get saggy when you get old. and you are getting old. since you are drying out I will send you some peach flavored sex juices "Peace and Benz -- The future, made in Germany" | |
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you'll notice the handprints...
if there's an imprint of a pinky-ring on the ritehand side, then you know it is i, who has been fondling you!!! I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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You may be preggers... "When they tell me 2 walk a straight line, I put on crooked shoes" | |
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SUNIO said: I thought I was the only 1!!!
Just recently... Since I've stopped sexual contact with humans the organs I adopted when I arrived have been receeding. That is to say they're harder to reach than normal. On my planet I was a foremost contortionist. I believe Earth's atomosphere may have something to do with this phenomenon As my movement is 35% more resticted here. I recently discovered that sexual contact with myself is best and since I've wanted more access to my hman organs, but as I said they've begun to receed. Is there a cure for this on Earth??? WTF?? You are strange, but I can relate.. | |
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soulpower said: REDFEATHERS said: soulpower said: I didnt wanna tell you Redfeathers, but I think you should know: Last night, after I was hitting on you in the chat, I performed some VOODOO on you! your tits are okay, but I thought they needed a boost! you can thank me for it. now you are good.
Wow! Can you do it again, but make them a bit bigger ???
[This message was edited Tue Aug 27 4:10:51 PDT 2002 by REDFEATHERS] No. I do not want them too big. they will get saggy when you get old. and you are getting old. since you are drying out I will send you some peach flavored sex juices I am not old! I have pert boobs and NO wrinkles, and a 'sex' of humour! | |
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00769BAD said: you'll notice the handprints...
if there's an imprint of a pinky-ring on the ritehand side, then you know it is i, who has been fondling you!!! When. where, what, why? Now 00769BAD thats not good enough. I need to know who has been fondling me so I AM GOING TO PAINT MY BOOBS WITH THAT DARK PAINT, THE ANTI VANDAL, OR WHATEVER IT IS, SO WHOEVER HAS PAINT ON THEIR HANDS WILL GET CAUGHT! | |
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I am not old! I have pert boobs and NO wrinkles, and a 'sex' of humour!
I heard you are wicked old and your vaginal lips are sagging far more than your boobies. | |
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TheMax said: You may be preggers...
 :puke What? What do you mean? | |
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CarrieLee said: I am not old! I have pert boobs and NO wrinkles, and a 'sex' of humour!
I heard you are wicked old and your vaginal lips are sagging far more than your boobies. Stop spying on me lezza! Oh! That was when you stretched them with your mouth! I thought we were keeping this a secret? I promised I wouldn't tell anyone about your haemmorroids OR your sex change! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: CarrieLee said: I am not old! I have pert boobs and NO wrinkles, and a 'sex' of humour!
I heard you are wicked old and your vaginal lips are sagging far more than your boobies. Stop spying on me lezza! Oh! That was when you stretched them with your mouth! I thought we were keeping this a secret? I promised I wouldn't tell anyone about your haemmorroids OR your sex change!  That was bad redfeathers, why don't you go ahead and hit the edit function and come back with something better!!! | |
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CarrieLee said: REDFEATHERS said: CarrieLee said: I am not old! I have pert boobs and NO wrinkles, and a 'sex' of humour!
I heard you are wicked old and your vaginal lips are sagging far more than your boobies. Stop spying on me lezza! Oh! That was when you stretched them with your mouth! I thought we were keeping this a secret? I promised I wouldn't tell anyone about your haemmorroids OR your sex change! That was bad redfeathers, why don't you go ahead and tell everyone about our sexual relations?Edited! | |
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You're whacked!!! | |
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CarrieLee said:
You're whacked!!! Ha! Ha! Well you did ask for it!  | |
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Aiight you two stop it, right now! No cat fighting amongst us women.. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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REDFEATHERS said: SUNIO said: I thought I was the only 1!!!
