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Mom has son arrested for opening Christmas present early Well, yet another sign that the state I live in(South Carolina) is disintegrating into madness. A local woman fed up with her 12 year son called the cops and had him booked on charges. He had a string of behavior problems and when he committed his latest transgression, it was the last straw. She called the cops on him because HE OPENED HIS GAMEBOY ADVANCE THAT WAS WRAPPED UNDER THE TREE!!! The cops took him in and charged him on petit larceny but he was not jailed because, you know, that would be silly.
Does this kind of stuff happen where you live? All good things they say never last... | |
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it is IMPOSSIBLE for me to know I have a present or gift, and NOT try to find out what it is. | |
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I saw that story yesterday.
BOOK 'EM!!! | |
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So stupid. [Edited 12/7/06 10:29am] | |
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Ex-Moderator | parents shouldn't use police for parenting.
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My wife took the last donut this morning. I'm calling the cops! All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: My wife took the last donut this morning. I'm calling the cops!
throw her in jail! she'll be so sorry when she gets back she'll probably buy you an entire box of donutse just for you | |
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GottaLetitgo said: My wife took the last donut this morning. I'm calling the cops!
Is that all? My wife sexually assaulted me last night in bed. | |
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XxAxX said: GottaLetitgo said: My wife took the last donut this morning. I'm calling the cops!
throw her in jail! she'll be so sorry when she gets back she'll probably buy you an entire box of donutse just for you She could probably just pick up a box of donuts at the police station... All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: XxAxX said: throw her in jail! she'll be so sorry when she gets back she'll probably buy you an entire box of donutse just for you She could probably just pick up a box of donuts at the police station... i'm sayin'! | |
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TMPletz said: GottaLetitgo said: My wife took the last donut this morning. I'm calling the cops!
Is that all? My wife sexually assaulted me last night in bed. I can't press charges against my wife in any bedroom related activities for fear that she may charge me for speeding. You know sometimes I say too much... All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: TMPletz said: Is that all? My wife sexually assaulted me last night in bed. I can't press charges against my wife in any bedroom related activities for fear that she may charge me for speeding. You know sometimes I say too much... | |
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the gas chamber is hungry for this kind of fresh meat! fry him! | |
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Gameboy Advanced? How about a DS Lite or PSP, MOM! looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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if he's been showing his behind so much, why'd they get him the friggin gameboy in the first place? | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: if he's been showing his behind so much, why'd they get him the friggin gameboy in the first place?
exactly | |
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AnckSuNamun said: Gameboy Advanced? How about a DS Lite or PSP, MOM!
send her to the chair too | |
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Anx said: AnckSuNamun said: Gameboy Advanced? How about a DS Lite or PSP, MOM!
send her to the chair too You're a little too enthusiastic about sending people to their deaths! | |
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coolcat said: Anx said: send her to the chair too You're a little too enthusiastic about sending people to their deaths! It's vegetarian rage. He wants to punish meat eaters by frying them like the flesh they love to eat. syntax edit [Edited 12/7/06 12:47pm] | |
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sextonseven said: coolcat said: You're a little too enthusiastic about sending people to their deaths! It's vegetarian rage. He wants to punish meat eaters by frying them like the flesh they love to eat. syntax edit [Edited 12/7/06 12:47pm] But how does he know they weren't vegetarians? [Edited 12/7/06 12:49pm] | |
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coolcat said: sextonseven said: It's vegetarian rage. He wants to punish meat eaters by frying them like the flesh they love to eat. syntax edit [Edited 12/7/06 12:47pm] But how does he know they weren't vegetarians? [Edited 12/7/06 12:49pm] vegdar | |
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i'm willing to bet that he doesn't believe in santa anymore, but he's totally convinced of his mom being a real bitch. | |
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Ahh the good ole days when a simple ass whooping would have sufficed.
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Anx said: coolcat said: But how does he know they weren't vegetarians? [Edited 12/7/06 12:49pm] vegdar there's such a thing? | |
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Thats so stupid.Now when they wanna send him 2 jail and put it on his record and he cant get good jobs and get into good schools shes gonna be feelin like a big shiny ass! | |
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My co-worker just took my stapler without asking. I had them arrested. All good things they say never last... | |
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GottaLetitgo said: My co-worker just took my stapler without asking. I had them arrested.
Must be a South Carolina thing then. | |
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sextonseven said: GottaLetitgo said: My co-worker just took my stapler without asking. I had them arrested.
Must be a South Carolina thing then. You have slandered my state and offended my family honor. I'm calling 911. All good things they say never last... | |
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Okay actually people in South Carolina are so dumb they have to call 411 to find out the number for information.
And no it's not true we are all inbred rednecks. Just ask my wife and my sister. She's right over there. One of these days when my lotto ticket hits I'm going to move from this miserable rathole... All good things they say never last... | |
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By the way, here's a picture of the arresting officer:
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