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Printable00769BAD said: FUCK A DUCK!!!
  
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bkw said: I had sex with a dog.
I called the puppy Mr Artiga!  
Ian, get ready. I'm about to say a heap of things you're not gonna like! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: I had sex with a dog.
I called the puppy Mr Artiga!
Ian, get ready. I'm about to say a heap of things you're not gonna like!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: You know what, bkw? If I wasn't me, and you weren't you, I might be mad! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: You know what, bkw? If I wasn't me, and you weren't you, I might be mad! If you weren't you, and I wasn't me, who would we be? Can I be a woman with big fun bags? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: You know what, bkw? If I wasn't me, and you weren't you, I might be mad! If you weren't you, and I wasn't me, who would we be? Can I be a woman with big fun bags? If you want. I wish to be about viente y nueve. So that I may pursue Mr. Artiga!  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: You know what, bkw? If I wasn't me, and you weren't you, I might be mad! If you weren't you, and I wasn't me, who would we be? Can I be a woman with big fun bags? If you want. I wish to be about viente y nueve. So that I may pursue Mr. Artiga! I assume "viente y neuve" translates to "smells like a bum"? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: You know what, bkw? If I wasn't me, and you weren't you, I might be mad! If you weren't you, and I wasn't me, who would we be? Can I be a woman with big fun bags? If you want. I wish to be about viente y nueve. So that I may pursue Mr. Artiga! I assume "viente y neuve" translates to "smells like a bum"? Eh, I'm tired of fighting it. Even if he smelled like a bum, I'd be in love. -------
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If Mr Artiga was my dog I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Sick, sick, sick!!! 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderatorWhat the hell is going on here???    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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LoL @ this  y thread!
 Good morning, CS! | |
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The craziness has returned.Honestly,I don't know if that's a good or bad thing;) | |
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DavidEye said: The craziness has returned.Honestly,I don't know if that's a good or bad thing;)
Good morning, David!
Enjoy your day! | |
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Wha? Isn't that against the law and why would u want to do something like that anyway. I really get concerned for people here sometimes. That is animal cruelty!!!  | |
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It's certainly against the law but the dog won't say anything hehe | |
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 Belle I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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jnoel said: It's certainly against the law but the dog won't say anything hehe
so much sickness, so little time! | |
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. [This message was edited Sun Mar 16 13:10:09 PST 2003 by JesusChrist] | |
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I've heard about this woman Bodil Johensen who has made porn movie with her dog for her own pleasure... | |
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jnoel said: It's certainly against the law but the dog won't say anything hehe
And, have you tested this theory, my dearest friend? -------
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No & won't you start a thread about the "Rhondaïsm" philosophy? ("Rhondaïsm vs Nep2nism" etc...)
at the radio there is "Please please tell me" now by Duran Duran, cool New Romantic song ... | |
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jnoel said: No & won't you start a thread about the "Rhondaïsm" philosophy? ("Rhondaïsm vs Nep2nism" etc...)
at the radio there is "Please please tell me" now by Duran Duran, cool New Romantic song ... You wish to become a follower?-------
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http://www.ink19.com/issu...nemas.html "By far the most compelling and sad piece in the book is "Dead Famous," Jack Stevenson's biography of Bodil Joensen. Joensen has the dubious distinction of being the queen of bestiality porn. The young Danish woman became famous; at least in the porno world, for her performances in films having sex with dogs, horses, and pigs. Stevenson's biography doesn't glamorize or demean her. His matter of fact approach to telling her tale is even more poignant than one that would attempt to make her a victim. Her upbringing by a religious fanatic mother led her to perverse notions about sex, so she was apparently quite the willing performer in these films that made their makers millions, while Joensen was paid a day rate, and later in her short life, was supporting herself as a prostitute. " | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: jnoel said: No & won't you start a thread about the "Rhondaïsm" philosophy? ("Rhondaïsm vs Nep2nism" etc...)
at the radio there is "Please please tell me" now by Duran Duran, cool New Romantic song ... You wish to become a follower? | |
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jnoel said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: jnoel said: No & won't you start a thread about the "Rhondaïsm" philosophy? ("Rhondaïsm vs Nep2nism" etc...)
at the radio there is "Please please tell me" now by Duran Duran, cool New Romantic song ... You wish to become a follower?This is very true, jnoel. You're wise. You have great potential as a follower.  -------
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A great follower doesn't think at all , a bit like the boy of my avatar picture | |
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