Well, yet another sign that the state I live in(South Carolina) is disintegrating into madness. A local woman fed up with her 12 year son called the cops and had him booked on charges. He had a string of behavior problems and when he committed his latest transgression, it was the last straw. She called the cops on him because HE OPENED HIS GAMEBOY ADVANCE THAT WAS WRAPPED UNDER THE TREE!!! The cops took him in and charged him on petit larceny but he was not jailed because, you know, that would be silly.

Does this kind of stuff happen where you live?

it is IMPOSSIBLE for me to know I have a present or gift, and NOT try to find out what it is.

I saw that story yesterday.

BOOK 'EM!!!

So stupid.
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parents shouldn't use police for parenting.

My wife took the last donut this morning. I'm calling the cops!

GottaLetitgo said:

throw her in jail! she'll be so sorry when she gets back she'll probably buy you an entire box of donutse just for you

GottaLetitgo said:

Is that all? My wife sexually assaulted me last night in bed.

XxAxX said:

She could probably just pick up a box of donuts at the police station...

GottaLetitgo said:

i'm sayin'!

TMPletz said:

I can't press charges against my wife in any bedroom related activities for fear that she may charge me for speeding.

You know sometimes I say too much...

GottaLetitgo said:

the gas chamber is hungry for this kind of fresh meat! fry him!

Gameboy Advanced? How about a DS Lite or PSP, MOM!

if he's been showing his behind so much, why'd they get him the friggin gameboy in the first place?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

exactly

AnckSuNamun said:

send her to the chair too

Anx said:

You're a little too enthusiastic about sending people to their deaths!

coolcat said:

It's vegetarian rage. He wants to punish meat eaters by frying them like the flesh they love to eat.

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sextonseven said:

But how does he know they weren't vegetarians?
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coolcat said:

vegdar

i'm willing to bet that he doesn't believe in santa anymore, but he's totally convinced of his mom being a real bitch.

Ahh the good ole days when a simple ass whooping would have sufficed.

LQ

Anx said:

there's such a thing?

Thats so stupid.Now when they wanna send him 2 jail and put it on his record and he cant get good jobs and get into good schools shes gonna be feelin like a big shiny ass!

My co-worker just took my stapler without asking. I had them arrested.

GottaLetitgo said:

Must be a South Carolina thing then.

sextonseven said:

You have slandered my state and offended my family honor. I'm calling 911.

Okay actually people in South Carolina are so dumb they have to call 411 to find out the number for information.

And no it's not true we are all inbred rednecks. Just ask my wife and my sister. She's right over there.

One of these days when my lotto ticket hits I'm going to move from this miserable rathole...

By the way, here's a picture of the arresting officer: