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PrintableZum said: Eh...
 oh hell, I might as well get one last one in!
I was wodnering how long it would take before sum1 jerked off. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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herbthe4 said: SensualMelody said: Take a bath
Fix my hair Do my make-up Do my nails Put on some really pretty underwear Splash on my favorite fragrance And relax... Oh...and put on a pretty silky dress... Same thing I do everyday... 
- - By request - 1.) Ask God one final time for a TANGIBLE sign of the exisxtence of heaven or hell. 2.) Withdraw all my money from the bank and put it in an envelope labled "to be divided equally between my Grandmother and my Mother. Spend it." 3.) Drink a beer (or 6) 4.) Take a shower. 5.) Toss my porn in the dumpster and wipe out my hard drive. Melody said: Thanks Herb...that's some meaningful stuff! 1.) I think you'd like God's answer.. 
2.) That is so thoughtful...no inheritance taxes for Mom and Gram... 
3.) That will certainly relax you/get rid of your fears... 
4.) Yeah. Why should others have to suffer?.. 
5.) Very smart move... 
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1/ No hateful/ bad thoughts
2/ Tell all the people I love how much I love them 3/ Sex maybe
Well, in reality I fuckin don't know , maybe walking on a beach looking at the sea & kids play...(?) | |
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Oooops... I have changed my mind...
I would staple a salmon to my head and swim home for spawning... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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I would run to the highest hills and yell "The Opposite of NATO is OTAN" repeatedly. | |
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divo02 said: I would run to the highest hills and yell "The Opposite of NATO is OTAN" repeatedly.
But the big question is... would you bring a portable CD player and blast "Wedding Feast" while you screamed "The opposite of NATO is OTAN!!!" at the top of your lungs? If so, I believe that you have come up with a great plan. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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do a threesome with janet jackson and sarena williams " could I be... the most beautiful man in the world! plain to see, i"m the reason that God made a man!"UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN GRADUATE! VERY PRESTIGIOUS! | |
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IceNine said: divo02 said: I would run to the highest hills and yell "The Opposite of NATO is OTAN" repeatedly.
But the big question is... would you bring a portable CD player and blast "Wedding Feast" while you screamed "The opposite of NATO is OTAN!!!" at the top of your lungs? If so, I believe that you have come up with a great plan. Either "Wedding Feast" or "Jughead". I've yet to decide. | |
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thechronic said: do a threesome with janet jackson and sarena williams
I know right...there's just sumthin' about serena! | |
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I'm surprised nobody said they'd kill themselves...
Just kidding. | |
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(Snip - flamebait removed - Ian) | |
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herbthe4 said: SensualMelody said: Take a bath
Fix my hair Do my make-up Do my nails Put on some really pretty underwear Splash on my favorite fragrance And relax... Oh...and put on a pretty silky dress... Same thing I do everyday...
- - By request - 1.) Ask God one final time for a TANGIBLE sign of the exisxtence of heaven or hell. 2.) Withdraw all my money from the bank and put it in an envelope labled "to be divided equally between my Grandmother and my Mother. Spend it." 3.) Drink a beer (or 6) 4.) Take a shower. 5.) Toss my porn in the dumpster and wipe out my hard drive. ROFL...  | |
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