Just recently... Since I've stopped sexual contact with humans the organs I adopted when I arrived have been receeding. That is to say they're harder to reach than normal. On my planet I was a foremost contortionist. I believe Earth's atomosphere may have something to do with this phenomenon As my movement is 35% more resticted here. I recently discovered that sexual contact with myself is best and since I've wanted more access to my hman organs, but as I said they've begun to receed. Is there a cure for this on Earth??? WTF?? You are strange, but I can relate..SO Is there a CURE? Imperially Yours,
SUNIO RULER OF ANGELLOVE | |
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REDFEATHERS said: 00769BAD said: you'll notice the handprints...
if there's an imprint of a pinky-ring on the ritehand side, then you know it is i, who has been fondling you!!! When. where, what, why? Now 00769BAD thats not good enough. I need to know who has been fondling me so I AM GOING TO PAINT MY BOOBS WITH THAT DARK PAINT, THE ANTI VANDAL, OR WHATEVER IT IS, SO WHOEVER HAS PAINT ON THEIR HANDS WILL GET CAUGHT! Whut da fuck is dis shit all over my hands 
 AND NOW IT'S ALL OVER MY DICK!!!
DAMN YOU REDFEATHER!!! :MAD2: [This message was edited Tue Aug 27 11:14:27 PDT 2002 by 00769BAD] I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME ™ | |
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SUNIO said: REDFEATHERS said: SUNIO said: I thought I was the only 1!!!
Just recently... Since I've stopped sexual contact with humans the organs I adopted when I arrived have been receeding. That is to say they're harder to reach than normal. On my planet I was a foremost contortionist. I believe Earth's atomosphere may have something to do with this phenomenon As my movement is 35% more resticted here. I recently discovered that sexual contact with myself is best and since I've wanted more access to my hman organs, but as I said they've begun to receed. Is there a cure for this on Earth??? WTF?? You are strange, but I can relate..SO Is there a CURE? No cure, only Prince.org. Why do you think it is so popular?  | |
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00769BAD said: REDFEATHERS said: 00769BAD said: you'll notice the handprints...
if there's an imprint of a pinky-ring on the ritehand side, then you know it is i, who has been fondling you!!! When. where, what, why? Now 00769BAD thats not good enough. I need to know who has been fondling me so I AM GOING TO PAINT MY BOOBS WITH THAT DARK PAINT, THE ANTI VANDAL, OR WHATEVER IT IS, SO WHOEVER HAS PAINT ON THEIR HANDS WILL GET CAUGHT! Whut da fuck is dis shit all over my hands
AND NOW IT'S ALL OVER MY DICK!!!
DAMN YOU REDFEATHER!!! :MAD2: [This message was edited Tue Aug 27 11:14:27 PDT 2002 by 00769BAD] ROFLMAO!!! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Well I must first add that I have got really nice tits, as everyone says, and I do say so myself, but last night when I looked in the mirror, they were monsters! I mean they normally always look the same but these ones looked like some dumb ass tits.
My tits usually look very pert, innocent happy and intelligent, but I do not know what they were doing yesterday, they, em, changed!!! Do you have dumbass tits, funny ones or have you ever been freaked out by nature before? Yes, ok I am editing, but I just wanted to add that they are back to normal now... [This message was edited Tue Aug 27 1:46:03 PDT 2002 by REDFEATHERS] Maybe look into getting a sexy bra that will help to enhance them. 
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moderatorHas "Vagina" been reincarnated?  This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Supernova said: Has "Vagina" been reincarnated?
theC I didn't want to say it,but you read my mind | |
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What do you mean Red that your Boobs are Freaking you out like Monsters? Well, you can always buy a push-up Wonder Bra or the new Water bra. But if they are all swelled up or something maybe it's new medication. If there is Milk coming out I would buy a Preganancy test. In any case you should love your Boobs. Be proud and stand tall! I am Woman and my Boobs are Beautiful! | |
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remove the implants  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Well I must first add that I have got really nice tits, as everyone says, and I do say so myself, but last night when I looked in the mirror, they were monsters! I mean they normally always look the same but these ones looked like some dumb ass tits.
My tits usually look very pert, innocent happy and intelligent, but I do not know what they were doing yesterday, they, em, changed!!! Do you have dumbass tits, funny ones or have you ever been freaked out by nature before? Yes, ok I am editing, but I just wanted to add that they are back to normal now... [This message was edited Tue Aug 27 1:46:03 PDT 2002 by REDFEATHERS] You reckon that's weird. I went to bed last night and my man meat was all wobbly. I woke up this morning and it had gone stiff as a flagpole. You could hang towells off it! What is happening to me? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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