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Womans flatulence... alright which orger was it ??? ok... who here   was flying yesterday ... hmmm 
Flatulence Forces Plane to Land
By Associated Press Wed Dec 6, 7:07 AM NASHVILLE, Tenn. - An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said. The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened. The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said. "It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up." The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident. Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. | |
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SnidelyWhiplash said: ok... who here
was flying yesterday ... hmmm
Flatulence Forces Plane to Land
By Associated Press Wed Dec 6, 7:07 AM NASHVILLE, Tenn. - An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said. The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened. The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said. "It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up." The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident. Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. Well, it's obvious, whoever smelt it, dealt it.  | |
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great detective work father !  | |
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 I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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I think that'd be Nikster .. | |
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I was surprised no one posted this yesterday, it was the funniest story of the day. | |
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jerseykrs said: I was surprised no one posted this yesterday, it was the funniest story of the day.
a friend emailed it to me yesterday and we were laughing about it all day.  |
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poor woman...she wasn't even allowed back on the plane!
how did she get to her destination? did she have to take the bus? | |
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the woman LIT MATCHES to burn off her vile fart smell.
That shit is HILARIOUS.  | |
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jerseykrs said: the woman LIT MATCHES to burn off her vile fart smell.
That shit is HILARIOUS. not only did she light matches but she did it on an airplane!! she so should have known better. poor lady.  | |
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