minneapolisgenius said:

Those eyes kind of look like boobs.

I just hate when men adjust their balls in my face..on the train..on the bus..in the store.

Im mean

DanceWme said:

i don't know what you are talking about... the only 2 things that make the subway bearable is my i-pod equivilant and cockwatching

DanceWme said:

i don't know what you are talking about... the only 2 things that make the subway bearable is my i-pod equivilant and cockwatching

minneapolisgenius said:

Those eyes kind of look like boobs.

cborgman said:

sometimes i miss public transportation...

IrresistibleB1tch said:

the other day one noticed me looking and put on a pocket puppet show for me.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

the other day one noticed me looking and put on a pocket puppet show for me.

cborgman said:

This guy noticed me lookin one time and I was like he saw me.
I was so embarassed

Anx said:

!!!!!

It's so funny because one time when I was working at the bank, this chick came walking up batting her eyelashes and thrusting her gigantic boobs as close to my face as she could get them from behind the teller wall and she was asking in a sacharine sweet voice if she could skip the line. Little did she know that her boobs were worth as much to me as an Iraqi banknote with Sadaams face on it She tried to ply me with her feminine wiles and I told her ass to stand in line

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when I was younger around 11, my mom made me wear these tight pants....and this old man was staring at me.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

It's funny because that's insulting & basically a turn off to me too. It's not like she's offering us to squeeze them if she can cut in line. She's assuming our minds simply go blank at the sight of breasts, which they don't.

I just hate when men adjust their balls in my face..on the train..on the bus..in the store.

Im mean

DanceWme said:

That's happened to me. Every couple of months this one guy tries to pick me up on the E train and the first time he squeezed into the seat next to me and started caressing my leg with his pinkie finger...anyway the third time or so, someone was already sitting next to me so he just stood in front of me and casually adjusted his crotch every few seconds.

NDRU said:

They obvioulsy do or she wouldn't think she could get away with that!

DanceWme said:

That's happened to me. Every couple of months this one guy tries to pick me up on the E train and the first time he squeezed into the seat next to me and started caressing my leg with his pinkie finger...anyway the third time or so, someone was already sitting next to me so he just stood in front of me and casually adjusted his crotch every few seconds.

sextonseven said:

Sometimes I'm ashamed to be a man

NDRU said:

U should be

DanceWme said:

but then I adjust my balls and move on

DanceWme said:

but then I adjust my balls and move on

sextonseven said:

Always the damn E or C trains

DanceWme said:

This always happens during the Chelsea stops.

sextonseven said:

Sometimes I'm ashamed to be a man

VoicesCarry said:

I thought it was more like the mouth to mouth version of this. Like a spit or drool from one mouth to the other.

DanceWme said:

but then I adjust my balls and move on

NDRU said:

He made sure his hand and his crotch were right in front of my face too. If I could have turned my head all the way around like an owl, I would have.

sextonseven said:

You could have just punched him in the balls But then again, he might have enjoyed that

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

He's an older guy (early 50s?) just trying to get some action. I'm kinda flattered that whenever I see him walk on the train and he sees me, he makes a beeline straight towards me. He thinks I'm some young hot stud.