FruitToAttractBears said:

I love dogs but I just can't get past the poop factor with them.

Also, anything that loves me unconditionally is fucked up and can't be trusted.


Once I had to babysit a Jack Russel Terrior for a week. During that week, I had it jump out of my car window, and I had to chase it around in traffic (thank god the light was red and the cars weren't moving), it practically made a little old black lady shit in her pants when it jump up and pounced her like a million times, in a circle while I chased him, and when I took it out behind my townhouse, it ran into the lake and start splashing in the water (infested with gators).
It was a very busy week for me.


Anyways, back to the poop think.
Everytime I took it walking and it has to take a poop, it's asshole would turn inside out or some shit. I mean naaaaastttaaaaay. I was like so grossed out.

I almost adopted to the dog though cause he was not being treated well by his owner. Thank god a family adopted him.

AsianBomb777 said:

LMAo!!! U dont have to stare at its ass when they take a poop
U'll get used to it.

the first week we adopted our dog,she took a poop on the tile
I vomited!

AsianBomb777 said:

LMAo!!! U dont have to stare at its ass when they take a poop
U'll get used to it.

the first week we adopted our dog,she took a poop on the tile
I vomited!

ThreadCula said:

It's just poo.

ThreadCula said:

It's just poo.

ThreadCula said:

Just think, when your doggie is licking your face, some of the saliva may be mixed with the hiney of another dog.

ok, this is off topic, and I promise you I'm not obsessed with ass, let alone a dog's ass, but is it normal for a dog's asshole to turn inside out when it's pooping?

Do all dogs do that?

ok, this is off topic, and I promise you I'm not obsessed with ass, let alone a dog's ass, but is it normal for a dog's asshole to turn inside out when it's pooping?

Do all dogs do that?

FruitToAttractBears said:

lol have you seen a dog eat it's own shit?? lol it was very hard to love that poor insane creature

AsianBomb777 said:

Well the bumhole
omg...

the bum dialates so it does kind of pertrude inside out.

Stop staring at it!!!

ThreadCula said:

Well, I didn't know!

I mean, I took it out walking and then my friend told me to ensure that he poops every night.

So, the first time I watched to makes sure that he pooped.

And that's when it happenned! BAM! Just like the chest-burster scene in Alien, that asshole did a complete inside-out, and I was like

and

AsianBomb777 said:

i bet you didn't stoop and scoop then!!

So anyways, my sister's cat is 14 years old, only recently in the last 3 months has started showing signs of aging.

She brought it into the vet today due to an issue the cat was having with her right hind leg. The cat (Adrian is it's name) was limping and walking strangely, and she seemed to be in pain.

Now, let me describe Adrian. She's a tiny (Though fully adult) calico cat with a pink nose. She's very cute, but has always, since the earliest days that I've known her, hated my ass like Abierman hates sobriety.

Even when my sister's family took vacations tasking me with caring for their cats, Adrian would jump on my lap begging to be petted, only to immediately jump off of my lap when I started to pet her, the entire time staring at me with a nasty, bitchy, condescending look. I mean, I swear this cat mocks me. I'm not just making this shit up.


So anyways, my sister schedules an appointment with the vet to see what is wrong with beelzebub Adrian, and then calls me asking if I could pay for the visit, just until their next payday (they live paycheck to paycheck--which is hard to believe since he cleared 120k last year). So, I agreed and met her for lunch today.

The vet ran an x-ray, blood test, and some other wierd shit on the cat for a bill totaling $787.53 . I was like , it's a damned cat! I mean, don't get me wrong, our pets are family and deserve the love and care we'd give any member of our family, but $787.53 for a diagnosis and a prescription for hormones?

I can sense Adrian sitting home right now on her pampered kitty bed, giggling to herself about what she's cost me today.






[Edited 12/7/06 20:16pm]

emm said:

I did. It was vomitous.
Nasty nasty nastaaaaay.

So anyways, my sister's cat is 14 years old, only recently in the last 3 months has started showing signs of aging.

She brought it into the vet today due to an issue the cat was having with her right hind leg. The cat (Adrian is it's name) was limping and walking strangely, and she seemed to be in pain.

Now, let me describe Adrian. She's a tiny (Though fully adult) calico cat with a pink nose. She's very cute, but has always, since the earliest days that I've known her, hated my ass like Abierman hates sobriety.

Even when my sister's family took vacations tasking me with caring for their cats, Adrian would jump on my lap begging to be petted, only to immediately jump off of my lap when I started to pet her, the entire time staring at me with a nasty, bitchy, condescending look. I mean, I swear this cat mocks me. I'm not just making this shit up.


So anyways, my sister schedules an appointment with the vet to see what is wrong with beelzebub Adrian, and then calls me asking if I could pay for the visit, just until their next payday (they live paycheck to paycheck--which is hard to believe since he cleared 120k last year). So, I agreed and met her for lunch today.

The vet ran an x-ray, blood test, and some other wierd shit on the cat for a bill totaling $787.53 . I was like , it's a damned cat! I mean, don't get me wrong, our pets are family and deserve the love and care we'd give any member of our family, but $787.53 for a diagnosis and a prescription for hormones?

I can sense Adrian sitting home right now on her pampered kitty bed, giggling to herself about what she's cost me today.






[Edited 12/7/06 20:16pm]

Andrea: Yes, and no. Yes, she could get kitty insurance. No, she'll never take the initiative. Remember: 6 figure salary family, living paycheck-to-paycheck.

Carrie: She's been going to the same vet for 5 years. I asked her to try another one but she's refused. Plus she moves to England in 1.5 months and she didn't want to take any chances.


ReneGade20: Take it to Bagdad if you deploy there in the future again (God Forbid). Make it walk around outside the green zone.

Suagr Girl,

herman, I your kitties.



I wish I had better, recent pics of Suagr Girl, but ah well:

CarrieMpls said:

It cost me over three hundred bucks for a vet to tell me my damn cat pees crystals sometimes...which I told her when I first brought him in.

She gave me some pills to crush into his food when he gets sick, and those clear him right up. Those were some expensive ass pills.

Anx said:

ok, I'm not making light of this subject and I really not making fun of you.


But how do you reconcile not eating meat with feeding and animal that eats meat? Is there vegetarian dog/cat food?

My apologies if it's an offensive question.

My work offers pet insurance...can your sister do something like that?